This is so cute - I-DLE's new Japanese single, shot like your grandma recorded it off the news for you to watch when you got home from school www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7r... I'm gonna put Soyeon in my pocket and feed her jellybeans

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

not voting for anyone i haven’t seen 360 naked

Normalize being like: Oh shit that guy I didn't know a lot about who seemed cool is super yikes, my bad, let's move on.

OH NO

all of these people would do well to learn something about “cheap” and “costly” grace. no one is saying that platner is irredeemable, but that some things are a bridge too far for someone seeking a public trust. if he feels truly contrite, he can work on himself and his community and try again.

yeah it is not “liberal censoriousness” to think that you shouldn’t nominate the guy without the sense to not get a nazi tattoo and then not remove it

US-East-1 really does provide a unique service that is unavailable literally anywhere else.

> “found a solution” didn’t mean what people thought it did. People imagined that the system had discovered original solutions to “open problems” All that really happened is that GPT-5 (oversimplifying slightly) crawled the web for solutions to already-solved problems. lmao, wild

bumping this because some people dismissed it as an april fools joke and others didn't realize it worked on mobile (android) too it's a fun little clicker game i made that uses no javascript and runs all the game logic in css ^^ lyra.horse/css-clicker/

i’m refusing to look up Sliwa’s wiki page to discover how evil he is but even though i have no personal stakes in this race it still felt satisfying to see Sliwa’s contempt for these people shine thru, a single gram of integrity bsky.app/profile/yash...

If you're a writer/other creator in the United States, consider creating an LLC for your business and then signing up for a local area Chamber of Commerce. Many of them have health insurance plans that pool their members and members of other CoCs to create insurance efficiencies relative to ACA.

Redville's truck didn't "run out of gas and coast into an empty field." The drivers ran when they were stopped by police and the truck crashed into an old farm stand that was selling pirated vape cartridges on the road out of Redville.

Devastating news for those like me who were sure Taylor could fix them.

PEOPLE KNOW WHICH BIRDS ARE HOT PASS IT ON

This could be canon though. Beholders can transform themselves by having a powerful psychic dream (e.g. a death tyrant is a beholder who dreamt of undeath), so presumably there's a dream that turns them into bi-holders. If the wizard college would simply approve my research grant I could

my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional

I love how pumpkins and watermelons unite animals, everyone from turtles to wombats to bears to hippos is a fan of them. Even obligate carnivores are like "oh damn is that a pumpkin hell yeah dude"

“Vibeengineering” I think software engineers not being legally liable for what they build has been a mistake

Neighbors 2.0

Here's a preview of FANTASTIC FOUR #4, out Wednesday October 22nd! It features ALICIA MASTERS and it's about the FF getting a new dog named "Jellybean" who is SUPER NORMAL and not sinister AT ALL. comicbookclublive.com/2025/10/20/m...

Homie I was under the impression that notion had been dispelled

exactly, he’s still the racist guardian angels guy but he’s also a real standout weirdo while Cuomo is just another bullying sex pest

in many ways, "femboy" and "female" are the same word

been thinking about this more and with the rise of the whole femboy thing and the fact that you now have female-presenting sex workers marketing themselves as such i really feel like there must be some kind of ancestral memory in men that yearns for Ancient Greece

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

That’s right AI is ushering in the wonderful age of human utopia: working 72 hours a week for a pervert

reskeets are NOT endorsements. they are ENDORPHINS

#awkwardzombie #950: The Big Picture (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)

A few points on Trump and Hegseth and everyone else who murdered Colombian fishermen on a Colombian boat in Colombian territorial waters: 1. Colombia has jurisdiction. 2. There is no statute of limitations for murder. 3. Colombia has an extradition treaty with the US.

honestly the thing that worries me the most about the mastermind behind this Louvre heist is we may not be so different, he and i

BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible https://theonion.com/breaking-drunk-teen-going-100-mph-down-slick-highway-i-1819575753/

Raphael, Tag Team Tough #GoogleTranslatesMTG

never do business with family. or friends. or acquaintances or strangers. just lie still in a dewy glade until the screeching of locusts drives unto you the foretold ecstasies.

this is absolutely a popular sentiment among the people over 60 I know

C'mon im reducing the price 75 EUR for colored portrait! (wip)

I dug into progressive image rendering and found a bunch of common assumptions aren't quite true. ➡️ JPEG & WebP progressive-renders worse in Safari ➡️ AVIF _does_ support progressive ➡️ But JPEG XL in Safari doesn't ➡️ JPEG XL decodes much slower than AVIF ⬇️ and more jakearchibald.com/2025/present...

Twitter refugees, note well: they're not called "tweets" here. Call them tweets and you're likely to be yelled at. Posts on Bluesky are called "missives." Reposts are called "rememberances" and replies are called "addendums." Replying to a post with a single emoji is called a "turd drop"

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Wonder Woman's plane.

a cat is always surprised when they stab or bite you and then you say "ow". to them that is stunning

Excuse me look at this baby hyena please thank you www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Okay but imagine being this iconic and sneering at all the red-tighted boys in the square. Procuring the monks' best aged cheeses and so on.

the people responsible for fucking up the Sonos software over the years should be charged criminally.

If you thought Zohran was too nice to shiv a motherfucker, I invite you to think again

I really believe generative AI is a cognitohazard to an entire column of humanity. I don't know, there's a something it fucking does to people that displaces their own entirely-capable cognition and independence, further they seemingly cannot perceive the deficits of. This is not a moral argument.

ERIC ADAMS AT PODIUM OUTSIDE WHOLE FOODS: Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. You can eat them all here, in Manhatting

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."