everyone earning more than 1M a year has killed a minority with their car late at night.

Babe is a sports movie

We’re about a month away from finding out Jeffery Epstein had a child sex ring hidden in a pizza parlor.

remember, this is only the sprawling elite pedophile cabal that we know about

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

all these rich powerful assholes using epstein as a political cudgel for years while secretly being all “see you this weekend bestie”

Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.

There are cathedrals everywhere to those for those with eyes to see

They better not make He-Man, the cartoon more homoerotic than Tom of Finland WOKE!

Have you ever wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records? Well here's a tip: follow the example of Daniel Henning, who is remembered for watching Star Wars in the theatre 102 times! Your job is more difficult: watch Melania in the theatre twice.

Chabad Lubacitch can’t say it- but you know they’re a little stoked that they’re in the headlines for something different this year.

I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people

Darren Aranofsky's new project is AI slop, but what do you expect him to do? Satoshi Kon tragically passed away in 2010, so Aranofsky has long been lacking in an actual artist to steal from

I don’t like anime. Ive just never enjoyed that art style but do I go around saying that Im better than people that watch anime? Of course I do but they still have the right to do it for now. That’s freedom. That’s America.

“Democrat Party”

Gross fucking Wesley Crusher is #onhere and is not shutting up

Barack Obama used a combination of federal, state, and corporate security forces to violently crush the Occupy protest movement, pioneering techniques subsequently used during the blue riot against Black people in Ferguson, on down the line to Minnesota today. His reticence now fits the pattern.

Candace Owens has gone insane without Charlie Kirk being there to get fucked by her husband for her.

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you

*watching Trump shut down two dozen extremely important and critical public institutions within six months voice* we can't just suddenly ABOLISH a government agency like ICE. that's ridiculous

Now that the Botox addicted dog killer is out please welcome the new DHS Secretary

Daddy issues to the max

People can talk shit about the Golan/Globus Masters of the Universe all they want but that bad dog absolutely withstood the test of time.

“Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny! Right now those ICE goobers are at home, crying like a little girl!” -Vice President ClownBitch

We need to be so much worse to white trash

a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm. every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.

Gregg Popovich

This is the only crime statistic I ever want to hear cited.

Michael Parenti 1933-2026

Really gotta hand it to Klay Thompson for doing absolutely anything when he’s clearly has better places to be.

Brb gonna go to the hague

Operation Gladi-Uh-Oh!!

Extremely funny to realize that the reason Western Europeans are getting mad enough to start chastising random Americans is because they realize that the Faustian bargain they struck after WWII is going sour and the Mongoose they let live in their crawlspace and kill communists has rabies now

Can we normalize Quaaludes?

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

I have little doubt he's asked about using nukes on domestic targets.

Rest in peace David Lynch

"We're ending the war on protein," "whole milk is back." I guess that's probably really amazing news if you're stupid

It really is crazy how no matter what any poll will find that 50% of white Americans are like yeah man I love the horrors. Like if we're being honest there's one population that refuses to assimilate and it's not immigrants.

everybody better put me on their starter packs NOW

Whiskey Dick Fridays because they never got it up and running

TOO SCARED TO BE A SOLDIER TOO DUMB TO BE A COP