Today’s alpha wolf move was bringing snacks and gas station fountain drinks and the dogs to my wife’s workplace because she and a coworker were having a fuckass day. Two other coworkers came out and another random woman stopped to say hi to the dogs too.

These things fucked, especially the peanut butter ones

This is a perfect depiction of what it’s like to own corgis

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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.” “Why?” asked Frog. “I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

Yesterday my little monster book broke into the Top 1000 Kindle books. I think this was for the first time ever? It hit #977. I was so grateful. Today the sale is over, but it ROSE to #644. The only reason is word-of-mouth of readers. It's been a tough time lately, and I can't thank y'all enough.

What’s Aladdin’s favorite cocktail? A djinn and tonic!

My boy, my heart, loml. 💕❤️

If I’m trying to seem like a Cool Smart Dude but sticking to shit I’ve actually read, I’m picking Chuang Tzu’s “Basic Writings” and J.S. Bell’s “Speakable and Unspeakable in Quantum Mechanics”. My actually representative books would be a D&D handbook and some huge fantasy book by Brandon Sanderson.

I need to do a better job measuring what went into my cocktails because the thing I made is delicious. Some sort of black Manhattan/vieux carré hybrid with a hint of smoky scotch and a little honey ginger elderberry syrup. The ginger gives it a nice Christmas vibe.

This also perfectly describes my Thanksgiving plans

Yooo! Someone You Can Build A Nest In was picked as a Kindle Gold Box Deal! For today only, get it for just $4.99. A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?

Vicious

Unlocked Prism in Frosthaven digital last night and holy crap this class looks wild. I love the creativity in some of these new classes and am really excited to try them out once I retire one of my current party of Drifter, Blinkblade, Fist, and Trap

live mixer performance of 6 sequenced analog synthesizers and 2 drum machines

I support this remaining a feature.

I'm sorry, but i saw it, and then I heard it.

Just cross out his name on the character sheet and have his brother Bames Jond show up seeking vengeance 🤷‍♂️

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.” “What is that?” asked Frog. “I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

Scrungly dog alert!

look at this

Thank you for the $5 💕 $5/$1097, $1092 left to go 🥹 please any help to reach this asap would be so amazing

Kona 🦮 Young female Corgi Adoptable from Colorado Corgis and Friends (Denver, CO) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/kona-79246116/co/denver/colorado-corgis-and-friends-co538/

Hotel California is a song about what it’s like to be forced to listen to the song Hotel California

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Xena Warrior Princess enjoys some morning sun in the kitchen. #Dachshund #Sunlight

MY MISTAKE 🫡

my 8y yorkie went in for sutures this morning after being attacked by random, unknown dogs on tuesday evening. if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line. if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨

Ear back wiggle butt/tail corgi excited greetings are the best. #corgicrew

Applies to corgis as well

Are we allowed to say “rest in piss dick Cheney” or is that not allowed?

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Balthazar is thinking about beef soda. It looks angry.

That NGO is an eel. Because eels don't have governments. How on earth did Creepy Steve, Eel Pervert, convince you that his coral fucking was an environmental initiative?!? 🧐 HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING THE CORAL IN YOUR OWN PICTURE, GUYS. LOOK AT HIS FACE.

CrowdStrike 2025 European Threat Landscape Report is out. You'll notice all of the initial access methods don't involve AI, and generative AI or GenAI isn't mentioned once. Which is interesting... considering it contradicts their own narrative a few weeks ago.

This year I say we strike back in the war on Christmas. It’s spooky season until Thanksgiving now!

Made a kid’s night by recognizing his Hotline Miami costume. He was like “WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW?” I love when kids are blown away by adults gaming. Buddy, I’m sitting here playing on my steam deck between groups of kids. I’ve probably spent more hours playing video games than you’ve been alive.

Happy Halloween! The corgis are ready and waiting. #CorgiCrew

Today’s $9 luxe discovery box is the epitome of this. Purple Mountain Dew of unknown flavor. A burrito covered in melted cheese and filled with flaming hot Cheetos. A taco. Enough sauce packets to end a famine in a small country.

Happy Halloween from my little Haunted Mansion hostess. #AgathaBarkness #ItsBeenAgathaAllAlong #CorgiCrew #CorgiCoven #HauntedMansion

The way to order at Taco Bell is by stating how much you want to spend, specifying any allergies or dietary restrictions, and then asking them to fuck you up.

These musty, dusty, crusty LI content generators want to use your data. On Monday, 3 Nov, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And you're opted in by default. To toggle it off-->Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Happy 3rd birthday Frankie!

okay well… 19/700 thanks to one incredibly generous person. alternatively if 60 people gave me 1000 i would be out of debt and also cry roughly 59 times

Mom isn’t allowed to go anywhere, because I need a headrest while I nap

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Once upon a desert sandy As through winds the trav'ling man he Spied the face of Ozymandy Lying, simply lying there Suddenly there was some writing Pon the plinth that he was sighting That the sand and time were blighting Quoth the statue, "Now despair"