I opened my big, dumb mouth and the heavens opened up like 10 minutes after I posted this lmao. I am still here but I am a soggy, soggy man.

Probably going to get blasted with a thunderstorm at some point, but it's absolutely b-e-a-utiful out RN for the home opener in C-bus!

Hi everyone! 😊 I’m Elpis, I’m 27, and we should be friends! Let’s be friends! 💗 I like… - Marvel (X-Men, Avengers, Rivals etc) - JRPGs (FF, Pokemon, Xenoblade, Tales of) - RPGs (BG3, Skyrim, Cyberpunk) - Music (Sleep Token, Linkin Park) - Misc (GameGrumps, OW, Animals, Writing) MDNI! #promosky

You trip with these bad boys in and you're going down a saline slip-n-slide.

This is so, so well-articulated.

The only time I've ever had an energy drink is when a former coworker spat some in my mouth, and that *maybe* unlocked something for me.

Life is really just about being kind to others and finding someone who'll watch the entire extended edition LotR films with you. Bonus points if they'll do tricks on it afterwards, but it's all gravy at that point.

I was going to post [REDACTED] but this is my 1,000th post here and I didn't want it to be a 3 AM horny post, so instead I'll give a shout-out to all the wonderful people I've met on here. Y'all are amazing and I appreciate you guys sm. 💕

I would enjoy La Croix if they actually tasted like the flavor they're supposed to instead of the vague concept of a flavor.

My mom's cat is so not food motivated it's adorable. If you pet her while she's eating she'll just stop to rub up against you and get more attention.

Won $5! My knowledge of rabbits (or lack thereof) betrayed me and cost us first place.

Back in C-bus tonight and team Redhead Redemption is ready for some trivia. (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

Eric Kripke is 'bummed out' that 'The Boys' S5 was written before the presidential election “The plan was ‘Let’s write a 1984 version of what creeping authoritarianism looks like in America’ and maybe everyone will be like ‘Whew, we really dodged a bullet’ but instead, we got hit with the bullet"

It's no longer April Fools' Day! Time to return to your regularly-scheduled, government-sanctioned misinformation. 💕

hi, i'm soh! 💗 30 🌼 she/her 🌼 PNW 🌼 cat mom to 2 🌼 selective follow back loves: books (romance/fantasy), animanga, blogging, drawing, overwatch, rivals, FF7 (tifa), fate/stay night, comics, ace attorney, kirby, KPDH, arcane, bocchi, apothecary diaries 20+, MDNI 🌼 ♡ / ↻ appreciated ✨ #promosky

I've had this phone for ~2 years and just learned I can run 2 apps in split screen. So now I can have this app and a silly little game open at the same time so I can speed-run destroying my attention span! (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Follow my friend Wren, she's kinda cool.

I got a solid 30 seconds of rain and was excited to fall asleep to the dulcet tunes of plinking droplets then it immediately stopped and it's back to the sound of my own pulse and my neighbor's clock. I hear that bastard ticking through the wall, who the hell made that Edgar Allen Poe-ass clock?

It may be April Fools' Day, but to a dumbass like me it's just another Tuesday.

I got a few MtG cards today for a Commander deck I was loosely building in my head, then realized after getting home the creature I wanted to use as my Commander wasnt Legendary... (For those that don't play MTG, your deck is built around what your Commander does and it must be a Legendary creature)

I don't feel like doing a full one, so here's my rapid-fire #promosky Follow if you... •Like gaming (especially RPGs & Overwatch) •Enjoy yapping about random nonsense •Are full of joy and whimsy Don't follow if you... •Don't put your shopping cart back (trifling hoe) •Are a right-wing bootlicker

Finding out which of my moots live across the pond by the fact they're already posting their April promosky.

I've been a busy bee (buzz buzz) and haven't been on here a lot lately, hope everyone is doing well and having a great day!

Gas station prices confuse the hell out of me. A candy bar will be like $4.19 but you can get 96 oz. of diabetes-inducing slurpee for 79¢.

Gripper bag secured.

Out thrifting....do I get the Bigfoot gripper bag?

I went back and did the same fight again and got 3 crits in a row. The middle 18 numbers on my dice don't exist. I merely flip a coin between nothingness and annihilation.

Back to playing more of my silly lil gravity wizard this week.

I used to work at a Kroger's, and if I ever saw someone in grocery try to load up a dump bin with anything glass I would have dragged them into the freezer and barricaded the door.

I mounted a TV today (just to clarify, I mean to the wall) and figured I'd watch the video guide they attached via QR code....It literally just went to their Amazon page to a customer video and they DID IT WRONG. They attached the bracket backwards to the TV so I wasted 15 minutes following that vid

Just rolled 4 Nat 1s in a row in BG3.

I understand why she has such a high ban rate, a Tank with a hitscan beam weapon, a colossal shield, shield-piercing skill, and self-healing is...a lil wild. I think Sig is still my favorite but I can pop off fairly consistently with Domina.

So, in BG3 I've collected the bodies of all my enemies in Act I and stuffed them in this barrel, in what I've dubbed as "Operation Meat Piñata". I hit the barrel with a fire bolt, and produced this lag-inducing monstrosity.

I found an old pair of shorts and for some reason the aglets/drawstring are dipped in wax...? These are basketball shorts and I am not packing a royal correspondence, the seal on these bad boys doesn't need to be that fancy.

Now I'm using some old (but clean) mismatched socks I found to dust my bookshelves. This is what spring cleaning flow state feels like.

TMI, but I'm going through a break-up (boo) and I've had half a bottle of Fireball (double boo) and I feel absolutely*nothing* from it (triple boo). I'm disabled so I don't work out anymore, how TF is my alcohol tolerance still this high? Last time I got *drunk* was HS, and that took 18 shots+4 beer

I still want to play Crimson Desert, but I won't support a game that uses AI, so....

Hope everyone is having a great start to spring! I'm getting some spring cleaning done, which mainly involves cleaning out my closet and donating clothes I wore waaaaay back in highschool (the Science Olympiad physics pun shirts stay tho)

— Your favorite 🐉 •Tree: Cedar or Baobab •Flower: Scarlet Aeonia : ) •Season: Fall •Tea: Sweet (insert Southern accent) •Coffee: Nope. •Genre: Fantasy & Sci-Fi •Dessert: Cheesecake

I took the L the other night, but I feel like 27k mit in 10 minutes is like...really good. I've been playing a ton of Domina since she dropped, but moving back to Sig his barrier feels incredibly versatile and a smidge OP.

I know people would abuse it and there would be unsolicited schlongs galore, but I really wish you could DM photos on here. Plus, I feel it would be pretty simple to add a setting where you only accept pics from certain accounts (followers, moots, etc.)

Close enough. Welcome back, Buttborne.

> Wind blows open garbage can > It snows > Snow melts > Garbage can now filled with slushy water >I lift out 100 lb bag of soggy, stinky filth so I can dump the can >Water shoots out of a tear at the bottom at 50 PSI, blasting me with a gallon of cat-litter infused water 👇🏻 My plans for the evening

When I see someone's phone auto-rotate then they hastily turn the setting off.

Emre, Etsi ja tuhoa.

Why does Maximilien want me to play Sojourn so badly?

Genuinely not sure if VR Zuckerberg or real life Zuckerberg has emptier, more soulless eyes.

When I was little I had a one-eyed cat and I wanted to name her Polly which was short for Polyphemus but my mom said no. : (

There's a fan at the UNCW/Yale game who might be a literal banshee. She's unleashing this bloodcurdling scream on every Yale free throw attempt, her consistency is both impressive and haunting.