@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”

Turner Classic Movies is airing an 11-film exploration of trans identities in movies hosted by the authors of Corpses, Fools, & Monsters (great recent history of the topic) starting tomorrow at 8

two beers, two cigs, and reading by the fire for 2 and half hours fixed me. wonder how long it will take monday to unfix me

listening to surrealistic pillow and i can't get enough of grace slick

more crocs and reading

can i please get one more joke about the dolphins and commanders please? just one more that's all im asking for

meant to do an easy skate today ended up going just under 10 miles. it was a gorgeous morning. saw my first sandhill cranes of the season! hit 35 miles for my first week of skating. would like to hit 50 next week

He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.

the guillotines are sooo hungry 😫

every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year

USC beating Iowa in a rock fight in the rain is huge for the Lincoln Riley agenda tbh

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

crocs and philosophy

does scrolling bsky and watching college football all day count as a dopamine fast?

up to 25 miles on my inline skates for the week

have consumed the entire south carolina v texas am game via my bsky feed lol

kind of rooting for the spirit even tho they knocked us out

This is probably an overreaction but I really think A&M has forfeited the right to be taken seriously the rest of the year

This has to be divine punishment for Texas a&m

Aggies let Jesus take the wheel and forgot something

direct quote from pat mcafee: "pat mcafee pumped for governor shapiro"

The ACC rules so hard, every conference should be built around mutually assured destruction and self-sabotage

and this is why cal raleigh should have won mvp

this shirtless bit on gameday is weird af

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

i've been writing for damn near 2 decades at this point. i have piles of short stories, poems, and unfinished "novels" written. most of it is dreck, but there's a handful of things I'm quite proud of. i'm at the point i just don't know what to do with it all. like i hate submitting stuff and

i don't watch nba almost ever, but wtf do the courts look like that

glad two of the biggest companies in the country stopped arguing over pennies so i don't have to [REDACTED] to watch the games i want to

In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.

lacey is sooooooo messy

nothing like watching love island while scrolling on your phone with a college football game playing on a laptop

skyline is hands down the greatest comfort food for me. last meal type shit

ive skated 12 miles so far this week. hoping to get in 10+ tomorrow morning. feels nice to find an activity that feels similar to running...wish i could still run

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

A cache of 18,000 emails offers another window into Epstein’s mind. Bloomberg parsed Amazon receipts from that inbox—filtering, verifying, and cataloging book orders—to build this timeline.

got another tattoo scheduled (:

I have a fact based opinion and it is also that Yankees suck

blue jackets oilers is drunk rn

NINTENDO EXEC: ok we need new pokemon designs. whatcha got POKEMON DESIGNER: um ok uh imagine pikachu…but also very sad NINTENDO EXEC: you brilliant motherfucker. i’m in

love island > white sox baseball

I won’t remember a single thing Aaron Judge did this year, but I’ll be talking about Cal Raleigh’s season forever.

under communism Red Bull will be nationalized and their advertising budget will be doubled

remember iu's football success is currently being used to sportswash the regime of president witten. 93% of faculty gave a vote of no confidence and the board of trustees did nothing.

i roller bladed (is that the right verb?) for 5.5 miles today. felt sore from yesterday, but still had fun. can't wait to get in shape enough to do longer sessions

pedophile excuser megyn kelly

Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?

idk why, but i loathe this season of survivor

I think I now have a much better understanding of why these dorks are so impressed by ChatGPT.

so like which nhl teams should i hate?