sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks

RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.

a completely unserious federal government

I am mysteriously closing the airspace over a city on the Mexican border. (everyone gets mad at me) Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying to remove it

It’s 7:29 am. I’m wondering why the government is shutting down airspace in Texas for ten days and why the military seems taken by surprise. It’s time for oatmeal. The kids want dino nuggets in their lunch.

Waking up and everyone confused about El Paso. It’s obvious that Billy Joe and Bobby Sue ran into a great big hassle. Billy Joe shot a man while robbing castle and Bobby Sue took the money and run. Call Billy Mack, a detective down in Texas, he knows exactly what the facts is.

What this man is describing would seem to constitute crimes against humanity under international law. Other governments could and should contest the abuses he’s describing the U.S. government committing against migrants.

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)

the following drone shot that NBC has for the downhill skiing feels like a paradigm shift in covering the sport. it really changes and lets people see just how fast they're going and how much these guys are just on the razor's edge of complete disaster at all time

[doesn’t know anything about cars] yeah sorry i’m late, me and the boys were just doin a little… uh… a little…

don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes

Regardless of what you think of Trump's policies, "Panican" is absolutely elite political communication on the merits. Of course everyone instantly grasps what it means and it just looks so good on the page, but furthermore it's also very easy to imagine how someone would say it aloud.

JD Vance is in Armenia. Haven't my people suffered enough

you know things are bad when the republicans are sending out DNC emails

Terror cells... Y'all started something new without me????

Real simple letter you can send today And as a Texan it's the least we can do while they keep kidnapping people to concentration camps in our state

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION THIS STORY THIS WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE ROTTING IN A PRISON CAMP (no one should be)

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Still laughing that the NFL was like nah we still need to sell internationally sorry dipshits and put Bad Bunny on at halftime

and i love this one from ecuador

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

aaaaaaaand sent

Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER

THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS BEVEL EM

Its already Wikipedia official...🥈 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

dude, just shoot me into the stars. the United States are a fucking wreck but you cannot deny me the joy of its people

The moment where he gave the kid the grammy was very sweet but somebody needs to verify it was actually Liam Ramos before we all just say that lol

A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...

A lot of people said I was stupid to bet $25,000 on Jason Myers and Michael Dickson splitting the Super Bowl MVP trophy, but they're real quiet right now.

Macbeth: SHIT

5 VOTES GO DO IT EXERCISE YOUR DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS BEFORE YOU HAVE TO GO VOTE IN PRIMARIES

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

Holy shit, they broke and had to reboot Collinsworth.

LOL Collinsworth has nothing on that throw

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood

A great musical act couldnt save this game Im calling Sad Funny.

Laughing at the people who seem to think that the halftime show that took place in the sugarcane fields wasn’t political

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog.

I know we are still buzzing from that Benito performance. That doesn’t take away from the fact we have spent 3 quarters watching an Iowa football game.

get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Was... that an official NFL commercial about prostate cancer screening during the Super Bowl? See, that's also a good thing.

My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit. Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

Between the Levi’s ad, the halftime show and its copious booty shaking, and the Patriots offense, this has been the Super Bowl of Ass.