Thank you to everyone who reached out. Unfortunately my job hunt has to be paused due to my noncompete. I will definitely let everyone know when I’m able to resume looking. 💔

As some people may have heard (😩) I am on the job market. If anyone has any leads on netsec, offsec or anything similar let me know. I’m open to learning something new as well. In the mean time I’m available for 1099 work. Thanks ya’ll 🫶

Checkout my new video on WiFi hacking using the WiFi Pineapple Enterprise 🍍 youtu.be/_sOf_1XLZt8

Dystopian novels need to make a comeback

Life update

I’d probably have a heart attack if I experienced an actual earthquake

Ok I think I’m ready to come out of retirement

I want a sign for my front door that says “if you have an iPad, turn around and walk away” because obviously the no soliciting sign isn’t working 🥲

Naming your kid after your favorite smut book is WEIRD I’m sorry 🥴

You’re chronically online if you know about the antipasto salad

My grandma got taken advantage of by bath fitter and I’m so mad. Apparently they like to target the elderly just fyi 🙁

I hate that AI ruined the em dash

I just need to know if I should write this blog or if I’m about to get vaporized

Chat, are we in danger?

My insurance paid 8k for my iron infusions just for my hemoglobin to go up by .9 💀

I’m good

Is anyone actually in a marriage where both MILs are normal well adjusted people? Just curious if that’s a thing lol

Once I get my hemoglobin up and dig myself out of this depression, it’s over for yall.

Lose vs loose is really kicking peoples ass

Health insurance companies are seriously run by the devil himself 🥲

Wondered why I felt like a walking zombie and couldn’t think straight.. my hemoglobin is at an 8 and now I’m scheduled for 5 transfusions 🥲 hoping this will help 🤞🏼

So my anxiety might actually be hypoglycemia??? 🤨

The teslas in the handmaids tale make a lot more sense now

It’s easier to scam someone than it is to convince them they fell for a scam

The PITT is not realistic because they’re not unnecessarily diagnosing every woman with a UTI.

4chan was completely pwned. Email addresses and ips of the mods, captcha tokens, source code, everything. www.the-sun.com/tech/1402906...

You know where you won’t find me? The 4chan data leak 💀

Why’d they put the golf Super Bowl first?

Allergies have me on the verge of a mental breakdown. I might need an exorcism at this point because I’ve tried everything else

I got pulled over yesterday and the cop didn’t give me a ticket but did write down my phone number in his little pad, and now I’m wondering why he needed that

Idk I just feel like one man shouldn’t have the power to destroy the entire economy. But that’s just me

JK Rolling is the epitome of “money doesn’t buy happiness” because that woman is clearly miserable af

Maybe a Kindle will fix all my problems

This will be the greatest depression of all time

So if you get notified of lateral movement inside your network.. you should definitely look into that.. expeditiously

Insurance company saying mortgage company didn’t pay them, mortgage company saying they did pay them. Why can’t yall just work it out 😭

Trust me, if you’re going to a baby shower don’t bring clothes or blankets. Some girl said she got 22 blankets at her baby shower 😩

I would take the norovirus vaccine to the eyeball. I’m terrified of it

The nice thing about living in bad neighborhoods is people tend to mind their business there. No nosy neighbor is complaining about the weeds or tracking what car is in your driveway

Severance really said Never let them know your next move

What do you mean do CPR on a 95 year old? You know what’s worse than being 95? Being 95 with cracked ribs. Let them go in peace 😫

It’s so hard to get anything at all done while being nauseous. Like let me lady down in a dark cold room and cry 😭

Babies can’t lift their own heads up but somehow have the grip strength of Zeus

The windmills should be working overtime right now so I don’t want to hear there’s not enough power in the summer 😤 save it in a high yield wind power savings account

I autopenned my student loans so I guess I don’t have to pay them back now

I hope the person who installed engineered hardwood without a moisture barrier on concrete slab in my house stubs their toe every single day

In case you weren’t aware, the student loan situation is a MESS right now.

I (only) respond well under pressure

Tim pool making a million dollars a month. Oh to be a right wing grifter 😫 I could be rich

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