Ganja, gooning, and girlcock

I LOVE DRUGS AND SEX ‼️

It has been said that laughter is the best medicine. Wrong. It’s opium and dry humping

Live Hasan reaction

Batman: Alfred, can you fetch me a porno? Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne? Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do

The thing a lot of people miss when talking about yuri is that you can experience it in real life and it’s even more magical than in fiction

*at the pharmacy* “Here’s your estrogen, sir”

This is so fucked up…

Garret (On Shark Tank): hey sharks. My parents are rich. Lori Greiner: good start, what’s your pitch? Garret: okay…toilets… Plumbing is pretty tricky, huh? *silence* Kevin O’Leary: yeah….are you…making a new toilet or something? Garret: uhh…I didn’t think I would get this far Mark Cuban: I’m in

Jigsaw: your final challenge, love yourself in spite of your flaws Me:

The way she sends me emojis lights my heart on fire

Smoking the weed that makes you okay with change

Smoking on that opp pack☄️💯 (my only opps come from within)

“This and a blunt” but I’m in this and I also have a joint

beat me like one of your dead horses

The FBI is now run by the kid in your 2nd grade class who thought no one liked him because he was too smart when really he just had a horrendous personality

Gang shit

People are acting like Dave Chapelle has gone “too far” as if he hasn’t been a dickhead since he came back from hiatus

Pete Hegseth has announced that Pope Urban II, who started the crusades, will be receiving the Medal of Honor

PAWG grant me the serenity to accept the woke I cannot change, the courage to change the woke I can, and the rizzdom to know the difference

When I say I got that dog in me I mean I’m wired to pay attention to how people smell

Me hearing out the voices in my head that regularly tell me to do bad things (this time it’s different)

I’ve spent a long enough time outwardly exploring my gender that Snapchat is sending me “this day one year ago” pics of myself in makeup. I will give myself a little pat on the back today

YouTube thinks I’m a fucking pussy. Fuck you clanker I’m not watching this

Bitches call me Volks the way I be wagon my tail when they compliment me

Troye Sivan goes with fantasizing about gay sex like dark chocolate and red wine

I be in the pussy like Sheldon from big bang theory. I do research. I ask a lot of questions. Bazinga.

This is me, if you even care that is

I LOVE YURI

my parents named me modelo because the doctors said I was especial

Date: So, tell me about yourself Me: I’m one of those people conservatives put in advertisements to scare poor people into voting away their healthcare

Trump will usher in the great century of China by any means necessary. Glory to the CCP🫡🇨🇳

Never in my life did I think I would be upset about something negative happening to Jimmy Kimmel

Jacking off to an IRA documentary to stick it to Margaret Thatcher

It's time to talk about white boy on white boy violence

I really like when women are attracted to people. I experience that often and I just think it’s so great when it happens to other women

It’s impossible to be a scientist if you’re not addicted to anything. How would you even have the drive to discover shit if not to fulfill yourself

I’m going sicko mode in this taco bell

its not fair i also want to go to the restaurant trump is eating at. i want to show him my fullmetal alchemist fanfiction and ask what he thinks about chimera hawkeye and sheska scissoring in the national central library

Who up just pounding yo shi😭😭😭

I wanna do crack lol

the McDonald's cashier said they stopped putting estrogen in the nuggets so I threw them across the lobby and beat them within an inch of their life

How I look at the cashier after my girlfriend finds pickles on her burger (she asked very nicely for no pickles)

Better to be a pussy sucka than a pussy, sucka