help this reddit post starts out with one of the most impressive cakes i’ve ever seen and ends with one of the most disturbing slices of cake i’ve ever seen www.reddit.com/r/FondantHat...

I just want different hobby groups to stop using FB pages for organization. Begging on my knees more or less.

Props to the team at The Verge for sticking with this story, elusive doesn’t really begin to describe it

Maria is one of hundreds of children, who — like Liam Ramos — have been held at a Texas detention facility where parents say children languish as they’re served contaminated food, receive little education and struggle to obtain basic medical care. Here's our attempt at telling their stories. 2/

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

...I want to know more about deporting everyone with a Coinbase account...

"This career has it all: creativity, customer-facing dynamics, a pointy hat." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...

@mikeblack114.bsky.social @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social just needed to draw your attention to this meme 🫡

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

The term of art is “finger guns”

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

This was me. Definitely worth a check

ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

The whole internet is cheering for Milkshake Duck, the formerly canceled duck who went on a successful redemption tour! *five seconds later* Are you fucking serious.

*me, playing a stupid game* yeah but I bet the prizes are really smart though

I think it's funny that this interview gave Chotiner a chance to reference this thing he tweeted about 4 years ago

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

"Drosera Regina" was a great read! Not my usual genre, but it hooked me, great dialog too.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

We need a logo for the occasion

Kind of surprised he’s moving on to a publication that’s only six years younger

BERNANKE/YELLEN/GREENSPAN JOINT STATEMENT: “.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..” (via @apnews.com)

*sobs in RAM and SSDs*

puff paint sweatshirt that says I Dont Know About INSANE CLOWN POSSE But I Get -INSANE -LOUD and -BOSSY When I Dont Get My Coffee And Chocolat

we are *not* having a baja blast up here

Hatted Ravelry

Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy

Hey @chetsucks.com I missed it if you said - why are you playing around with Blender? Just curious if it’s open source tool exploration while you’re exploring Godot, or something else (like the owner of Maya turned out to be a horror show or something)

The sad truth is that it’s not possible for life to improve until we get Google Reader back. It would be like trying to make a car without an engine—a vital component is missing. Any revolution which does not put Google Reader at the top of its agenda is doomed to fail.

JOE ROGAN: yeah. sure. i know about that

muttering over my grimoire like

RIP Greg Bovino. Cried into his pink slip, threw it on the floor, tried to kick it, tripped, fell on a stove, backed into a shelf, knocked a bucket onto his head, reached for a wall, grabbed a rabid dog, and then fell out a window into the world’s largest outdoor red ant farm.

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Oahu would kill Tressie with the stress 😂

Missed the 'and' here and was like, wow. Wicked fandom is wild.

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

today I set the record straight ! defector.com/let-the-reco...

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

I just thought everyone should see this

Hey @lethalityjane.bsky.social amazing crossover just dropped www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fC16pQ/

It was a treat to talk about turf toe, dying empires, why Republicans have such shitty workout form, and Jarrett Stidham with the great @patrickwyman.bsky.social. Another one in our new (?) half Evil Stuff/half sports style. defector.com/ideologicall...

Entire video is great, but I'm dying at the guy he films 30 seconds in, because I own (and wore to the beach, yesterday) that exact same pair of green Crocs 😭