lmao, at these dipshit Nazi streamers having their racism rally downtown in 10-degree weather, welcome to Minnesota, fuckheads.

Who is this Proud Boy from Minnesota. This guy is one of the biggest bullies, threatening people. Says he's from here. Who is he Minnesota? He's so proud he's from here. #minnesota #ice #iceout #minneapolis #protest

FROZEN PICKLE YELLS AT ICE

“don’t take the bait!!!” THEY’RE PEOPLE BEING TERRORIZED BY ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS, NOT TROUT

At its core, ICE, and really this entire government, are simply Losers Who Are Bothering You

*extremely business travel voice* Folks,

even cooler, if biden had just lost in 2020 trump would have been relatively constrained by the "adults" of his first term, and exiting the stage in 2024 spent and wearing covid inflation and the various wars. letting this fuck off the hook then running again with brain damage made it 100x worse

Mike Tomlin fist pumping after his daughter's floor routine at the Georgia-LSU meet tonight. The Gym Dawgs beat LSU for the first time in a decade.

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

Look at this king

In memoriam, I recommend listening to the classic episode of @boontavista.com where they covered Adams's self-proclaimed ability to hypnotize listeners (and himself) into having no touch orgasms.

Earlier today I sent @dumbmike.bsky.social a photo of JD Vance I thought was just funny and he wordlessly used it to replace Chris Farley with JD Vance in the iconic SNL Schmitt's Gay ad.

Was just on w/ @chrislhayes.bsky.social talking about the impact ICE is having on public opinion toward immigration and Trump’s second term in general. The bottom line is that people hate the violence against Americans, and this is moving a significant number of people against Trump in a new way

i post this all the time

"X". An app with a single letter name. An app that can do everything. An "Everything" "App". The idea came to me and I couldn't help the smile that crinkled up the corners of my mouth... in delight! Now, the only thing left to do was waste $44 billion on it and become addicted to child pornography.

BREAKING: Judge enters TRO blocking feds from interfering with or arresting peaceful protesters in Minnesota. Judge Kate Menendez, Biden appointee. Order: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

no we’re not but also everyone hates him including other sheriffs. he knows he’s not going to survive much longer as sheriff and is using all this to try and launch a political career that will also fail www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

the guy who just bought the Tampa Bay Rays has lost somewhere near 25% of his net worth since buying the Tampa Bay Rays (90% of his wealth is in shares of this one company)

guess they took the bait?? 🤷‍♂️

Blocklists working as intended

I know they can’t talk about it publicly for opsec reasons but salute to the Jodie Corp that has no doubt formed in Minneapolis to fuck the wives of ICE guys. thank you for your service and your bravery

I feel like people who are telling folks in Minnesota not to take the bait so Trump doesn’t invoke the Insurrection Act have a lot more good faith in an aging cruel dipshit who is being feed a steady diet of AI slop by scheming viziers who dream of invoking the Insurrection Act than I do.

Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!

Breaking: Tony Dokoupil has died from injuries sustained after a car accident direct following taping of his new 60 minutes segment “Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil” Alcohol is believed to be a factor. He is survived by his wife Barry Weiss.

ICE/CBP is following school busses now. My husband (a school bus driver) was just in an urgent all-hands meeting about it this afternoon.

This week, I spoke with a St. Paul woman who told me ICE came to her door and asked her to report on her "Asian neighbors." The Hmong community, the large majority of whom are in this country legally for decades now, is in hiding.

Anyone who has been in an abusive relationship recognizes the "Look what you made me do!/Fighting back will only make it worse for you!" logic that runs through all of these admonishments.

Nope! Not even a single mention of ICE. Not even from reporters. It’s ALL about warning demonstrators to behave. All of it, again. Like this is all happening in a fucking vacuum. If it wasn’t so infuriating it would be comical. Here: www.youtube.com/live/5TiTpT-...

I’d love to be wrong and will admit it here if I am BUT I have a feeling we’re about to get lectured about TAKING THE BAIT again, with no promises of actual physical help for people being brutalized and kidnapped by ICE. Prove me wrong, motherfuckers! I’d love it.

Giddy Trump Struts All Around White House With Nobel Peace Prize In Mouth https://theonion.com/giddy-trump-struts-all-around-white-house-with-nobel-peace-prize-in-mouth/

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Good name for a high fantasy hero who starts out as a poor farmer: Pigless

I think this is more likely than people realise and may be one of the few chuckles we get

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

A lot of chatter today in various places that ICE seems to be targeting or menacing schools, driving by in confirmed ICE vehicles, lingering nearby, and forcing parent observers to respond and show up. They likely know that today is the Friday before a three-day-weekend so it's their last chance.

[slams bottle and shot glass on table while holding a lighter] welcome to grain alcohol friday with hoda kotb

he was right about this, just off by a generation

we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era

TONY: Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil. Here with me to discuss cancel culture on college campuses is Leon Chang. How are you Leon? ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill TONY: Not how it's pronounced

Don Lemon. Will Stancil. I don't fuckin care. If you're useful taking a stand against ICE we are brothers. I will stand with the fuckin Dropkick Murphys or whoever.

curtis yarvin used to crank out 10,000 word seethers where he'd be like "Racism is the Shining Orchestra within which Freedom finds Purchase, yet the Conductors seek the Power of the Woodwinds to control of our Systems of Pleasure" and now he just blogs about wikipedia articles he read on vacation