Do we really need another movie aimed to celebrate Anna - stick up her ass - Wintour?

Y’all… after weeks of house hunting I have finally found a pet friendly room in Camden Town!

Why is it ok to make fun of male pattern baldness but not obesity?

I just saw an Italian headline stating that Luca Guadagnino thinks Fellini is predictable. Hey Luca, you’re an overrated byproduct of privilege who likes teenage boys. Sit the fuck down and stfu. Preash 🙏

You can say whatever you want about Trump, but you just gotta give to him: He’s the pettiest man child in contemporary politics

Golden doggo #goldenhour #doggo #borderterrier #ziggy #photography #dogphotography #portraitmode #sitges #sunset #dogphotography #dogsofsky #dogsofbluesky

“Christiananity” #fuckreform #farrightnuts #nogcseinsight

I’ve been literally turned down for a double room in London because I’m 40. You can’t fucking make this up, like I can afford it and all, but my age is apparently a problem

She wants to feel oppressed so fucking bad

Hey millennials: We do look our age, stop being so fucking deluded

Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage should only be remembered as highly traumatising cautionary tales to get kids to stay in school

Is it just me or hearing a valley girl accent in the morning also makes you wanna break random stuff?

The gods are (rightly so) mad at us #lightning #lightningbolt #photography #storm #stormphotography #mediteranneansea #autumnsolstice

About time Keir

The world if celebrity culture didn’t exist:

Nepotism final boss

Do y’all think he’ll change his stage name to “MidageBlud” once he hits his 45th birthday?

This dumb cunt is about to start WW3. Literally, we are on the brink of another war because of a cognitively challenged, over glorified excuse for a human being

Orcas are the anarcho punks of the oceans

If the vast majority of human beings didn’t happen to lead such unhappy, unfulfilling lives celebrity status wouldn’t even be a thing

People using business class selfies holding a glass of wine as a dating app main profile pic is one of the biggest tell tale signs of how intellectually/emotionally empty and narcissistic they probably are IRL

Breaking news: The BBC has been living under a rock

I’m having a bout of random, unexpected grief and missing my late partner like crazy. I miss you Steve, with all my heart ❤️

Stop glorifying sociopaths just because they fit your bigoted agenda.

Rare sighting of a pager in the wild

This is 40 y’all

I’m 40 today. Fuck

#vintagetech is the best kind of tech

If it wasn’t for the TFL drivers acting like privileged, prissy queens who think 73k at year aren’t enough, I would have never found out what a thrill it is to ride a fucking lime scooter all the way from Victoria to Archway…

I couldn’t stand Beyoncé back in 2015, and she turned out to be a bitch. I could never digest Taylor Swift, and she turned out to be a nazi sympathiser. Yungblud is an overrated cringe factory, can’t wait for his skeletons to jump out of the closet

You know things are getting bad beyond repair when people won’t even tell your their real names on dating apps

Like clockwork, whenever I trust a man, the second I start considering they are not like the others they punctually disappoint me, destroying that tiny bit of faith in humanity I’ve managed to foster despite my fucking depression. I must be the victim of some sort of ancestral gay curse

Why is he rapping in front of a balanced meal?

If you exclude the sports almanac, this just looks like a IRL contemporary vintage thrift store

I hated Thom Yorke way before he turned out to be a Zionist lil bitch. It’s like my guts just knew years ago that Radiohead was a shitty, overrated fucking band that exuded dodgy vibes

I just saw a cockroach the size of a small turtle stealing one of my dog’s kibbles from the bowl and running under the kitchen furniture I need to move out of Barcelona asap

Does this ever happen to you?

The 1st of September being a Monday is the absolute definition of “fuck this shit”

I know that I’m getting old because even the fresh prince of Bel Air is developing alzheimer

“And even though I’m an action STAAAAAAAAAR 👹”

How is it Monday and the 1st of September altogether?

They should teach people from day 1 that life is over after you turn 40

The pain is fucking excruciating. Help

Anyone else thinking of retiring up in the mountains and leaving this proto fascist world behind or just me?

There used to be a time, not long ago, when I trusted older gay men with my feelings. Now I’m just fucking terrified of them all