pope leo: murder is bad every republican: how dare you mention me

how convenient for them that it turns out he wasn’t, say, the german chancellor of germany from austria by way of germany

People who are against vaccines and medications but have a cabinet full of random supplements they knock back on the daily crack me up. Heavily regulated and tested is scary but the supplement that are unregulated and could contain anything are safe? Okay, crunchy Brenda.

The Bulls refused to pay this guy until Jordan personally got involved. Calhoun saw Jordan years later and Jordan's first statement to him was "you got paid, right?"

i miss chicago

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

im so excited for sad boy summer with noah kahan

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Someone printed me a sticker of a photo of luigi mangione a while back and i left it on my counter and my housekeeper hung it on my fridge bc she thought he was my boyfriend

There isn’t a single Sox fan surprised that he’s doing well

There are White Sox fans rooting for Luis Robert to be hurt so that they don’t “lose” a trade that are also mad that he said the fanbase sucked.

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

No NHL games scheduled for the final Friday night of the regular season is a choice.

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

I cannot emphasize enough that talking to Jesus, if that is something you would like to do, is now and has always been free. Zero dollars at the door.

One of the greatest inventions of all time. Even though it appears to be all wrong in the ice cream to wafer ratio, it is not. It is perfection.

I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian

Owning a pet is a series of $400 vet bills where the diagnosis is “your pet is on one rn”

I need bluesky to change how posts show up when you share them with someone via text because why am I sending my irls funny white sox skeets and it's just a giant profile picture with the post text in the smallest font possible???

I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, literally who fucking cares who blocks who and who blocks you. Stop checking clearsky, you'll have a better time on this app if you stopped js

AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DOG OWNERS THEY SHOULD PICK UP THEIR DOG'S POOP TOO WHY HAS EVERYONE STOPPED DOING THIS

The Chicago White Sox will pay tribute to one of their most famous fans by offering Pope-themed hats to some who purchase tickets for their game against the Cincinnati Reds on Aug. 11.

Only 2 options remain for the Chicago Sky. Owner Michael Alter can commit to the level of deep, widespread, constant investment necessary to elevate the Sky to a premier competitor in this league. Or he can sell. 📝 Julia Poe

"i didnt vote" is NOT the flex you think it is 😭😩🤢🙃✋🏻

‘Everything is earned’: Kevin Korchinski on confidence, competition and training in Chicago ✍️ @mariotirabassi.bsky.social allchgo.com/blackhawks-k...

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

Imagine the hubris to think you could win a stand off with a Pope from Chicago

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

Brutal.

So just in case ANYONE IS CONFUSED, here are just some of my views :) -PRO CHOICE -abortions are HEALTHCARE -no one is illegal on stolen land -NO ONE is above the law -love separation of church and state -gun control NOW -tax the fucking rich -human rights is not something we can disagree on

and a reminder, jesus was a palestinian man

i’ve met a lot of fantastic christians throughout my life but you are not a christian if you use it as a shield for your bigotry

you can be religious without believing certain groups of people deserve more rights than others btw

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Sure you can TACO meme yourselves into oblivion. That man just had it positively reinforced that if he throws around the nuclear option he gets what he wants. This is our new reality now. He will continue to do it and can very easily escalate from pushing the post button to pushing the bomb button.

called my reps AGAIN today. it gets exhausting esp after the amount of times i've contacted them just for none of my wishes to be met BUT my voice is one of the few things i have so i'm going to keep using it and if you see this, I encourage you to do the same

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

MY FISH BAG IS FINALLY HERE AND IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR @curlworks.net

The Angel trade was so bad the Bulls fired their front office in response

something to keep in mind as we are watching a real miracle of science in artemis ii: this country is racist and killing science in a variety of ways

I want the Chicago Sky Organization investigated for money laundering immediately. I’ve fucking had it. Enough is enough.

You, an idiot: “Bluesky isn’t a sports app” Angel Reese, existing: *crashes the servers*

Chicago's run on extraordinarily shitty sports ownership needs to be studied.

finally listened to porch light.. honestly i think noah kahan should just come to my house on album release day and run me over back and forth with his car because it would honestly hurt less. what the FUCK was that??