I forgot just how much I love Mollymauk Tealeaf

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, co-dog parent and best friend, @gawkinggeek.bsky.social! I love you!

It’s Mighty Nein Day! I’m so excited for this series, especially to see my favorite Leetle Bloo Tiefling again! Jester was the character that made me go “yeah, I need to try cosplay” and I will love her forever for that.

anyone else hate getting a Deo in Phasmo or

When you press 3 to speak with any of John Fetterman’s staff on any of his 4 voicemails, it says “goodbye” and hangs up and I think that’s enough for his constituents to take to court.

Orbs were pondered, a rocket was ridden, and whispers were ceased - and now my and @itsembyrrose.bsky.social's mount counts have increased.

the northern lights are incredible

It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?

New laser is already here. I’ve only had the brain to set it up and run the included test but holy shit this thing is incredible It’s way faster and cleaner and if this remains true, I’m going to be able to make SO much more product and likely lower prices somewhat

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

In fun adventures, my Glowforge is dying. Luckily xtool is having a really good Black Friday sale this month and AfterPay is a thing. But my stress levels did not need that big of a purchase today. It’s an investment and a tax write off they remind themselves

Not since Nov. 7, 2020

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Zohran Mamdani will be New York’s youngest mayor in over a century and the city’s first Muslim and first South Asian mayor. He has twice defeated Andrew Cuomo, who resigned as governor in the face of sexual harassment allegations. https://bit.ly/47pa8LH

I 3D printed a friend!

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

AND I did it with a really fucked up back, so

@gawkinggeek.bsky.social and I got the coolest stickers and did our part to make the world suck less

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

🎵 It's a Dick in a box 🎵

I wish there was a good way to rent weird niche kitchen gadgets. Both in a “you only use this twice a year but it’s the only option for this task” way and a “this is so cool and would be fun for about 3 weeks” novelty items way Post brought to you by the ninja slushee maker just advertised to me

While in Universal Studios for Horror Nights we got one of those giant Simpsons donuts and I haven’t stopped thinking about them ever since

Besties

This is a great resource to find your local food bank (whether because you need support, or because you're able to donate or volunteer to support those in your community who need it) Food banks are under IMMENSE strain right now. Even a small donation can save lives! feedingamerica.org/find

And its SO good

With @itsembyrrose.bsky.social’s wonderful support and patience, we have cemented a plan to finish the Chris Cave before my birthday.

"What, like it's hard?" - L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira

Lemme tell ya something - Bustin' makes me feel good. 👻

it fucken wimdy

In a few shots of Spoonful of Sugar it is revealed that Mary Poppins’ reflection is an entirely different entity than she is and I feel like there’s a horror retelling in there somewhere

Going to send out my first Embyr Rose newsletter this weekend! Social media is becoming increasingly chaotic and I want to be able to stay in touch without fighting the algorithm! Want to keep up with what I'm doing? Sign up here: eepurl.com/jpdi9U

Photo credits to @maeden.bsky.social who just came to PA ren fair for the first time for this final weekend. I had a fantastic time helping @itsembyrrose.bsky.social with the booth. Ren fair is one of those places where no matter how crazy the world feels, it always feels right.

Already wishing I was back at Faire. 💜

If you’re at the PA Ren Faire this weekend, make sure to stop by and say hello to @itsembyrrose.bsky.social and @curiouscatart.bsky.social at Embyr’s shop near the Tree Top stage!

You know what is a weird thing I miss about regular TV seasons? Obligatory seasonal holiday episodes. Like, no one dropping 8 episodes in July is going to give you an unhinged Halloween ep, a totally inappropriate murder on Christmas ep, and probably some weird Valentine's Day nonsense.

“Don’t want to lose SNAP? Tell the Dems to reopen the government!” SNAP assistance gets cut in the big beautiful bill too. Healthcare is slashed as well. They’re withholding food for 40 million Americans to try and force the Dems to sign off on cutting food AND healthcare!

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

The college is putting on a limited run of She Kills Monsters, and it looks like they’re all set for a critical success. and I’m set to be emotionally wrecked

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

Just what my Monday needed - a fender bender (I’m fine and he backed into me, just ack!)

Bring back websites.

Campfire Cooking in Another World is the best anime.

At the PA Ren Faire today with the wonderful @gawkinggeek.bsky.social! Come see us if you’re here! Make a deal with the fae - I promise not to steal your name… unless you ask nicely

A MILLION YES Do you have any idea how little we'd have to spend to FEED EVERYONE IN NORTH AMERICA like we GROW ENOUGH to FEED EVERYONE holy shit

If you wanna be my lover

Your secret is safe with the worm’s indifference.

If you date me, you will get a sword.