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Oh no I'm too Seen

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

On a walk near the school that backs up to my neighborhood and there's music bumping ahead of an athletic event, notice some tweens making dance videos for tiktok and the song I auditioned for HS dance team suddenly bursts over the PA

Forever chuckling at finding out ppl assume I'm a witch though I don't self-identify. Is it like "cool"? You can't declare yourself a witch, a terminal velocity of loved ones has to declare you?

I have some more £10 commissions available now! If you would like me to draw one for you please send me a message!

My child only has two hairstyles: Farrah Fawcett and Christopher Lloyd

If you're heading to a REHEARSAL DINNER and it's a 4hr trip but then raining and bad traffic and also a toddler, and you'd thought 'we'll still have time to freshen up at the hotel before' but then shit gets fxkd and you have to go directly to said rehearsal dinner: maybe don't be wearing this shirt

It was so bad It was everything I wanted

I may not have psychic mind control powers, but I do enjoy being able to make husband sing the second half of any musical phrase by tapping out the first half with a utensil on a pot while cooking.

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FEED by M.T.Anderson Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom by Cory Doctor Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart I consider them an unofficial trilogy And if we know each other irl, I am perpetually bullying you to read these. If I am nice to you, it's bc READ FEED...

Good news, everyone www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...

Get you a someone who upon learning of the existence of athames goes, "oh, she needs one" Happy belated anniversary and also mother's day to me 😹

Thinkin' 'bout taking myself to see Mortal Kombat at an IMAX

Walking the beach and see a razor clam shell and get excited bc I need those and then I remember that's in Animal Crossing

Commissions open for May and beyond

The city that never sleeps; Des Moines!!!

So long as the Wizards In Robes from the far right authoritarian party are going to completely dispense with even the pretense of complying with the law, the Constitution, & the results of elections, this sort of hardball is going to be necessary to restore democracy & the rule of law.

really quite impactful!

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

20 fxkn years 💀🤘🏻☕ #blackerthantheblackestblackTIMESINFINITY

The joy of milling about before a show while everyone is in dirtbag metal uniform and we're all just reading each other's shirts like 'FRIEND? FRIEND! FRIEND.'

Spirit Halloween has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Happy International Worker's Day!!

A happy May Day to y'all

I need y’all to understand what a BFD this is. In 2023, the industry had so much clout, we couldn’t even get my data center study resolution out of a House subcommittee. But we never. ever. gave. up. And now one of the two applicants for the *world’s largest data center proposal ever* has folded.

Jr is doing extensive foley work for his podcast rn (running through his entire toddler vocabulary + musical accompaniment in his crib) and I can hear the fun he's having from down the hall and around the corner with running water

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George Thurgood Marshall

I have a week to get the energy to do that all again...

Labor author & historian, @kimkelly.bsky.social talks about the importance of channeling momentum into action, and how May Day Strong can help do that. #mayday #workersoverbillionaires #kimkelly

Me screaming over Thunderhorse: I HAD THIS VIDEO ON MY MYSPACE! I'M SO OLD!

2006 called. It was like 'damn, girl! you still have the canceled Dethklok tour shirt? and you're going to see them tonight? Have fun!'

Doing meal prep for my toddler before I go out of town, tryina make things that just need a quick reheat and aren't particularly messy, so I'm over here inventing chicken + veggie casserole and a fish pie when I realize *husband* is just gonna eat chicken nuggets

It's giving boy who cried wolf and I don't know or care if the wolf is real but also can we get to the end of the story where the wolf ate the boy?

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💙📚🩸It's Independent Bookstore Day. There's free shipping all weekend at bookshop.org #IndependentBookstoreDay

Who wants to play 'spot the complete shelves before Neil Gaiman got righteously cancelled'?

Holy shit

As a terminally online Virginian, I've been so disheartened by the offline campaign messaging that I've felt sadly confident that ppl are going to vote against their best interests and it's gonna go sideways So thankful the orange idiot posted 'VOTE NO!!!' couldn't ask for more clarity on the issue

Thank you, Bill.

Shout-out to the IKEA employee who complimented my hair, misgendered my baby, and subsequently twisted himself into knots trying to prove he's actually woke in the span of about 10 seconds.

He is the single being of universal carnal attraction, regardless of incarnation. Don't worry, I got the environmentalist message of Ferngully in my bones. But it was close...

If anyone wants to play a fun word game with me: In the post-multi-apocalypses Daggerheart game I'm in, my character unearthed what she believes are sacred texts of a forgotten god and is on a mission to spread the good news. What she found is technical documentation of Deep Blue...

My father in law got in my car today any my Bluetooth threw Rhapsody [of Fire] onto my stereo and he said they sounded like Meatloaf x Vivaldi and honestly I think I've been more seen than his metallic sons

my name is so gd stupid I literally just spelled it for the sandwich teen and watched him write ANNA

Ich did not make thys, but Ich wisshe Ich did. Repost yf you are a proud member of the Gen AI Backlash.