It’s finally over

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

@skepchick.org I have something in your wheelhouse for investigation, in fact it's so in your zone I worry you've covered it already: is there an epidemic of dogs getting poisoned by eating THC laced human poo in parks

thinking about this again

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

The White House is really overdue a Erfurt Latrine Disaster

My rights were fought for by faggots and whores not the US marine corps

In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them. #cdnpoli

Were classical statues painted horribly? buff.ly/fS78ULM It is often suggested that modern viewers dislike painted reconstructions of Greek and Roman statues because our taste differs from that of the ancients. This essay proposes an alternative explanation.

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

This is getting out of hand xD

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

THEY DID IT WITH AI SO YOU'D TALK ABOUT IT! THEY DID IT WITH AI SO YOU'D TALK ABOUT IT!!! ITS AN ATTENTION ECONOMY!!! ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY ADVERTISING HAS WORKED FOR YEARS!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL KEEP FALLING FOR IT!! ITS AN ATTENTION ECONOMY!!!

fall back into place

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Great question. No you cannot.

Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro says medication he takes for hiccups made him so paranoid he used a soldering iron to tamper with his court-mandated ankle monitor while under house arrest.

freaking the fuck out and destroying a bunch of shit because there is so much beauty in this beautiful world

panicked voice: that's not a pipe

Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.

World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black. www.livescience.com/animals/spid...

shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now

that’s right beg you miserable worm

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Still one of the fav things I've made

You have the stink of moonlight on you

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

#ELDENRING #Godskin #EldenRingFanart Grandma's Love from Windmill Village

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

everybody talking abt taylor swift today , nobody talking abt how i saved everyone on my airplane by imagining a bright white bubble of protection encasing it and making sure the vibes in my heart and mind were exactly correct

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

Fantastic Four: First Steps [2025]

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

discussion of suicide smocks, anti-rip nylon anti-suicide clothing, has made me wonder how you order a model for prison/asylum clothing yeah give me some disheveled ones, some forlorn ones, and i need one that stares into your soul for the anti-eye gouging gloves

POV: You're Hornet asking Shakra for uppies

my top 3 cooking memes i always think about when cooking

They call it a closet because you put your clos in et

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Graham Linehan is like when the Animaniacs drive someone insane, but then he has to live the rest of his life like that