Someone needs to remind Stanley Tucci that people are already abundantly aware of the existence of Italian cuisine.

DM if you have any Info re their whereabouts

Can someone please break the spell, so Nick Ferrari can transform back into a cabbage patch kid and end up being sold at a car boot sale?

This explains so much www.independent.co.uk/life-style/c...

If you know this film we should be friends

Brace yourself: Breaking news about Starmer resigning in 3….2……1….

Y’all the grumpy cat has reincarnated, I just met her at my local pet store

Trump is so desperate to be perceived as relatable by his low life voters that has now turned the White House into a fully fledged trailer park.

Elon Musk is now the IRL equivalent of this lady (IYKYK).

If supergirl has impenetrable skin, why didn’t my dad love me?

Yeah Elon Musk needs to be charged with incitement to riot ASAP.

It’s been 37 years and I still want a cosmic key

Drew this back in 2017. Back when we lived in an AI free world. #comicstrips #comicartist #fuckAI #dogs

Not to brag, but I did own a pair of these in the early 90s.

Football fans are quite literally a human subspecies.

I’m just gonna be as authentic as I possibly can from now on. I don’t care if I end up being completely alone, at least I won’t have to perform for anyone.

Please, stop telling me about your ex. I really don’t give a fuck about him.

Some of us hated Scrooge McDuck growing up, and some of us still see him as a role model. Goodnight.

This Michael Jackson mania is getting a lil out of hand

Found Orko in the middle of Camden today #heman #camdentown #streetart #wallart #urbanart #graffiti #orko #themastersoftheuniverse

Brian De Palma’s ex wife body shamed me for being 5ft7, claiming she has superior genes, all the while calling me a failed filmmaker because I criticised Nolan’s Odyssey. I was gonna get mad, but then I pitied her when I realised De Palma dumped her for someone else. The superior genes:

East London is basically Gotham. Goodnight.

Keeping everyone awake with their car horns in North London because of a stupid football match. Football fans are the contemporary equivalent of cavemen.

True crime Netflix documentary coming soon

I’m about to enter one of the biggest nostalgia arcs ever: I just bought a new pair of rollerblades. The last (and only) pair I’ve ever owned was back in 1996 #90skids #rollerblades #inlineskating #rollerbladeblanksk

Boy George’s humongous hat wasn’t doing the trick anymore, so now he’s supporting genocidal Zionists to stay relevant.

Can y’all Londoners please stop with this Trader Joe’s tote bag frenzy? We get it: You’ve been to California.

Just realised that when I was 9 I looked like a mix between a Soprano and Pugsley Addams

Found this on a gay dating app. WTAF.

Michael Jackson isn’t dead. He’s working undercover as “Agent M” for MIB.

Is this still down? Can anyone read me?

#reflections #mirror #dog #dogphotography #paralleldimension #portal #shadows #dogsofsky #urbanphotography #streetphotography #northlondon

Yesterday on my walk I bumped into a plushie funeral

Hey @bsky.app you know what would really make you stand out? An edit button. Just sayin’.

Wish I didn’t have to rewatch reruns of early 2000s tv shows just to feel positive about anything. Hanging onto that magical, legit hopeful vibe that’s just not realistically around anymore. I would literally rewind existence like a movie if I could.

I miss when Black Mirror was just a tv show

Spring in London always reminds me of that feeling of excitement I had in my mid 20s, in the late 2000s/early 2010s. Back when I just came out of the closet, I was still discovering myself and most things felt new and magical……oh, and the world wasn’t as dystopian

Can’t argue with that #camdentown #jobsareforslaves #capitalism

Opening Hinge is literally the same thing as opening your fridge multiple times in a row knowing there’s nothing in there

Jesus had a NDE, and then he just went back to his planet. Get over it, leave those poor lambs alone. Y’all sound just as bad as those ancient pagans practicing ritualistic animal sacrifice.

TFL freedom passes should be given based on individual income. There’s plenty of upper class boomers in London who absolutely don’t need it, they’ve accumulated enough wealth/assets as it is.

Social media works for the vast majority of people because it’s always been way easier to get outraged instead of using your critical thinking skills, even far before arguing online was a thing.

Hey JK Rowling: Have some bread with your arbitrary instigations

Just found a mutant blueberry resembling a penguin and now y’all need to see it too

Just another Zionist peddling her sociopathic propaganda in my comment section

What’s the point of having to suffer homophobic abuse growing up, followed by toxic dating behaviour as an adult? What am I supposed to learn from that if not being more depressed and jealous of other people’s happiness? Why can’t some of us never get a fucking break?

A question for the guys who went to boarding school: What is it like to be a walking red flag?

“Dogs are a good conversation opener” is literally the worst kind of advice for someone who’s experiencing loneliness. The last time I went with that dynamic I made friends with this lady who turned out to be a Christian nut who thought the Harry Potter books were satanic.

Sam Smith today looks like one of those satirical representation of greed from the Great Depression