Yasmani Grandal Catcher Debut: 2012 - Retired: 2024 MIL - LAD - SDP - PIT - CHW

**spoiler** Condragulations Arya Stark

This feels like "We already know Onya is winning so we're gonna make Lexi third so she doesn't have to lipsync against a foregone conclusion" again

Well that makes the end a lot more predictable

Genuinely love the panda express commercial with the aunties

Onya's outfit is stunning

what if we kissed in the ambient glow of the heat lamps warming the costco rotisserie chickens

Hell yeah Jane

"Snatch game as Hannah Montana" ok well that's just cheating

All rise for the national anthem youtu.be/M11SvDtPBhA?...

Can't wait for us to get a tornado warning in like an hour so my parents are forced to sit in the basement watching spring break with me

I want to dispute this claim but I'm not sure that I can

Nini's boyfriend HELLO

Nini is delightful She's not winning But she's still delightful

Mania being the same weekend as the drag race finale is an incredible convergence of the most annoying (simultaneously both derogatory and complimentary) queer people on this website

Myki is just so damn good at this

I wish I was Darlene Mitchell And by that I mean her mans is daddy

Darlene Mitchell you ICON

Next time some Bluesky Shitlib condescendingly questions why you care about a "fake sport" you tell them because Andrew W.K. says it counts as partying 🤼

Vocal stim: the way rupaul pronounces "dollars"

Since we are all in agreement on "Want Darlene to win, Myki most likely to win" let's have a more important discourse before the finale starts Whats the final lipsync gonna be and why is it Golden

DOOB

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Anyway, it's Bloodsport time

On mania weekend when a shit ton of people could end up getting stranded in Vegas would be 😘🤌

I have never wanted anything more than for Cena to announce it

"WWE is cooking right now!"

VGK overlapping mania again lmao

It Happening at the same time spirit airlines goes out of business would not be the funny outcome any of us expected, but when you think about it you can really see the vision

When Coltrane was in Miles Davis’ Band, Miles used to get livid about how long Coltrane’s solos were. One day, after Miles blew up, Coltrane admitted he couldn’t actually figure out how to end solos. Miles said, “You can start by taking the horn out of your fucking mouth.”

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

Who is out here DDoS-ing Bluesky when, like, palantir is right there?

Might be no #AEWCollision gifs tonight due to the hole in the ozone layer, I guess.

Exactly one year ago today:

Maybe you should vibe code your way out of it

Asking the forbidden question

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

This website better fucking work the day it happens

I cannot and will not take Cody seriously, but based on the rest of the trailer I am cautiously optimistic about the street fighter movie

Damo

I am a simple man: you post a Yoshihiko/Kota Ibushi clip, I'll boost it. (also as always: pro wrestling is better than all the things you like)

Chiitan always knows ball

Anyway the most important wrestling event happening this week is Effy's Big Gay Brunch