same energy

far-left assassination culture

oh i don’t like that

trump: no one knows why it's called 8mm. the director doesn't even know. but i'm watching it and nicholas cage, he's on top of Machine and i said "don't do it," i said "don't stab Machine," but he does it. melania, our beautiful first lady was watching too weren't you? melania, off mic: he stab hem

Democratic Fundraising Email States James Carville Is Wearing Suicide Vest On Recipient’s Doorstep https://theonion.com/democratic-fundraising-email-states-james-carville-is-w-1849717661/

They were already on the right and aren’t swayed by posting. They’re too busy eating horse paste and trying to do ballmaxxing. And we know their engagement numbers are fake anyway with the latest numbers being released for conservative pundits

same image

The Supreme Court was gonna uphold the Voting Rights Act, but then they saw I wasn’t making Sick Posts anymore and they got crabby

Man, there are some crazy “labor vs. capital” charts, lately. @ianbremmer.com

SAME GUY 30 YEARS AGO: Anyone else feel like Yahooligans is a way to corral and control us kids? So we can't stop the Lewinsky impeachment?

lmfao

that's a new one.

So, Timothy Chalamet, if no one cares about ballet anymore, why is *every* channel on my TV showing Swan Lake right now?

A spokesperson for Florida Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna tells me a hearing on MKUltra she announced for this week is being rescheduled "due to witness availability." (The first MKUltra hearing was held in 1977 so I'd bet a lot of them are indeed permanently unavailable.)

i think this is good. he and other wealthy folk should keep talking about seattle, new york, and taxes. regular people love it. it definitely isn’t polarizing everyone further against them. and howard is a great face for this - beloved in seattle, really invested in the community and its prosperity

National Guard troops were photographed playing arcade games satirizing Trump’s war in Iran in Washington, D.C.

The guy your wife tells you not to worry about when she realizes you can’t back a trailer

working on the charging the mound series

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

you’d think a journalist would understand how asking for comment and journalism works but i guess that’s what happens when you’re bankrolled by a series of right-wing 501s funded by a small group of rich guys that pay out influencers through consultants to hide where the money comes from

No one really talking about “birdwatching at a landfill” sounding like an Onion RFK Jr. bit.

"I intend to continue doing my very best to make the far right seem like a reasonable alternative"

3 actual quotes from this piece: “Can I afford the tax? Yes. Is it going to deter me? No. But I think it’s shameful. I provide a lot of money to people who are blue-collar workers who work for me, servers in restaurants." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

wow that sounds really useful

FWIW I deleted my post about the porn thing as he had a reasonable explanation but the fact that people were banned for discussing it is dumb, and you can’t say this is a platform with zero tolerance for harassment when the platform has a history of making explicit exceptions for serial harassers??

I'm sorry but didn't they explicitly carve out an exception to this for Jesse Singal because the abuse and harassment that they acknowledged took place on his Twitter and Substack? Fuck off man

boy howdy, watching who decides to fall for the Kiffin thing *again* sure is something

every warning light on his dashboard is blazing

money won't solve your problems, but the people with all of it are thinking of creative ways to do away with you almost all of the time

NEWS --> Top Virginia Dems have decided to jump into a pit of spikes. The spikes have poison tips. There is fire also

“Effed it, lads”

if you know anything at all about the youtube ecosystem it is VERY funny that they thought this would work

So I guess I'm the problem if I log on every day and post that we should grind the peasants into a delicious paste for me to eat? That's not allowed because we now demonize Success??

Billionaires can't imagine that they can be wrong so they think the reason public opinion of them has nosedived is that Americans are communist now and not because they constantly, gleefully, say and do things that make them look like cartoon villains

i resent being constantly told to think about maine

You want Black women to do the socio emotional moral and value work of this country ... but you don't want to compensate them ... you don't want to empower them... you dont want to platform them

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-adds-additional-wedding-dates-in-l-a-miami-boston/

The most believable part is that he has a divorce and a crippling undiagnosed anxiety disorder

NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

Mensa Reddit is amazing

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

Aaaand after one milquetoast speech, everyone's dropping their challenges to the man who got wiped out by *this.*

Thousands of carrots have spilled onto a Tasmanian highway, causing a traffic hazard, with police calling for public help to find the driver involved.

not being able to throw a 1-2, ok fine. not knowing what a punch even looks like. Deeply insane stuff.