i used ONE silly pen at a meeting once & now at work i'm known as the silly pen girl & everyone buys me silly pens. it'a adorable but also giving when you casually mention you kind of like owls a little bit to your mom when you're 12 and them for the next 20 years, every gift she gets you has an owl

nothing more humbling than explaing how much you love The Pickle Priest to a group of people who have never heard of The Pickle Priest (ask me how i know)

Everything is bad. The world is scary. Why not pretend to be a wizard cat on a pirate ship with your friends?

A comprehensive list of mistakes I’ve made: -wanting to go to grad school -thinking about grad school -applying to grad school -going to grad school -being in grad school

not even sorry but i WILL be unfollowing you if you're still posting about how much you love harry potter in the big 2026. at least have the decency to be ashamed of having positive nostaligc feelings!! and most of all STOP PUTTING MONEY IN JKR'S POCKETS. you're killing trans people.

please tell me NOT to buy the pokemon cards in stock on amazon even though i've been wanting the tin forever and its only a little bit overpriced (as opposed to the rest of pokemon cards, which are TOTALLY overpriced)

I really feel like I missed my calling to be in the funeral industry. Do funeral homes need marketers? Can I be a social media specialist who freelances just for funeral homes?

I really feel like I missed my calling to be in the funeral industry. Do funeral homes need marketers? Can I be a social media specialist who freelances just for funeral homes?

A new local card shop opened and they bullied my boss when she stopped in trying to buy some Pokemon card packs for her son. 😡 He didn’t like that she wasn’t buying or selling high value cards & kept leaving in the middle of their convo to help guys with bigger transaction totals. 😡😡😡

the thing about me is that i will figure it out or die trying. unless it's math. then i will just die.

It's starting to feel like spingggggg, I hope I can survive the next few weeks.

Hey Rusty Quill, I heard you're releasing a book from the library of Jurgen Leitner??? You're publishing one of The Evil Books that Kill You??? 🤔 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE!!!! (But only because I'm on a book buying ban this year …. omg i want to read it so bad. 😭)

I must tell you that Pokemon has been taking up a frankly EMBARASSING amount of brain space for me lately. If you want to follow my adventures in card collecting & Pokopia you can follow @dittodexcollects on IG BUT YOU HAVE TO BE COOL ABOUT IT because it's kind of my secret second account.

bitches hate it when prophet cassandra is right ("bitches" is my coworkers and "prophet cassandra" is me saying we should plan for easily preventable "emergencies")

it's free to be nice to people, it's free to hype up your friends, it's free tell someone you love them, it's free to be a kind and decent person 🫶

Our group met @carabuono and it was amazing! She really wanted to know how we pulled off such a big group and was so kind.

A GIANT group cosplay at Monster Mania? Stranger Things have happened! It's always such a feat to pull off something like this – shout out to @harleysinn_cosplay for wrangling us and being the group mom yesterday just like her cosplay! #strangerthingscosplay #cosplayer #strangerthings5

TOMORROW!! I'll be at Monster Manis tomorrow with our huge Stanger Things group – all of Hawkins will be there! Will you? #monstermania #strangerthings5 #roblinbuckleycosplay

#ThrowbackThursday as I get ready to cosplay with these girlies at Monster Mania this weekend!

"If it's the last thing I'll do on Earth... I'll make it something good." #blackwidow #cosplayer #marvelcosplay

what if waking up to eat yogurt at 3 a.m. then going back to bed could fix me?

Missing ren faire season!! Last year I feel like I finally perfected my rogue outfit. I'm not working on new garb for this year because I didn't get to wear all my garb last year. 😅

Happy 30th Birthday, Pokémon! I always know how old Pokémon is because I was born the same year. Pokémon is my ride or die. 💕

me every single day when i clock into work and am told to do something fully outside the scope of my job that at any other place would be a WHOLE DIFFERENT FULL TIME JOB:

hey if you have a job that doesn't make you want to die that pays you a living wage i would LOVE to hear what your job title is and how you got into it (post sponsored by my third work-related crash out of the week)

no offense but i'm getting BETTER & i'm taking all of you WITH ME!!! we're getting BETTER together if i have to drag u kicking & screaming!!! it's okay to cry but we are going to SURVIVE!!! i am going to GAIN SKILLS and BUILD RESILIENCE and HAVE HOPE even when it's difficult!!!

I backed the Good Omens Kickstarter (and honestly forgot about it) so you didn’t have to. Stay tuned to my YouTube channel for more bookish content! 💙📚 youtu.be/HOhfV3_I6ic?...

⛓️💀♥️ "I need you to help me have a really, really good day. The best day ever, if you can swing it." ♥️💀⛓️ #luptaco #tazbalance #adventurezonecosplay

"I get nervous about interrupting you on the con floor to ask for a photo!" Me, after being "interrupted:" Unless I'm eating or late to something, I am ALWAYS happy to stop for a photo! Feel free to jump in if you want! And if I can't do it, I promise I'll be polite. #teamrocket #cosplayer

@ivoryxprincess was digging up the throwback pics recently and I can't wait to cosplay with her and @harleysinn_cosplay again at Monster Mania soon! #blackcanary #cosplayer #throwback

First Valentine's Day married! We had our fancy date today & I realized we've never been on a first date. 📸 by Heather Christine Photo

Victor is red. Mules are gray. Marti wants you to have a great day! ❤️

I am on a book buying ban this year! Watch me try to make a year long series about this vetnure. #booksky youtu.be/MlVJ6f9vqIc?...

Going back through 2017 cosplay photos reminded me of the epic Scott Pilgrim group I was in that year!

What a FANTASTIC day to have gotten this tattoo covered up.

if the thought "all my clothes are touching me" suddently crosses my mind, i know i have about 30 minutes between whatever i'm doing and an absolute melt down

🐠🌊🫧I want to be where the people are…🫧🌊🐠

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

i've been a user of the em dash my whole life but now that i'm in grad school, using it can raise AI allegations. it kills my english major heart, but in informal writings i now exclusively use an en dash instead 😭

Howl’s Moving Castle is one of my favorite movies, and how could I come across this gorgeous edition and not decide it’s time to read the book?

i want to create things but i am so tired just trying to survive

everything has been downhill since thinkgeek closed

I wish I had infinite money so I could cosplay infinite characters.

Any of my followers or mutuals a good for fit?

netflix mailed dvds to my house

doing my civic duty of explaining how different editions of D&D work to the Stranger Things Cosplay Group Chat

Do you ever decide a cosplay isn't done, actually? I decided Sprigatito needs a different wig, so I'll be reworking this cosplay, then taking some new photos once the weather warms up!

Surprise! I’m working on a new Stranger Things cosplay. Why are the “casual” cosplays the hardest?! 😭 #strangerthings #cosplayer

If you're seeing this... that means it worked! 😜 I had to switch to a new post scheduling app because my old one nerfed all the features for the plan I was on. Let's get things rolling again with a Melanie pic! #melanieking #tmacosplay #themagnusarchives