perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

just found out there's a name for this genre of movie, which is gonna make it a lot easier to find 'em and watch 'em. learning is fuckin' fantastic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_ci...

hell yeah brother

Live service game: tons of shit with maps and guns and battle passes and progression loops to keep you addicted to spending money My playtime: 15 minutes Fighting game: two guys in an alley uppercutting each other while saying shit like "METEOR BEEF" My playtime: half of my lifespan

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

to the surprise of no one, me getting back into Linux via nice, simple immutable distros has led to me spending my entire weekend fucking around with Debian

I'm angry. I care about every random Iranian civilian more than I care about Trump and Hegseth and Netanyahu and all of the arrogant, cynical war hawks who think they can grind humans into meat to achieve their political goals.

horrified to wake up to war again. I don't ever want to see another plume of smoke from a missile strike. I don't ever want to feel this dread in the pit of my stomach again. War is a hell that consumes infinitely precious human universes, most of all the innocent and vulnerable.

unbelievable how much more I enjoy using the computer now that I switched my laptop & desktop to Linux. teenage me was right

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

The correct reason to abolish ICE is that it's an evil nazi paramilitary and always has been, not because it is now breaking meaningless laws in the open instead of quietly brutalizing people by the book. Dems don't suffer because they lack Political Answers, they suffer because they lack spines.

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

not a reality tv guy but somehow The Traitors works exceptionally well for me despite not knowing who most of these people are (just Monét, Funches, and the loathsome Rappaport)

PWHL is free on YouTube and it rips. Pick a team and go.

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

Jeremy irons was born to play the identical twins in Dead Ringers. He is the spitting image of himself

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

The thing many people fail to grasp—the thing you are sort of prevented from ever having a reason to grasp until you put the effort in to learn or life demands it of you—is that a world in which you see a lot of disabled people is simply a world in which more people survive disability.

horny do I make you baby, shagadelic you are - yoda powers

congrats to the new season of Shoresy for getting me out of my hockey slump, got my ass watching the olympics

Don't say you love doom metal if you don't know this song

our long national nightmare is finally over

Jon Snow:

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Jurassic Park(1993)

There are people that want to abolish economic class and there are people who dont. The people who do are what I consider to be the “left” regardless of the various ways they want to go about it. Everyone else defends the system of owners and workers and they are right wing reactionary freaks

can't remember who said it, but Thomas Harris's genius in creating Lecter--the smart serial killer--was to make you frightened of something that didn't exist.

Was starting to make a joke about how MST3K taught me that in times of hardship and deprivation no one can stop you from enjoying the homies' company and commenting on how stupid it all is, but that's actually just completely true

I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Need a @lairdbarron.bsky.social primer? Even if you don't, you can read about his work. @gemmafiles.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social @victorlavalle.bsky.social and me sing his praises in the piece as well. the-line-up.com/laird-baron-...

"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."

anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

I Knowbi-Wan You Did Last Summer

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There is simply no way this book lives up to its title

small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

“i pray to jesus christ only” okay bitch, then you’re literally not catholic lmao

Happy birthday to B-movie hero and all-round filmmaking genius, David DeCoteau. Quite simply one of the best to ever do it — and, in no uncertain terms, among the biggest reasons why me and @snipsmovies.bsky.social do what we do at The Schlock Pit.

toilet in opposite world that shits into your ass