Bit sad that chocolate will have calories again starting next month

Back in 2005 I missed the late 80s/early 90s. Now I’m getting nostalgic over 2005. See y’all in 2045, when my dissociative, maladaptive daydreaming will finally enable me to romanticise the 20s.

If you know you know

I’m somewhere between gluttony and lust. Wbu?

Not Chapelle Roan “suddenly” realising Brigitte Bardot was a racist/islamophobe/fascist sympathiser just because she died

Kate Winslet: “I don’t believe in nepotism, my kids made it thanks to their talent alone. Also I don’t believe in world hunger because I just ate, and I have my reservations when it comes to this so called climate change, given that it’s December and I’m cold”.

Do you think we (as a species) can finally start associating fame/money with wisdom in 2026 or are y’all ok with regressing into a semi-ape like state by the next 20 years?

One of the best album cover designs to date #enricotartini #devilsthrill #violinsonatas

Is this prick for real?

Meritocracy is a fairy tale. Nepotism is a reality. Talent doesn’t matter.

This Batman remake looks sick AF

I will start posting daily reminders about how this fuck face has completely ruined the Greek myths on a global scale for future generations to come #odissey #christophernolan #fuckhollywood

London is truly the playground of nepo babies, trust fund kids and money eating landlords. Meanwhile, for the average Londoner who can barely make ends meet “immigration” seems to be the most important issue. Are y’all ok?

I dunno about y’all but I low key sense those popular family creators on Tiktok are harvesting your jealousy and eating it

Just your daily reminder that celebrity culture is eating up your brain

Wooforning

The cast of Christopher Nolan’s The Odissey y’all (not one Greek actor in sight):

SNL is giving confidence to way too many untalented people

Never gets old

#photography #streeart #urbanphotography #nowar #northlondon

Best #Christmas present ever #koopa #supermario #lamp #supermariobros

Best #Christmas record hands down

I might’ve been right

I’m low key beginning to feel this might be an analogy for unaddressed neurodivergent behaviours in the early 2000

Ain’t no way those chocolate chefs and the waiters aren’t all coked up AF

This little indecisive shit

Some of the kids riding on the polar express have undiagnosed scoliosis

Except for the kids, Is the whole neighborhood on ambient at the beginning of the film? How are they not hearing the train?

I’m watching The Polar Express for the first time ever at 40. Stay tuned.

Yeah no

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate had their faces smashed in. Humanity is healing

I’m so starved for intimacy that even the sheriff from gremlins is starting to look sexy

Is the shredded physique in the room with us?

14 yo me on a school trip. Several pounds ago

Y’all what is going on with Tom Felton?

Average TikTok user : “Late stage capitalism is bad, eat the rich, save the planet.” Also average TikTok user: “A famous creator keeps breaking specs in excitement while flying across the world just to eat stuff. Let’s make him rich!”

What

Show me your ugly #Christmas sweaters #grinchmas #grinch #christmasjumper

It’s like he knows how pretty he is

Tell me you’re obsessed with #80s pop culture without actually telling me #mariostar #gizmo #christmastree #mogwai #gremlins #supermario #millennial #nostalgia

Being punctually rejected by men old enough to be my dad is doing wonders for my self esteem. No really, please keep them coming, I needed to lose faith in humanity entirely anyways..

Me: I’m single on Christmas and low key sad about it, I’m gonna game a lil to take my mind off it The universe:

It’s finally that time of the year when I get to watch one of my fav Christmas horror flicks

What episode of black mirror is this?

Of course the sexy AF engineer who’s currently setting up the new oven in my kitchen has to be straight, am I right universe?

Every single man I meet that I happen to have a legit connection with ends up being just another hurtful, short lived illusion. I need some advice/perspective, the pain is beginning to feel unbearable. Don’t ignore this post if you can, it could have a collective positive impact. #lgbt #gay

#dogsofsky #christmastree #pooch #borderterrier #christmas #yule #doggo