I really hate to do this but my corgi has been sick for the past two months and it's reached the point where we've depleted all of our emergency savings. Please don't feel the need to donate if you can't, but it would mean the absolute world if you could share. Thank you 😭 gofund.me/c02000a66

Adding Morse code to my list of red teaming prompts I guess

Who is the goodest girl? Hint: it is Rayne. #RayneyBeans #CorgiCrew

Calling hacker graphic designers. Need to hire someone for a design. I have the usual suspects we all use but thought maybe I’d branch out, see who else is out there, spread the work around. Any suggestions?

If I could give one piece of advice right now, take your sensitive conversations to Signal or in-person. Do not trust virtual meeting providers with your privacy. I know it's hard to avoid because they're used for business, school, community. You can turn on encryption with Zoom at least. 🙃

Smidge is SNORING!! 🔉 Sound On🔉

I have been slacking on my Waldo posting. We had a good weekend and even got our own pup cup! #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

My pull request this afternoon failed because of cum, a short story:

My doctor telling me to dial it back on the Culver’s

This ear has been up all day! The other one is wanting to pop too but is being slower. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

This game is still a blast. Just managed a run where I scored over 190,000,000 points on a single word thanks to Human Boy + Ruler

I love eavesdropping on the geopolitical musings of groups of people who aren’t aware that Czechoslovakia hasn’t been a country for a couple years (1992?). It is making my solo wine tasting even better!

Went to the beach and met two corgis named Puffin and Couscous, plus an Irish wolfhound named Brie and a little floofy dog named Hazel. The beach was cool too I guess.

Almost said “thanks you too” to the TSA agent when he told me to have a nice flight, but fortunately I have dodged a lifetime travel ban

Have some Waldo baby pictures for #ThrowbackThursday! He’s still a baby, but it is crazy how fast he has grown. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew #tbt

Me on my way to the break room for my 7th donut of the morning

Rayne has been studying @herbertthecorgi.bsky.social ‘s human trapping techniques and decided to try her own version today.

🚨BREAKING: sploot nap. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Nowhere in the rules does it say a pope can’t play basketball

Hi this joke is for me

Finally managed to capture an ear pop on camera! #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Monday morning pupdate: still heckin cute. One of his ears also seems to want to stand up today - we’ll see if we get full liftoff soon! #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Waldo had an excellent time wine tasting today! #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew #Wine

I got you Taco Bell

also, chuck e cheese is disgusting they’re like if hep c became a children’s casino

This is an excellent book!

I *think* the site is a bit more stable now 😭 I've restocked both the human experience and rainbow raven stickers!!! I know both the trans and rainbow stickers have been out of stock for a bit, in case anyone's been hoping for either of those! ko-fi.com/telekitnetic...

Every day I’m snufflin’ #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

You can just eat a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich for lunch, nothing is stopping you

It’s always “are you on the spectrum” and never “thank you for reciting the comprehensive rules of this board game from memory while making sure we aren’t distracted by side conversations and extraneous questions.”

Ashley makes kick ass music and is a wonderful human. Let’s help her be safe and continue making great music!

💕💸

Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a puppy sleeping on my lap #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Rainy Sundays are for cuddle naps. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Unlocked a new character and my words are now even crazier with things like 🧯

Waldo had his first vet visit with us today and he was so good! We weigh 3.875kg, are healthy, and were officially diagnosed as cute.

Waldo is a master of the Corgi Nap #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Everyone needs to go check out Cursed Words: The Word Game That Isn’t. It is amazing and is like Balatro x Boggle, and you can spell words like €♟️3?(5/8 of hearts)

Màs has been lived

[waldo intensifies] #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

RIP me from cute overdose

Sudden puppy acquisition. Her name is Boots.

C H O M P #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

HAPPENING NOW!!!

Can confirm it’s definitely pre-programmed

We have naptime ear pops today! They’ll only be up for a couple seconds when he wakes up, but it’s really cute 🥰 The internet advises that we feed him cheese to help them stand up - I suspect that advice was written by another corgi. #WaldoCheese #CorgiCrew

Happy trans day of visibility friends ❤️ I see you and care about you, and if there’s anything my cishet white dude self can do to support you, I will.

it’s trans day of visibility i am very tired and have nothing to say except fuck everyone who thinks my trans sisters, brothers, and siblings are anything but exactly who they say they are, and fuck everyone who thinks they shouldn’t be allowed to live their lives as their best and happiest selves

Sorry Slack, my face has an appointment with a wood chipper tomorrow

Good morning from Gwen. #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky