Death Proof (2007)

They should have just had Amber Midthunder kill more Predators, man. We had a good thing there

Facebook has reminded me of a Doctor Who story I made two years ago. Do it, Disney, you know you want to. You could get eight hours out of this, easy.

fucked up thjat diner food is generated at a diner and not available in my refrigerator

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

You’ll notice that new developments in generative AI are always accompanied by new ways of depicting women without their consent—undermining their autonomy and harassing them—almost like it’s a pillar of the technology and its evolution

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

everyone is worrying too much about gta 6 and not enough about why no one ever made Hotline Miami 3

Mass market paperbacks were the very best book form humanity has ever invented and it’s a travesty and a crime against the book-reading public that they have disappeared.

The Tron franchise is very weird to me because no one who's owned it since 1982 even seems to be aware of what that movie was about. Tron is a genuine Cyberpunk film. Flynn is a cyberpunk! He's going to hack into a gigacorp and bring it down from, literally, the inside. The inside of the computer!

Tron's vision of cyberspace is wholly unique. It's not *just* a visual language, it's a collection of ideas. The idea that the programs we use live their own little lives as people in The Machine is Tron's only original idea.

wow so i just touched this big monolith that showed up nearby and it told me all about smashing with bones. i've been fucking ruining shit all night, bones smash so good

‘Piracy Is Not A Victimless Crime’ warnings on blu-rays hit a little different in the era of AI

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

you know what fair

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

Antifa’s Girlfriend is a ska song asking to be written, don’t you dare fail me internet

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

It is my firmest belief that all interesting people are, at least a little bit, on a quiet and constant hunt to find our own Secret Garden.

This - which I explored today - is the kind of thing I live for on walks in the deep countryside: a 200+-year-old abandoned walled garden, totally overgrown and teeming with wildlife and ghosts. Finding lost magic places like this, untouched and undeveloped, always fills me with weird kind of hope.

put AI in my feed, get blocked, I'm done with you Slop Likers

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

I wonder if there were woke Cardassians, doomscrolling through the Dominion War

these days the song would have to be called Diverse Wedding by Billy Idle due to woke and nobody wants to work anymore, respectively

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Seems like every community I'm a part of is in deep leadership crisis mode, and I can't help but feel that the broader political environment is putting earth core-degree pressure on every organizational fault line right now

I couldn't resist. #pleasingterror

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

Really, the only people with the skills and stamina to deal with people who think the plagiarism machine is their friend, are parents of toddlers. They're used to dealing with people who can't read, think weird things, and keep desperately trying to do stupid and dangerous things.

Do I have it right that people who are trying to create digital slaves are telling other people not to use "eugenics language" toward computer programs

As a flinty Gen Xer, I’m constantly embarrassed by the men of my generation who have embraced the worst possible politics. The only cool thing about our formative 80s decade was the counter-culture — everything else was about money and getting ahead.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

stripped of context, hearing that someone "made waffles into a Nazi dogwhistle" sounds like something you'd see the Danger 5 version of MacGyver do

I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

They've had years and infinite money, and yet there has been no AI book that everyone is reading, no AI music artist that has the song of the summer, no AI movie anyone wants to watch. Seems like they should have even one of those before they get to say that's the future

before and after hegseth's directive

bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile

Feel like everyone disappointed in Bill Burr missed all his weirdly misogynistic undertones over the years, but glad to see there's a ceiling on accepting him

Getting a tarot card reading and every time she tried to set one of the cards down an air horn sounded. "Is that good?" I asked but she'd already left.

You don’t scare me, you’re not the sound of breaking glass followed by toddler laughter