Someone just put this through my mail slot and I suddenly remembered I don’t even own a dvd player anymore. That’s a bummer… now I’m gonna have to spend eternity in hell

Older gays: “The new generations are so ageist” Also older gays:

Quick tip: If you’re hitting it off with someone on a dating app all the while expecting to be arbitrarily ghosted, just go ahead and ask them if they are single.

Zack Polanski is scaring the shit out of a lot of labour voters simply because of the authenticity/transparency of his political agenda, as well as his legit stance for values which labours constantly blabber about but never really display with any actions. Y’all wish you were as driven. Stay mad

Hail Satan… sorry I meant Santa

Genius cup engineering

The obsessive ageism of some #gay men between 50/70 yo should be an academic case study in psychology departments worldwide

I just can’t with men anymore

Just walked into the kitchen and saw my American flatmate having beans on toast. If this doesn’t scream “glitch in the simulation” then I don’t know what does

Eewwww why?

A question for all the other former 90s overweight kids who are now obsessed with healthy eating and exercise: Does body dysmorphia ever go away or is it like a life long curse?

Heidi Klum’s entire career is based on her Halloween outfits and I just don’t see the issue

Humans are intrinsically sociopathic because we’ve managed to turn corrosive loneliness into a joke

This is genius marketing

I want a fucking boyfriend

Double #rainbow in Camden Town

Snoop Dogg is an overrated homophobic cunt. Pass it on

I literally just belched and apologised to my dog

Technolojesus

Can anyone please explain?

Was this a fever dream or you also remember watching Ronin Warriors as a kid?

He’s a 10 but he wants to climb Mount Everest

The Daily Mail tackling the real issues as per usual

Hot take: Beyoncé, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift and Travis Scott are the four horsemen of apocalypse of our era

Not my dog looking like he’s about to narrate an old folk tale #dogphotography #dogsofsky #autumnvibes #folklorethursday #dogsofbluesky #autumnleaves #autumn #ziggy #borderterrier

I just read that whenever a dog is licking your face they are thinking “you’re my home, my safety and comfort” and I’m not ok

Giorgia Meloni is going to be held accountable at the ICC for supporting Israel and the right wing Italian nuts are still going: “NAAAAAH THIS IS JUST THE LEFT TRYING TO DESTROY HER, CMONNNN GIORGIA, WE LOVE YOU” If this isn’t cult like behaviour, then I don’t know what is

The Autumn vibes are pretty powerful today #naturephotography #london #photography #autumn

Not Taylor Swift trying to be relatable and making entire generations obese by telling people “she loves cake” when she probably can’t even remember what actual sugar tastes like

Ziggy and I are fucking done with your BS

My British friend kept seeing “École” printed on French streets and legit thought it meant “E. Coli”

Today I was getting a breakfast sandwich in Cally Road, and the woman queueing behind me ordered some Filipinos with her breakfast. She meant to say Jalapeños

Exactly when will we collectively agree that Kanye West needs to be hospitalised asap?

Do we really need another movie aimed to celebrate Anna - stick up her ass - Wintour?

Y’all… after weeks of house hunting I have finally found a pet friendly room in Camden Town!

Why is it ok to make fun of male pattern baldness but not obesity?

I just saw an Italian headline stating that Luca Guadagnino thinks Fellini is predictable. Hey Luca, you’re an overrated byproduct of privilege who likes teenage boys. Sit the fuck down and stfu. Preash 🙏

You can say whatever you want about Trump, but you just gotta give to him: He’s the pettiest man child in contemporary politics

Golden doggo #goldenhour #doggo #borderterrier #ziggy #photography #dogphotography #portraitmode #sitges #sunset #dogphotography #dogsofsky #dogsofbluesky

“Christiananity” #fuckreform #farrightnuts #nogcseinsight

I’ve been literally turned down for a double room in London because I’m 40. You can’t fucking make this up, like I can afford it and all, but my age is apparently a problem

She wants to feel oppressed so fucking bad

Hey millennials: We do look our age, stop being so fucking deluded

Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage should only be remembered as highly traumatising cautionary tales to get kids to stay in school