“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

@icecano.bsky.social @sdgreisch.bsky.social not happy about this at all

@mikeblack114.bsky.social amazing work, no notes www.msn.com/en-us/health...

Every part of this headline horrifies me in a different way

selling these bad boys at the other worlds zine fair in sydney on july 11 ✅

If you're a young trans man or trans masc person who needs a dad today, congrats. I am your dad now. I am proud of you and what you've accomplished although some of your young person culture and choices perplex me. I am proof trans men can be middle aged married dudes. You can be too some day. Live.

I have a bomb

Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

Morine

Don’t get your hopes up that Keir Starmer resigning will change anything. In the UK, the prime minister is largely a ceremonial role. Real power rests with the king (hence, “United Kingdom”)

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

And: People haven’t sufficiently grasped what it will mean to have this generation of students relying heavily on AI at university & in advanced degrees - who are becoming the future physicians and engineers and teachers and journalists & whose academic arc has been constant cognitive surrender 😬

Finally air defense do something and everyone becomes critic

My life as fodder for a horror movie, again

keke palmer should be the next james bond

"on official business matters" has me cackling fr

"Hey dork! Your magic car sent me into an isekai!" 🚚 💨 You can play the demo for Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Steam right now! store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...

It's unusual for me to do this, but I know the job market is hard for a lot of people right now. An org I'm affiliated with is hiring a (fully remote) senior CloudOps engineer (AWS). Feel free to ask me questions about it, I'll help if I can job-boards.greenhouse.io/flickr/jobs/...

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

"It's like a teppanyaki" - an Aussie re: Waffle House www.instagram.com/reel/DZnW_Sk...

emacs is free, but hear me out: what if we required a $1,000 tax stamp to legally use it...

"Robinhood: Saw" would be an insane fucking movie and installation in both the Robinhood and Saw franchises

And the name of the age? Absolutely Gilded

Imagine explaining to a taxpayer in 2019 that the official HHS account would one day post vintage RFK Jr. snake memes.

I picture this like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy

If I were a coach I would occasionally say to the referees "You're right we did commit a foul there" instead of arguing all the time. This builds my credibility as an objective interlocutor in their minds

if the knicks win for the first time since 1973 we're bringing back subway graffiti and kicking out all the oligarchs investing in unused midtown terrace lofts. times square will revert to its natural roots as a porn emporium

Chicagoan after two (2) drinks:

this is exactly how I'd behaved if my brother became pope

“Nobody’s on Bluesky” they all say but tell one funny anecdote about your failed attempts to file a UI claim around here and suddenly you’re on Planet Money.

SOMEONE hasn't seen Conspiracy Theory (1997)

This is Simba. He has a special stuffed friend who protects him while he sleeps. Partly by being big spoon, and partly by being a pretty good decoy. 12/10 (IG: simbaaeyo)

The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)

that is a good change

Michael Mann’s genre-defining thriller celebrates its 40th anniversary! Newly titled MANHUNTER: THE FINAL CUT, the film returns in a stunning 4K restoration, supervised by Michael Mann, on June 12 at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures followed by June 24 at Il Cinema Ritrovato.

wonderful piece from @clintsmithiii.bsky.social that, among other things, makes abundantly clear that pete hegseth and the trump administration are engaged in a racist purge of black officers under the belief that being black and having "merit" are mutually exclusive.

We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don't get too close. It is quite powerful. Still 13/10 (IG: goldenbabybasil)

nintendo announced they are remaking the last christmas you had before the divorce

Why does Wemby, the tallest player, not simply eat the other athletes

Apaches just naturally do this, it isn't that deep ( @puckthepilot.bsky.social )

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

So what I'm getting from this article is that some people leave red areas due to real life threats to their safety & some people leave blue areas because of something make-believe they saw on tv & also so they can say the n word in public without looking around first but they pretend its about taxes