*arrives wearing my finest tshirt

anything with a good beat, genre is irrelevant

the sky tonight 👌

midnight train to the next timeline

Going to finish watching The Summer I Turned Pretty tonight. I liked it more than I thought I would.

Romanticizing that feeling of coming home from a good night out and taking everything off and slipping into pajamas by 9pm ☺️

Snatch is an easter movie

Hi, I like your stuff

I'm microdosing responsibility

Take my hand, we'll forget the noise

Sorry I can't make it, I'm going to watch the sunset

happy easter

Okay well...they did that thing where they ate a little to appease me. I should've just made the boxed kind they like. But! The conversation was great. Lots of laughs and that's got to be better, I think. Better than I thought a religious holiday family dinner would go. I'm glad I moved closer.

Put this in your ears

The vibe currently

Me, wishing I drove myself

My sister driving us to the dinner right now

Have a good day today everyone♡

Goodnight, Sky Crush

Officially one of the adults now I guess, lol. I've been delegated to making the pasta salad. They said no Greek, no tomatoes and no avocados. I suggested a basil pesto one and they said sure. So I hope they like it. Last time I made food (pumpkin pie) nobody ate it. And it was a good pie, too!

What if weighted blanket but not hot

Why is forbidden daytime comfy so much more comfy than necessary to sleep comfy which is just not comfy at all really

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Life is so much more peaceful when someone’s son isn’t stressing you out

Spent way too long today looking at all the He-gassen scrolls. I've decided I need pics of them hung in my bathroom

I reserve the right to represent or misrepresent myself in a way as to provide optimal amusement for myself

Nope. Going for a nap.

I don’t like who I become when I think someone is trying to gank my parking spot

snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit

I didn't want to cook so I went to walmart and got one of those $8 lemon pepper rotisserie chickens. Ate the whole thing along with a big can of nitro cold brew. Surprisingly so good together? Will definitely eat this again. Also I have bones for a broth now 🥳

Traveling beams of light mixing it up with dark matter and spacing out

Between an open sky and the furtive earth.

Told myself I’d handle a crisis with calm precision. Then I couldn’t find my keys for four minutes and fully unraveled.

I would enjoy La Croix if they actually tasted like the flavor they're supposed to instead of the vague concept of a flavor.

Fries will fix me

Took some mushrooms gummies and they made me feel bad so I texted my sister to come over and that heifer has left me on read for 58 minutes.

horny of heart

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever climbed into bed with a good book?

I ate cheez-its and then I ate some more. -a memoir

Just finished season 1 of bluesky.

❣️❣️❣️

My body for no reason

Super heavy rain and the clouds broke for the full moonrise.

my favorite rhetorical question is what the fuck

BUT HE'S STABBING, AND SPITTING, AND HUNTING THE SEAS AND THINKING OF THAT WHALE FOR WHOM. HE. STILL. SEETHES.

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Going back to the moon so let’s party like it’s 1969

Discovered the works of Namio Harukawa tonight. I love what they're driving at.

It's not the best picture but I'm surprised my phone could even do this.