Right when you think they can't shock you any more. Jesus fucking christ.

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

Art is subjective, whaddaya gonna do #amazonreviewtheatre Special thanks: @johnmoe.bsky.social varietopia.com/tix

10/10 punchline, no notes *chef's kiss*

This is one of Glen Powell's weird undercover characters from Hit Man (2023)

probably a trite answer but it still gets me everytime

Million-Year-Old Skull Pushes Back Homo Sapiens Origins By 400,000 Years www.iflscience.com/million-year...

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

Existential Dredd “AM I THE LAW?”

His politics of course are dreadful but it’s also weird to live in a post-statesmanship age where it no longer matters whether you can put a sentence together. Even the most morally irredeemable politicians used to be able to TALK well. That was their whole thing.

Funniest thing Kimmel could do now is quit

Death of the Author? had it coming, to be honest, after what happened to all those darlings

The Mirror headlines will be like STAR OF CULT TV SHOW CONFESSES SECRET THAT MAKES FANS HEARTBROKEN and it'll be some cunt of The Bill announcing they're lactose intolerant.

It doesn't need to be possible if you are in opposition and you know that centrists, obsessed with finding a middle ground that you keep moving, will deliver 80% of what you want and you can call them failures for not doing the other 20%.

funniest part of seeing kneecap live was getting stopped by security outside bc he apparently did not like what i was wearing - which was kneecap merch you buy inside at the kneecap gig

I'm fucking tired, man. Found a promising TV show released this year and it's already cancelled because not enough people watched it. So many streaming services, how the hell are you meant to watch everything fast enough to see when something has the juice??? This just doesn't work

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Guy in the cafe just tried to preempt my order, which yes I do make every Saturday. Unfortunately what he doesn't know is that the only thing I love more than a maple pecan plait and a flat white is chaos. My orders have changed, son. I'll kill me just to kill you.

Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Do I ever have a link for you! Identifying Generational Gaps in Music share.google/WEJzkcPQ6dNz...

The reason left-wing censorship originally got so much attention was it was "man bites dog". All the articles a decade ago were based on the premise that we expect this from the right but the left should be better. So when the right does it, it's not a reaction — it's what they've always done.

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩

I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.

Heard this song again recently and noticed for the first time that they also refer to a "voyage of love". So love is at once the vessel, the cargo, AND the journey. It's a conceptual metaphor nightmare

They've been told that racism is wrong but they've also been told that the views they hold are right. So if the views they hold are right then they can't be racist because that is wrong

I especially love how one day Bill Watterson said "fuck Garfield, I hate Garfield, that prick is everywhere, I'm going to do the anti-Garfield" and then went on to create an American masterpiece about loneliness, childhood, philosophy and the imagination.

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

Get in loser we’re creating honest sentimental art without a trace of irony and putting a piece of ourselves out into the world

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

The Nazi extermination programs didn’t begin with Jews. It began in September 1939 with the involuntary euthanasia of people with disabilities and the mentally ill under the Aktion T4 program. That’s how they developed their techniques of mass extermination.

internet culture desks aren't just for cute meme trend stories. ever since gamergate, understanding how and why info moves online is critical to seeing how we got *here*

Saw a lady at the dentist’s office this morning with no phone, no tablet, not reading any of the magazines or looking at the little tv, just out here rawdogging her husband on the carpet in front of the reception desk.

The same people performatively pleading for responsible rhetoric will hysterically rage against an amorphous “you,” a category constructed to have perfect overlap with their political opponents, that it exclusively blames for all of society’s ills.

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

If for no other reason than to counter the apparent argument that “bad people” deserve to be shot in cold blood. Why else misrepresent his life’s work?

Apropos of nothing....

Perhaps the first time Bluesky was accused to making too many jokes

More than twenty years ago, ISIHAC was doing alternative punchlines to Christmas-cracker jokes. Q: What do you call a man who gets the sack every time he goes to work? A: Peter Mandelson.

I don't think killing people in the name of your ideology is right. But he did.

Who knew that typing “show me big huge titties” into the computer made me an engineer. Time to update the resume!

There isn't even a conspiracy theory about how this Trump birthday book could possibly be a hoax. If the WaPo wants to both-sides things so the conspiracy theorists get equal credit, couldn't they at least restrict it to conspiracy theorists with conspiracy theories, however wild and implausible?

This is also the point that Labour have failed to grasp. They can promise as many deportations and draconian visa rules as they like but all that does is maintain the far right narrative that there's some kind of problem with migrants, the far right don't want anything less than ethnic cleansing

Is HobNob not a brand name? Usually they'd be like "Pru wants you to make 12 fig-filled biscuits that are in a rolled shape." #GBBO

Someone wrote the words "Let the troops come into your city" for you, you read it over and thought "yep seems fine, no possible way that makes us look like the bad guys"?

Would make a great sitcom. But you’d probably need to pretend it was a drama to afford all the helicopters.

That second sentence is redundant if you've already read the first one