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It’s extremely funny for a guy who starred in a show where Greece looks like your friend’s backyard to say this

fuck i want to protest the war but i can’t have this guy thinking i’m low T! ok think rax think don’t panic

"He's a stain on humanity and I think he should hang from the neck until he's dead. But a couple of hundred million dollars literally means nothing to him so whatever."

At the summit, Nick Saban complained about how money is ruining the sport. A day earlier, Alabama's private jet flew to an airport outside Jupiter Island, where Nick Saban owns a $17.5 million home. It went up to DC, back to Florida, then returned to Tuscaloosa. www.foiaball.com/p/white-hous...

Haven’t enjoyed a spider meeting a pig this much since Charlotte’s Web

Coooooooooooool

Mina Kimes will trade playbooks for phonics as she hosts coverage of the National Spelling Bee for ION. awfulannouncing.com/scripps/mina...

the Met Gala? is the theme “having the worst record in baseball?” but seriously folks,

Incredible delivery from Tim.

Oh sure blame a woman

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

The Brendan Sorsby betting scandal really sucks. The "betting on your own team" thing is the headline, but I am hung up on something w/ wider ramifications: the incessant betting on balls and strikes from the stands at MLB games. This shit shouldn't be so easy. @slate.com slate.com/technology/2...

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

pope leo is weak on crime lmao. sometimes priests wear a cape type situation but he’s not batman, dude.

*spartacus voice* I Am Weak On Crime

You just know bro is the exact same way when she gets back from the store

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

Shout out to Hungary and whatnot.

it’s still possible to feel patriotic in this country

Caesar Narcissist

Shutting my white ass up and listening

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

Foid and Moid sound like a children's comedy duo from Quebec that dress in ridiculous costumes

these are the only people I care about right now. they are all my brothers (non-gender specific)

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

It should be 100%

what a week for asstronauts

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

The Marriott/Bonvoy commercial where Geno says “stay calm, stay composed” running for the rest of the weekend is delicious lmaooo

I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have.

Quick question, what usually happens when the imperial police start pissing off the military? Usually goes pretty well, right?

Surprising no one, the firefighters won the fights

Stephen Miller and Richard Spencer are probably hurt pretty bad if this makes it even more delightful for you

holy lord

the mlb abs system would EXPLODE if angel hernández was still in the league

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Farm workers presente at Bakersfield No Kings rally Los campesinos presentes en la manifestación "No Kings" de Bakersfield

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

You know it was only a matter of time before Bob Costas showed his whole ass so fuck him I hope he gets another nasty stye

voice over lord… 🙏🏾

Cobb County proving the horseshoe theory right?????