Oh, and for anyone with kitties out there, this is actually a fantastic litter. I get it $5/bag at my local store and it's 40 lbs. It's great at absorbing odors and my cats like it without being lil freaks that play around in it all day.

I was worried my cat might have a bladder issue because they've been constantly using the litterbox the last couple days. After further investigation, he just really likes the new litter I got so he's just going into his lil sandbox to fuck around for a couple minutes every hour.

Playing Sigma more so I can give my teammates head pats whenever they make a nice play. 💕

Me having a team full of Silver/Gold players going up against an entire team of Platinum/Diamond... God I am not one of your strongest soldiers, stop giving me these battles.

I don't trust anyone who uses single-ply toilet paper. I've subjected my backdoor to some terrible things over the years, but anyone who willingly uses that stuff scares me.

Every time my girl annoys me I add another Epic Rap Battles of History song to the sex playlist.

Watching the Australian Open and they've got these fancy cameras that'll tell them if the ball was even a millimeter on the line, yet the NFL is still showing game-changing replays recorded on a 2008 Nokia Navigator.

I know someone who unironically laughs like Jabba the Hutt, but I can never tell them that. There's simply no way to ever compare someone to that guy and not come off sounding like a total dick.

One ingrown hair makes me want to shave the entire beard. How do you grow the wrong direction you lil twat

Me and my main:

For all the faults modern society has, there are certainly some incredible parts of it. It's 1 AM and it feels like -24°F out, yet I'm butt-ass naked eating Cheez-Its rn.

The most important thing to me when playing a game is if it "feels good", and unfortunately Highguard fails that incredibly vague yet crucial vibe check.

When presented with new information, humans have this super cool ability called "changing their mind." I'm not sure if a lot of people are aware that they can just...form.new opinions about things. (This post isn't explicitly a shot at conservatives, but if the boot fits.)

Show your lock screen! Tis Lord Vyke beneath the Elden Ring.

Gonna give playing Sombra a shot. God may judge me, but his sins outnumber my own.

I really only play 4 heroes (76, Baptiste, Horse, and Sigma) and I'm lookin' to start working on a 5th to be decent with, any suggestions? #Overwatch

My cats don't understand they can't have spicy bbq sauce, so they just think I'm a big-backed monster who refuses to share.

The witch king of Angmar One of the many take I have done about this fella :p

Just completed my first Overwatch battle pass, I'm a real gamer boy now!

The weatherman kept on saying I'd get 6-10" but I barely got 3" last night. Super weird being on the other end of that situation for once.

He may be Soldier 76, but he's #1 in my heart. 💕 I love playing as my lil CoD guy. #Overwatch

I changed my name on here earlier as a joke, but had to switch back. I *really* didn't want to be discussing our modern gestapo and interacting with posts regarding the government sanctioned murder as "Piss Boy".

The notification sound on my phone is the Spirit Summoning Bell from Elden Ring, so whenever I'm playing and use it I reflexively look over at my phone. I think I accidentally Pavlov-ed myself...

The real feel being -15°F can't stop me from enjoying a lil sweet treat and having some ice cream.

Some people are upset that in the upcoming Masters of the Universe film, He-Man has pronouns on his nameplate. They're upset that *HE-Man* uses pronouns...

I'm trying to enjoy my morning tea (which my dumbass put milk in) while my stomach is still speaking some form of Entish.

It's 3 AM and my stomach is speaking in tongues. Man was not made to eat dairy with every meal and I am paying for my hubris.

Ooo, something to add to this specifically for combat games: ragdoll physics. After I kill an enemy I want to make em roll around and position them like I'm some macabre ventriloquist.

This silly lil gravity wizard is quickly becoming one of my favorite heroes to play. #Overwatch #ButWhyAreHisGrippersAlwaysOut

Tell me your pet's name in a gif.

I wish there were more of those viral food challenges back when I was in highschool. My ass ate 9,000 calories a day, those 30 sliders in 30 minutes would have been easy money for me.

I'm a huge proponent for eating fresh food, but I prefer when my cooked chicken doesn't still have feathers attached. : /

At what point is a grilled cheese no longer a grilled cheese? I always put a lil meat on mine, is it just a girl sandwich at this point? (Also I make mine with sourdough buns instead of sliced bread and it's a game changer, try it)

Option C. Need me a lil freak who'll stay up all night pondering my orb.

The Nord attacking me: Victory or Sovngarde! The black soul gem in my inventory:

"First look at Jared Leto-" oh okay, so the movie is going to bomb.

Hopital. : (

Just woke up one minute before my alarm was set to go off. Gonna try to do a backflip real quick and see if any of my other Spidey powers have kicked in.

Now dear reader, you might be thinking "what about (insert sportsball game)?". Brother, the only way you could get me to buy another Madden game is if I could pet the mascots and body slam Mahomes through a pottery display.

I'm a very frugal shopper, so doing grocery shopping for someone else stresses me tf out. SPAM? You want me to get SPAM? $5 for 12 oz. of oversalted sadness? Baby the Germans aren't flying overhead you don't need to live like this.

There are two things every video game should have: pettable dogs, and crates that break when you roll through them.

This weather sucks, this government sucks. The only ice I want is in a fruity lil drink.

As Ubisoft implodes thousands of people will lose jobs and fans will miss out on games they were looking forward to, but I'm certain the execs will all get their fat bonus pays and plenty of vacation days so that's what really matters. 💕

I never finished doing my "hear me out" posts because all women are beautiful and even if they're a 15 foot tall Eldritch horror I shouldn't have to justify wanting to hit.

Idk how people are constantly hateful and cruel to others, I can't even pick the mean dialogue option in a game.

One of my favorite silly things video games do is give loot to creatures that have zero business carrying any item. Why thank you Mr. Wolf for having a...flaming great sword? Sure, why not?

A couple moots have done this and I love yapping about my favorite games, sooooo....

Kingdoms of Amalur is one of the most underappreciated games ever made. The combat is so fun and diverse, and the world lore is written by my favorite author, R.A. Salvatore.

The wind chill was -10° F last night, and it was the first time in forever I actually wore pants to bed. Absolutely barbaric, making me get dressed in my own house smh.

The PlayStation Store will be like "DEALS FOR YOU", then show me six games I already own. Cheers lad, thanks for that.