Got 74 films logged so far this year, which is not too shabby.

5 minutes to Pitt Town, babu

Not sure why it's so surprising that The Daily Show, which has smug centrist dipshit Jon Stewart's DNA baked into its core, would platform an asshole like Whitney Cummings parroting Dem establishment bullshit.

I wished this into existence and now I must decide what to do with it

Probably compensated for my Solaris heresy a little bit by being the first kid on my block to have this:

This week I watched Future Cops (1993) and awarded it 4.5 stars and then later I watched Solaris (1972) and awarded it 3 stars so I am now living in fear that Cecil B. Demented (2000, 4 stars) is going to kill me.

People get very childish about this, but it's a very common Norwegian name with a different pronunciation and meaning than it looks in English. The American equivalent would be close to something innocuous like "Dick Balls".

NETFLIX: can we please change the name of Detective Hole so our English-speaking audiences don’t make fun of this show NORWEGIAN CRIME AUTHOR JO NESBØ: nø

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Requiem For a Career (2026)

those Sam Mendes Beatles movies keep threatening to draw closer, like Trash Can Man hauling the nuclear warhead to Las Vegas

Have you ever wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records? Well here's a tip: follow the example of Daniel Henning, who is remembered for watching Star Wars in the theatre 102 times! Your job is more difficult: watch Melania in the theatre twice.

Now watching, in its unrated (George Segal dong?) version: boxd.it/1VGa

I'm surprised this isn't streaming on Britbox.

Robert Benchley wrote a whole (funny as hell) essay on this back in 1919. The Social Life of the Newt | Vanity Fair | December 1919 share.google/IwPQ8pizzgSY...

Licensed to fill.

I'm surprised this isn't streaming on Britbox.

Powerful

being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe

Probably Woody Allen, not that it's really been at all hard. But Crimes and Misdemeanors is a near-masterpiece, and Annie Hall and Hannah are both extremely good. On the other hand, I won't live long to see all of the great films made by non-scumbags, so how great a loss is it really?

4. DHS must send one (1) bouquet of no fewer than twelve (12) flowers to the funerals of anyone they've summarily executed with a card reading "Not an admission of liability".

Now watching: boxd.it/2626

Wait, if David Harbour is in it shouldn't it be DTF ST LOUIS?

"how are toothpaste out of squeezy thing work"

I've never understood why Obi-Wan looks at the Death Star in Star Wars and says "That's Snow Moon". Was that line supposed to be in The Empire Strikes Back when they arrive at the ice planet Hoth? Weird continuity error, to be sure. #StarWar #AlexGuiness #CinemaSins

I'm afraid I missed this: does Tony's mom have big scoops?

"The perfect Mario Bros movie doesn't exist." Oh? Then explain this...

Full Socialism

Just a reminder that I have a book review Patreon where I review books I love and books I hate. And if you’re a patron, you get to choose books for me sometimes! www.patreon.com/QuiaraRants?...

this class just found out they're going to see Melania 🥹

Generalize your posts. What's your most typical, average post? "Now watching: [either the artsiest or trashiest film available]"

Muriel's INR is at 6.1 (if you're a medical professional you're probably cringing) so she's back in emergency for the fifth time in, like, 4 months. Positive thoughts if you have the bandwidth, please.

Now watching: boxd.it/1OA0

Now watching boxd.it/225U

My buddy Eric and I ran into Philip Glass and members of his ensemble outside a Montréal restaurant after a live performance of Koyaanisqatsi. We were so giddy and starstruck that we addressed Phil as "Maestro" which drew a bemused grin from him (and laughter from the ensemble). He's a good dude.

Philip Glass leading by example, withdrawing a premiere from the Kennedy Center

MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies

Holy fuck, what a shot.

Nice thing about Greg Bovino's height is that they'll be able to hang him from any convenient tetherball pole when this is all over.

Now watching (and ten minutes in, it's a delight) boxd.it/1Fj0

Whoopsy daisy

Parliament must ban Canadian firms from doing business with ICE www.halifaxexaminer.ca/morning-file...

You know how some people hope nothing happens to them before a certain film or game comes out so that they can be around to enjoy it? I feel that way but about The Nuremberg Trials 2.0.

Take a moment of your day, especially Canadians on here, to call or message Roshel directly (form in link) to shame them for working with ICE. roshel.com/contact/

Have there been any updates on how Nathan Rabin's been doing since his accident?

Stunned to learn any of these goofball accounts were still a going concern

Necktie party when