*watching the Superbowl* this is the worst hockey game I've ever seen

I was having a laughing fit with this

Things to watch today: 🏈 Puppy Bowl 🏈 Pokemon commercial 🏈 Bad Bunny + Greenday halftime show

i hope i find someone who will learn the opalite dance with me

Ready for the #BenitoBowl

Happy Bad Bunny Day.

IT’S TIME TO WATCH OPALITE ON YOUTUBE NOW!! 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻

switzerland-canada goalie torment nexus is so real

I can’t wait for Bad Bunny’s halftime show to be the highest viewed of all time so all the worst people who haven’t stopped chirping since he was announced have to eat their words.

BENITO BOWL TOMORROW BENITO BOWL TOMORROW BENITO BOWL TOMORROW

sue sue heck would’ve LOVED the opalite music video

Upon further review: the dance competition scene is giving Sue Heck and Brad Bottig from The Middle (100000% a compliment. I love those two)

May this kind of love brutally attack me

I love Domhnall Gleeson I love Taybrunette

We were like the mall before the internet 🩵🧡🩵🧡🩵

PLEASE GO BRUNETTE ARE YOU JOKING????

This one is for the evermore girlies 🤎

I hope we get Eras dancers in every music video forever

Nice to see you again brunette Taylor

the opalite music video has made my day. my week. possibly my life.

Donald Trump is a racist.

SAME VIBES

this took me OUT

*through tears over the state of the world right now* it's alright... you were dancing through the lightning strikes...

JUST BECAUSE YOURE CLEAN DOESNT MEAN YOU DONT MISS IT

OPALITE’S WORLD DOMINATION STARTS TODAY!!! ❤️‍🔥🩵❤️‍🔥🩵

Introduce yourself with five songs: • coney island by Taylor • so much (for) stardust by Fall Out Boy • cottonwood by Twenty One Pilots • call your mom by Noah Kahan • lazarus by David Bowie

anything but playing that damn bass

Dancing to bad bunny before 7am is good for your mental health

BASEBALL IN 50 DAYS

I genuinely don't know if I'm getting new follower notifications anymore 😭 the past three days I've clicked on some of y'all's profiles so I can start following and it says "follow back" 😭😭 I promise I'm not ignoring anyone I'm just bad at social media apparently

Everyone, BE WARNED: I heard Noah Kahan is absolutely horrendous live? He was 6 hours late and barked through one of the songs! Nobody should buy tickets for his upcoming tour! He's ESPECIALLY bad in St Louis and Chicago, make sure everyone avoids those two cities, he might be better elsewhere!!!

“opalite music video out friday” swifties:

BUT MY MAMA TOLD ME ITS ALRIGHT YOU WERE DANCING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES SLEEPLESS IN THE ONYX NIGHT BUT NOW THE SKY IS ✨OPALITE ✨

“boycott chatgpt they donate to ice” why were yall using it to begin with

this song eats away at my insides (i love u noah kahan)

🌸 you can let it go 🌸 you can throw a party full of everyone you know 🌸 you can start a family who will always show you love 🌸 you don’t have to be sorry for doing it on your own

AND IM JUST MAD AS HELL CUZ I LOVED THIS PLACE

Can the Harry Potter people let it go now that we know JKR is in the Epstein files?

people using chaptgpt as a therapist like girl get a journal and some fun colored pens

I try not to live with hate in my heart, I swear. But I’ve HATED Nicki Minaj for almost a decade now. Years ago, someone told me that in a recording studio she threw a coffee mug across the room aiming for an intern’s head. How you move, especially behind the scenes, is who you are.

think of all the college students who were disciplined or expelled for protesting genocide

Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse

Happy 1st official Monday stuck in an endless February to all those who celebrate

“generic” about bad bunny is fucking crazy 😭😭

fyi he’s BEEN a real one he doesn’t just speak up when it feels like celebs “have to”, mad respect to him always 🥹❤️

who up feeling sick over the great divide tour ticket war ✌️

Para todos los Latinos, dijo 📣 He's so proud 🥹🥹🥹

NOAH’S MAP 👀 CHICAGOOOOOOO