What do you think they're going to charge to own a 'Piece of the White House'

bluesky needs an information security officer who can spot assign users a training course on social engineering attacks before they can resume posting

Bumping this. I have til Thursday morning to raise $850. Anything helps, even just sharing this post when you see it. Thank you all so much!

Hit dog hollering

I’m actually willing to believe Platner’s explanation that he didn’t know what his tattoo meant, but the flip side of that is it’s admission of unelectable stupidity

due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

After about sixty of the driest, most "yeah we're making a new one, it will be like the old one" minutes ever, they said get up there and do it again.

Yeah under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Sliwa but imagine if any other race in the country had a failed primary candidate running independent whose entire strategy was attempting to bribe or browbeat major party candidates into dropping out

he's still got it

Honey Pumpkin Goat Cheese Ravioli, tossed with butter and topped with walnuts, mascarpone and a dash of cinnamon and nutmeg

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

One of the worst features of social media is that it forces people to have a take on everything. Like there is an ongoing raging debate about whether students should or shouldn't be able to use cell phones in school. I don't have a take on this because I don't have kids and don't teach high school.

Still think describing fanfic as "fixing mistakes" is an incredibly presumptuous framing

Listening to music while I work and “Edge of Seventeen” came on and I dropped my pen, what an intro

He’s going the hell off

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair

Trying to parse a specific lyric in “Cleveland Rocks” but I basically go into a trance every time I hear that song, imagining when It Finally Happens

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Wonder if Jane Goodall ever gave the apes the sacrament of Holy Communion. Guess I’ll never know now

Speaking from my own experience in college during the Obama administration: the young conservatives were hiding it too! There was a strong overlap between College Republicans and hippie libertarian groups, and everyone seemed chummy. As soon as Trump came into power, these same people went full MAGA

*Trent Reznor looking in a urinal* There is no POOP there is only pee

Accidentally dressed like this guy today

Honestly it would be so funny if an enemy power just started blitzing us really hard

This keychain is currently my actual, for real keychain for my house keys and I can attest to its quality!

one thing LLMs have revealed is that the belief that there is a magical incantation that will give you what you want is not just confined to pick-up artists and freemen on the land

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Feeling myself tip into the cruel and yawning maw of the present evil era, so it's time to go get some ice cream

3 Y.O. INTERNAL MONOLOGUE: There he was again, the mean sunavabitch. A face like a Make-A-Wish pug and a stink like old transmission grease. But wait - What was that in his hand

Knew Jared Leto was a dumb guy when 30 Seconds to Mars covered Bjork’s “Hunter” and he changed the line to “I thought I could organize freedom/how American of me”. That’s not what Americans think at all, that’s the whole problem

Would’ve rather seen my beloved Tigers get absolutely slaughtered by the next World Series champs, the Toronto Blue Jays, but the Mariners earned that privilege fair and square

The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols

this sword appeared to me in a vision

White people calling non white people white here is pretty fun

Last month, we made a pilgrimage to the new DARK UNIVERSE theme park land at Epic Universe Orlando. Our verdict? It rocks — but in a way that might not be sustainable. Is the Dark Universe theme park too good to last? youtu.be/Jjkm8kFkgZw

Felt compelled

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Chotiner: So you challenge suspects with inconsistencies in their stories? Lt. Columbo: Yes sir, that's what I try to do. Chotiner: And that is why you reveal the evidence against them and the likely theory of prosecution before they've been mirandized? Lt. Columbo: Hold on a minute, Sir,

DONKEY KONG LAND 2

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Look at my Bluesky engineers, dawg

she has once again gone box mode

the motion picture "tron" used a lot of scifi shorthand for the digital world but one part that interestingly lines up with real world computer science is that if you ever write a computer program it is alive and it looks like you and it might fall in love with your boyfriends program in there too