You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue

They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense

Suddenly. The pee tape seems quaint.

Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening

This is a good for nothing nation run by child molesters what the hell

i feel this should not be need to be said aloud or publiclly, but if you're even remotely close to this being your stance (it's technically not pedophilia), then you should be fed to school of hungry piranhas. they're children, you sick idiots.

sure is a shame we didn't have an independent DOJ for 4 years to look into these extremely damning and very public allegations of rape and sex trafficking by a sitting member of Congress

People talk often about how all of our institutions are crumbling, but I gotta say, the institution protecting powerful people from ever facing consequences for sex crimes, a load-bearing institution if there ever was one, seems to be holding up quite well.

Friendly reminder that the NYT asked Ms Rachel if she was paid by Hamas.

it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are

Oh my god. They’re doing “it’s actually ephebophilia.” The discourse of the last 20 years among libertarians is now mainstream

The horrifying emails coming from the Estate (and not the DOJ) made me think about something else. Merrick Garland had access to all the Epstein Files and I'm sure he knows what's in them and he could've gone after Trump for that in addition to J6 but he didn't. Garland protected pedos.

Megyn 15 isn’t barely legal, it’s not legal at all.

The sad reality all this is going to do is make Republicans double down on making it legal to molest teen girls.

Also, at some point, cis people are going to have to start confronting that the defence of paedophiles and the campaign against trans people escalating simultaneously and on the same trajectory is not a coincidence, at all.

idk how you cant feel it in your bones that this is where graham platner is headed in like 13 months, tops

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

They put "technically it's ephebophilia" on the got dang news

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

This Christmas, Timothée Chalamet is: Adam Friedland.

Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again

the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good

MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

I just wanted single-payer healthcare in 2016 and I got whatever this is

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

its a billion dollar company BECAUSE it connects predators to prey. it is the new jeffrey epstein. roblox is the new little st james

across the board unwillingness to nail this guy to the wall despite swimming in a hardware store amount of nails. article 14 should have taken him off the ballot. they have mountains of evidence on the epstein stuff. we can't call this incompetence or cowardice anymore.

Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile

I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party