Brian De Palma’s ex wife body shamed me for being 5ft7, claiming she has superior genes, all the while calling me a failed filmmaker because I criticised Nolan’s Odyssey. I was gonna get mad, but then I pitied her when I realised De Palma dumped her for someone else. The superior genes:

East London is basically Gotham. Goodnight.

Keeping everyone awake with their car horns in North London because of a stupid football match. Football fans are the contemporary equivalent of cavemen.

True crime Netflix documentary coming soon

I’m about to enter one of the biggest nostalgia arcs ever: I just bought a new pair of rollerblades. The last (and only) pair I’ve ever owned was back in 1996 #90skids #rollerblades #inlineskating #rollerbladeblanksk

Boy George’s humongous hat wasn’t doing the trick anymore, so now he’s supporting genocidal Zionists to stay relevant.

Can y’all Londoners please stop with this Trader Joe’s tote bag frenzy? We get it: You’ve been to California.

Just realised that when I was 9 I looked like a mix between a Soprano and Pugsley Addams

Found this on a gay dating app. WTAF.

Michael Jackson isn’t dead. He’s working undercover as “Agent M” for MIB.

Is this still down? Can anyone read me?

#reflections #mirror #dog #dogphotography #paralleldimension #portal #shadows #dogsofsky #urbanphotography #streetphotography #northlondon

Yesterday on my walk I bumped into a plushie funeral

Hey @bsky.app you know what would really make you stand out? An edit button. Just sayin’.

Wish I didn’t have to rewatch reruns of early 2000s tv shows just to feel positive about anything. Hanging onto that magical, legit hopeful vibe that’s just not realistically around anymore. I would literally rewind existence like a movie if I could.

I miss when Black Mirror was just a tv show

Spring in London always reminds me of that feeling of excitement I had in my mid 20s, in the late 2000s/early 2010s. Back when I just came out of the closet, I was still discovering myself and most things felt new and magical……oh, and the world wasn’t as dystopian

Can’t argue with that #camdentown #jobsareforslaves #capitalism

Opening Hinge is literally the same thing as opening your fridge multiple times in a row knowing there’s nothing in there

Jesus had a NDE, and then he just went back to his planet. Get over it, leave those poor lambs alone. Y’all sound just as bad as those ancient pagans practicing ritualistic animal sacrifice.

TFL freedom passes should be given based on individual income. There’s plenty of upper class boomers in London who absolutely don’t need it, they’ve accumulated enough wealth/assets as it is.

Social media works for the vast majority of people because it’s always been way easier to get outraged instead of using your critical thinking skills, even far before arguing online was a thing.

Hey JK Rowling: Have some bread with your arbitrary instigations

Just found a mutant blueberry resembling a penguin and now y’all need to see it too

Just another Zionist peddling her sociopathic propaganda in my comment section

What’s the point of having to suffer homophobic abuse growing up, followed by toxic dating behaviour as an adult? What am I supposed to learn from that if not being more depressed and jealous of other people’s happiness? Why can’t some of us never get a fucking break?

A question for the guys who went to boarding school: What is it like to be a walking red flag?

“Dogs are a good conversation opener” is literally the worst kind of advice for someone who’s experiencing loneliness. The last time I went with that dynamic I made friends with this lady who turned out to be a Christian nut who thought the Harry Potter books were satanic.

Sam Smith today looks like one of those satirical representation of greed from the Great Depression

Had a dream where I was dating a handsome and lovely guy, until I scared myself awake when he told me he was an Aries.

These two pics were taken 24 hrs apart from each other. I’m far too germaphobic to touch a discarded plush bear left on the side of the road. So we’re left with only 2 options: A) Toy Story was a Documentary B) Andrew’s teddy bears are coming alive and seeking revenge

Calling Trump a bully is just so reductive for someone of his magnitude. He’s a terrorist, the world isn’t your local high school.

Inside the Manosphere had me realising that all of these misogynistic young men are either spending too much time with their boomer grandparents or not at all

I wish I could get more editors to give me a follow

Hey Gen Z: New Balance and Under Armour are boomer’s brands. You’re welcome.

The UK financial crisis is so bad rn that even squirrels be out there shoplifting

#photographyshop #shoppingwindow #Reykjavík #throwback #Iceland #streetphotography #urbanphotography #travelphotography #artphoto

#reflections #dogphotography #streetphotography #borderterrier #dogsofsky #urbanphotography #mirror #photographersofsky #northlondon

Are gay boomers ok?

“Nurse… he’s out of bed again”

Tim Chalamet saying that opera and ballet are dying art forms is funny because live performance is literally the one thing AI could never replace. Too bad the same thing can’t be said about Cinema.

My heartfelt condolences to all the gay boomers who have been sexualising Tim since “Call Me By Your Name”, and who are now coming to the bitter realisation that he’s just another unsophisticated chad

I can clearly see how the early 2010s “stop making stupid people famous” meme was just a collective prophecy of Timothee CHADmalet’s rise and fall

Do Chalamet stans realise that being thin and French doesn’t automatically make you an artsy intellectual? The guy is from Hell’s Kitchen ffs, tf were y’all expecting from an over glorified American twink?

I might just dissociate and watch the whole of Malcolm in the Middle from start to finish pretending it’s still the early 2000s

We’re about to experience global mass destruction because a trust fund, unreasonably glorified bully is throwing a tantrum over a highly undeserved Nobel peace prize and the release of sensitive material that would irreparably out him as the monster he actually is. You’re not angry enough.

The joys of being sober and getting fucked up with two pints…

I nearly had a mystical crisis watching this. So far, only Spirited Away has been capable of doing so. Leave whatever you’re doing and go watch Arco ASAP. #filmsky #animations #arco #animatedmovies

I hope Jennifer Lawrence gets mauled by a pack of feral chihuahuas

Y’all WTAF was my mom on to force me to wear this shit for my cousin’s birthday in the mid 90s.