graph with x axis that says "costume complexity" and y axis that says "likelihood this costume is a fetish"

she chemical my my until I romance

i have to save money. but i also have to buy rare items and artifacts

when U dap up ur homie u shuold get to se e his stats in ur hud

you can't change the past, but you can change the future. introducing TimeGun

I think the #1 reason I have the politics I do is having a strong independent single mother and that radicalized me. I think the #2 reason I have the politics I do is that I became conscious around the time the music video for "Over and Over" by Nelly & Tim McGraw came out & I learned race was fake

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

"if you're gonna get groomed, I'd prefer you do it under my roof, where at least I know you're safe"

it's crazy how all the worst fascist grunts in the world all look like this now

I used to pray for days like this

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

be very careful about what you post online

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

Yes I’m wearing four backpacks stacked. Move along or I will start spinning

freestyle whistle rap battle

I'm gonna invent adult make-a-wish so I can make sex with one of the iPod commerical silhouettes

WatchMojo voice: did you know zack and cody suite life was originally called hotel for bad moms

flaming moe's

You won't believe what this guy looks like

People often confuse 'crime' (violation of laws) with 'disorder' (visible signs of civic decay). Homeless people on the streets is disorder; counterculture is disorder; sneering at authority is disorder. It's a feedback loop because federal goons patrolling streets harassing folks is also disorder.

what if he was a pedophile for yogurt instead of children

how come no one has done a "polyamorous the bachelor/ette" where the first episode they all decide to date and the rest of the season is fighting over the dishes

Woah this pantry is slutted out

they should do make-a-wish for guys in their 30s who sometimes have chest pains

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

does it count as breaking the boycott to accept the free sample offered to me by the Starbucks employee while in line at the Albertsons pharmacy

She noo-noo on my tele until my tubby custards

there needs to be a word to use for people whom I do not believe deserve death but whose actions foundationally confound me and a great example of this kind of person is someone who calls everyone babe

every week I pull into a jiffy lube and I ask them to check my juice

letterboxd but for truck stop oral

@topherflorence.bsky.social you tweeted about the beach boys yesterday, did you have insider knowledge

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Steven Spielberg just announced a sequel to his maligned 2011 Historical Drama 'War Horse'. This Christmas, be sure to catch 'Sex Dog' on the big screen!

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you seen one of these yet?

Logging back into x dot com to tweet "theyfabs be shopping" to piss everyone off and then logging off for another 8 months

everyone i follow posts like they are either uwu, completely disassociated, or on a bunch of pills they stole from their friends boyfriend

I respect a musician 100x more if they are busted and kinda fucked up looking

Mazlows high-erarchy of weed