Y'all are mean, 40 year olds deserve music festivals too 😭

putting a piece of exercise equipment in the other room

cannot stress enough this image is an actual shot from the 2015 Point Break remake and not a mugshot the FBI just released of hbomberguy

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

chotiner: u always order "...and fries for the table" me: sometimes people's meals do not come with fries chotiner: does your meal always come with fries me: ...yes chotiner: is there anyone else at the table me: chotiner: we can revisit this later

CHOTINER: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. LEON: What do you mean, I'm not helping? [CHOTINER shoots him]

In a way, it's kinda cool people are finally talking about Ruby once again this week, despite everything… 🙃

this should still be on the radio though www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD...

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

Absolutely cackling at this interaction, good work @dougexeter.bsky.social

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a monopole in possession of a large field energy, must be in want of an antipartner.”

The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney

my question for ahmari: the federal reserve is subject to democratic control — congress can, whenever it chooses, alter the terms of fed independence. how and why is the unilateral authority of the president, exercised outside of rule if law, more democratic than congress’s legitimate authority?

@questauthority.bsky.social “I would like to see it.”

"i would like to stop posting on the nazi website but all my friends are over there" then uh..... uhhHHH.....

I can’t help it. The grackles are still here, and need to be photographed 🤣 The male Common Grackles usually take every opportunity to display, especially in the spring! But it’s Fall, and this male was displaying a lot! Apparently, he knows what he looks like🤣 #Birds #photography #wildlife 🪶

a few thoughts (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/o...

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For the first time: @honeycomb.io is hiring open roles in Australia!!! We have this senior role open as well as a mid-level role. job-boards.greenhouse.io/honeycomb/jo... Once we fill these, we will have a thriving APAC team of 5 people: Field CTO, account exec, customer architect, and 2 support.

"Oh so you're Canadian? Sing the full version of Robin Sparkles's Let's Go To The Mall, eh?"

*Bluey-Ray

waiting with baby's breath at the malapropism factory

jimmy kimmels time slot replaced with reruns of jimmy fallon playfully ruffling trumps hair

(guy who has only read two books) this orwellian shit is starting to seem pretty dickensian to me

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

In the '80s and '90s, CJ Cherryh questioned and critiqued our assumptions about how gender is expressed and understood, creating science fiction narratives that reflect trans identity and experience. It's time for a retrospective. reactormag.com/exploring-ge...

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

They’ll have to download a new app, and then configure the right tnsnames.ora file to connect

Treehouse had about 33% of their funding cut this year, so if you can help support these kids during a vulnerable time, pls check out the link below 💚 every little bit helps

Tragic: Obvious Wall Jump Spot Long Forgotten Before Wall Jump Unlocked hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Tuesday motivation

losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid

High on #Haleakalā, goats once threatened fragile species like silverswords & pushed seabirds from nesting grounds. In the 1980s, crews took on a massive task: build a fence around the summit to give the ecosystem a chance to heal. Full story: “Fencing Haleakalā” by Judy Edwards at mauimagazine.net

Show me the most The Plague coded skeet

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

Old Bay said Slava Ukraini

This is funnier if you imagine a bunch of potential dental students (who have to procure teeth before starting school) pulling up hoping to get baggies of teeth

Better Off Ted 😭

It is shameful that people keep trying to shoehorn their own agendas into this when it’s clear he would have wanted us to permit the building of more and denser housing in high-demand areas all around the country