it’s really starting to feel like at some point we entered an alternative reality where everything got completely fucked up and evil

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Cooking With Chef Frankenstein’s Monster

When I discover I am in the same room with a device with an always-on microphone, I recoil like Dracula seeing a cross

doing a thing again, and I remembered to post about it a full day earlier than last year letterboxd.com/ftdftd/list/...

He’s going the hell off

Did Screaming Mad George do the effects and/or make-up? If so, the film is worth your time.

after walking around Chicago for a week & taking the train everywhere and talking to people at bus stops at 2am a bunch it just kind of reinforced to me again something I already thought, which is that a lot of people cant tell the difference between seeing something sad or gross and being in Danger

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We're descending to Level 3 of the Vampire Dungeon. There's a cat-man merchant there selling Goblin Weed+2. We are going to smoke it and see the true face of the Mummified Goddess. Did you guys bring extra torches

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!' THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

Say it with me: we would not be seeing this authoritarian censorship takeover in the United States, had both parties, the media and elite institutions not already greased the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine.

only got a hand job so the It Follows demon just keeps shoving me

Are you a person who is drawn to nihilism, violent media, terminally online communities with memes impenetrable to normal people, and want to form parasocial relationships with problematic male authority figures? Instead of succumbing to hopelessness, may I redirect you to Warhammer 40,000?

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Happy 33rd birthday to Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth, which hit theaters on this day in 1992! Pinhead goes full slasher villain in this film, which is infamous for its CD Cenobite among other things. #Filmsky #Hellraiser #Horrorsky

just started @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social & I cannot wait to find out why they've got a framed photograph of a Kenny Loggins greatest hits album behind the bar

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

I think it's worth pointing out that using the past tense to refer to the pandemic is a way of stigmatizing those who still mask indoors in public, who test before seeing loved ones or before flights, and who still feel a strong obligation to community care.

Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

This website is a fucking joke, some of you need to get out of your echo chambers

Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.

My debut comedy special comes out on YouTube tomorrow at noon and I would simply love if you “checked it out”

We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌

Such a great article. There is no such thing as an "easy" pet!! Please do your research before getting any pet and realize that some creatures shouldn't be pets at all.

#OtD 12 Aug 2017 32-year-old anti-racist Heather Heyer was killed and 19 injured in a neo-Nazi terror attack in Charlottesville, VA. Heather was one of many protesting a white supremacist rally when a Nazi drove his car deliberately into the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8376...

being a kid is thinking that shemp is bad being an adult is knowing that curly joe is bad

Me: 2025 has been so good for horror You: Yeah! What have been your favorite movies so far Me: What's a movie

the music video franchise recap at the start of Fast & Furious 6 is still sick as hell but suffers from the fact that it reminds the viewer that they could be watching Fast Five instead, it's not too late to switch movies, we're not even past the opening credits yet

italian horror fans'll be like "you don't know Argento Fusilli? Oh, you must see "The Yellow Knife." It's shot all in green, except the blood. There's a 45 minute shot of a nun crucifying a clown with huge needles. A masterpiece"

crying screaming throwing up

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

ChatGPT has done many destructive things to society, but perhaps the most annoying on a personal level is making me very self-conscious about my love of the em-dash.

hey siri, too much oatmeal real? too much oatmeal possible? too much oatmeal valid fear?

Biblically accurate Angle

once again extracting my tiny son from his disgusting gel

wire mother? cloth mother? either way, my kombucha tastes awful

our long national nightmare is finally over

i think jd vance knows in his heart that the ohioans who fought in the civil war, a significant percentage of whom were proto-socialist german immigrants and veterans of the 1848 revolutions who volunteered to fight because of their hatred of slavery, would spit in his face if they were alive today

Jigsaw: so, you all know how my game is played Zac Oyama: we do not Lou Wilson: of course we don't, Jigsaw! Brennan Lee Mulligan: we know that we don't know

Ohhh, the crushing weight of manageable tasks.

when u see Godzilla 📽️

In case you haven’t noticed, the election of even a single person who is considered leftist is so terrifying to capitalists that every weapon imaginable is on the table. This is why, post-WWII, America worked with Nazis, supported dictators, engaged in international terrorism and assassinations.