(skipping the Fionna and Cake intro on Max to get to the episode faster) Sorry us...

its fucked up that "dancing with the stars" only lets professional dancers dance with stars. they should let the great mass of America convulse with the stars

maybe Sean Penn's performance in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER wasn't weird *enough*

Johnny Mathis sings like he’s a space alien who discovered Christmas and loves it

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

I think the nfl should add wilhelm screams any time there is a hard hit

When your subway train catches on fire and ruins your plans for the night… what can ya say but “Da Big Apple, Babey”

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

New @nojerseyband.bsky.social music video featuring yours truly!! youtu.be/IjUEwRdUxwc?...

did… did the dog write this recipe

Almost every one of these songs has been stress tested by me over the last 4 years and they get my guarantee of Great Tunes

“Song for Shrimpie” made me cry!!!

Hey y'all, this holiday season why not save a life from financial ruin? Every bit counts

Back on the air with @plusoneexp.bsky.social playing RITUAL DECK! Having a great time. Come meet my new character, a rebellious teen who's got a literal cop in his head. twitch.tv/tonyplusone

Ghost Stories For Christmas

My brother was talking about it the other day but maybe the funniest part of OBAA is just the concept getting stoned and then getting a phone call from a stranger where they’re like “armed men are descending upon your house to kill you”

Tfw it’s the freakin weeken

Wassup bluesky, just popping by to tell you we’ve got a new album out! It’s called MONDO COOL! and we think you’d like it. Here it is on bandcamp seeing as it’s Bandcamp Friday and all: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

GUESS WHOSE ALBUM IS OUT nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

Couple of my more recent songs got recorded at Bang Zoom! Studios when we had some spare time in Los Angeles! Check 'em out here! jayackley.bandcamp.com/album/broken...

I just put in notice at my job! Last day is two weeks from tomorrow and then I spend the holidays with my family and then I come back and start a new job with better benefits!!

hegseth nakedly holding a guy who reports to him up like a human shield while blustering that he has his back might genuinely be one of the most rank acts of cowardice ive seen in a while. and in a nation full of cowards that's really saying something

Wake Up Dead Man: turns out these just aren’t for me!

No child should go hungry simply because their parents are immigrants. As mayor, I’ll join @newyorkstateag.bsky.social in using every lever of government for the families who fear if they can afford tomorrow’s meals.

This is what “Mamas don’t let your sons grow up to be cowboys” is about

I got a new pair of Wranglers for cheap and the denim is so stiff I can barely walk in them. The Jeans of Punishment

incredible quote lol

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose? from: [email protected] to: [email protected] bulb asar

We’re just normal men

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

My story about Cumberland’s former police chief and his 2015 admission about “filthy“ conversations with a teenager also appeared in the local newspaper today: www.times-news.com/news/local_n...

Running Man is sorta bad but Michael Cera outmeats Glen Powell in it so that was cool

Every story I've seen about him doing this sweet thing for these kids whose lives are about to change in ways that almost no one else on Earth will ever be able to understand is accompanied by a photo that makes him look like he's a hermit who just reentered civilization and is not happy about it.

Glad that Larry Summers is getting completely fucked by the Epstein files, at least

I like the Muppets but the Muppets are perhaps the number one “people love the idea of them more than they actually show up for them” media property

Getting tilted at work today. My double-click timing is off so I keep dragging files one millimeter to the right by mistake

Saw a terrible linkedin post where a terrible linkedin man praised his fellow CEO's job interview question, "If you only had a year to live, would you still be interviewing for this job"

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine