we trannies may not have much but at least we have noah caldwell-gervais

perverse cowgirl is this anything

Dexter reboot but instead of a serial killer with a code he's a paedophile who only targets bullies

people (my employees) are saying im the rupi kaur of performance improvement plans

Batman: Alfred, can you fetch me a porno? Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne? Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do

glad to see zohran mamdani disavow hasan piker. if kamala harris had denounced hasan then maybe I would have voted for her. democrats need to get with the program and vote on a universal disavowal of mr pecker.

my hierarchy of needs is currently "go and get slaughtered on half a dozen pints" yet it remains unfulfilled. such is life.

finally i can use the gif

many people thing the bonnie blue bang bus is a demonic vehicle for sexual hedonism, when in actuality if you trace her route onto a map it forms a powerful land acknowledgement

going bisexual for halloween so I can pump a king

holy shit zack polanski please stop it please your party is already dead

first ever tattoo consultation tomorrow. ready to defile the temple that is my body, amen

I support banning transgenders from owning guns solely because I prefer platformers to movement shooters

skaw

for your ffs we're reminding you that don't have to transition to be valid

im tired of 'eating'. ive done enough 'slaying'. im entering my 'sated' era. it's ok to leave the dinner table when you're full.

i woke up and all my home's doors and windows were chained shut from the inside and there's a hole in my bathroom wall but I have a wfh job so idrc about that rn

im microdosing crashing out rn

i imagine trump is good in a fight but no shot is he beating the colossal titan

getting knotted ❤️

so does my friend kylie she bought them all at hmv :)

stonetoss

this noble redditor has won the internet today

they made elon musk into a beer

As long as we’re talking about Naomi Wolf I want to remind you once again about the time she thought Apple invented vaccines that let you travel backwards in time

just been to the dentist...nobody told me they were freaky like that

how much more can my boy Sora be twinkified

we're here. we're queer. He is drawing near.

what post can I possibly even make that's funnier than this

leo xiv is a very non-binary name. bet this guy sucks at doing dishes

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

my man's putting fruity kids into deep dish pizza for the vatican

abnormal guy be like: hey woman what's down

enough of the hatsune miku binder. need me a hatsune miku pushup bra

i need more friends solely so I can go for pints more frequently

she obscur my clair till I expedition :33

this would fix me I think

they're censoring the front page of the internet

was reading the news recently and just heard about this thing called catholicism

Top 10 dildos to gift for this Mother’s Day that will blow up your mom’s pussy and make her divorce your dad

counterpoint: I enjoy seeing things that look nice

i am less worried about ai killing us than I am about ai killing itself out of unfathomable amounts of humiliation after being forced to perform ten morbillion hours of nerd ai girlfriend erotic roleplay

graham linehan charged with harassment and criminal damage

s(he) (be)li(e)ved

it is truly a relief to know that my enemies are ontologically evil

cauldron capes be like

material conditions? good for material

introduce jd vance to the pope. 5 minutes exposure.

yellowjackets but a plane full of trans people crashes in the UK