I've been watching northernlion play Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator and cal just forced me to listen to an explanation of what a short is WHEN I DIDN'T RLY CARE TO KNOW TBH

> British cities > Includes Dublin Ah lads not again

OMG!! My friend May Wa did the cutest animation 'cause he can't make it to my birthday tomorrow!!!!! He said, "Sometimes I catch you bouncing over the bridge on my ride home!" I always assume no one can see me, sometimes I am singing to myself on that bridge too

now what does he mean by this

Last year our cat needed abdominal surgery and his fur never regrew, so now I'm occasionally greeted by this display. Dude looks well acquainted with domestic beer, TV Guide, and divorce court.

Do you have any treats on your phone #KhazrakOneEye

OK these are so sweet even tho I reduced the sugar a lil bit but I can't stop eating them lmao

read two short (170ish pages) pieces of climate fiction. automatic noodle is very cute and grapples with human and labour rights, and the unworthy is religious horror that i thought was ok, i think i'm just yearning for the highs of tender is the flesh 🥲. but do rec them for a quick reading burst

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Hey hey I'm making another zine! A4 2B D6 will be similar to eraserflag (A5, 36ish pages) but specifically focused on RPGs this time. We're looking for pitches from other Malaysians writers, designers, and artists who love RPGs, so if that's you, please submit a pitch here: forms.gle/Zf4G8LQjayxW...

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

SCREAMING

omg these goggles that look like aviators... i want them

Sam Spade on his way to a crime scene (The Maltese Falcon novel entered the public domain this year, too)

Oh this is an amazing deal on a wonderful series

HER FAVORITE DESIGNER IS VITAL LACERDA

C IS FOR COOKIE, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C

Wetwork Operator

I've started referring to the MANY big box medium-heavy board games we have as part time jobs. I keep asking cal if we have any games that are FUN instead of part time jobs 😤😤

me, in a dream, trying to describe a video game on the phone: it's the one with all the characters. ...yes, Kirby's in it, but he's not important— (holds phone away from ear) me: I'm sorry. of course Kirby is important.

does john carpenter know about among us

Doing the exciting freezer meal thing

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it: Vital is a madman (positive)

for some reason all the techbros have been talking about building Dyson Spheres all of a sudden and to be clear: we are so comedically far from being able to build a dyson sphere that they may as well be promising magic. we are MILLENIA away from building dyson spheres

*Audibly sizzling*: Wow. You're telling me this for the first time. I had no idea.

fun part of getting a new toy is getting to draw it

In 2020 @totallydonna.kitrocha.com & I started a trilogy about 3 book nerds (w/ superpowers) who just want to build a library for their community but shitty tech bros suck so they have to keep doing crimes. Tor was kind enough to put book one on sale for $5.99! www.kitrocha.com/book/deal-wi...

I think people often wonder this, and it's a great question, so let me explain the advantages of 3D printing whistles. There are many. The 3D printing effort started from one of our organizers who started by sourcing mass-produced whistles.

Sure, yeah, why not, rat purse

Happy Coin Boi! 🐀💰

My Weather Satellite is Too Cute! Even if Her Instruments are Outdated 🛰️

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

Shrewcchini

He will need to spend some time at the vet to recover, & while I've got a donor who is covering his (current) care, the costs can balloon very quickly. The bill for his blood test, meds, and overnight stay is already RM900+. If you know me from that hellsite, and can help, we'd appreciate it. TQ

Friend in the board game store @peersylvester.bsky.social

My latest book Play Nice: The Rise, Fall, and Future of Blizzard Entertainment is on sale for just $3.99 (ebook version) this month, which is 18 cents less than a venti iced quad espresso! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

The British Museum posted Al slop and quietly deleted it. Here's what it was and why it matters. #archaeology🏺#musuem #culture #heritage #history

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called? ME: Dominos. CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop? ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker. CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that? ME: Now hang on a second,

capybara riding a bicycle

back to work inspecting boxes #KhazrakOneEye

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I don't have a vet bills yet (I will have it tomorrow when I get Ico back) but it *will* definitely be over the planned €4,000. So if you want to help a bit, feel free to share/donate here: gofund.me/9bbab5227

Never forget the original heated rivalry

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

I think she should be allowed to kill her husband

Y'all, we shipped ~45k whistles in December. I think we shipped ~35k whistles TODAY. This team of rogue 3D printing enthusiasts is... really rocking & rolling. 💓💃 And thank you to all of you who helped supply the filament & shipping $ so that could happen!

first design meeting for the new mass effect expansion with @ericlang.bsky.social