HOLY FUCK HE IS ON A MISSION FROM GOD!

Absolutely amazing picture

Guitar and/or handwriting people: Is this signature by David Haxton of h Haxton guitars?

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

If this isn't the most perfect example of how stupid those disclaimers at the bottom of emails really are

This is a widely applicable life lesson.

BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Real human beings also don't morph into different faces. It's a movie. Not a PhD thesis on history

I just started watching Alien Earth, and to tell the truth, I find the idea of creatures that could devour all humankind crashing down upon us very relaxing right now

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

District people: we need to make a choice. What should our state beverage be?

"Democratic capitulators whose seats would be filled by Democratic governors in the event of vacancy (Durbin, Fetterman, Kaine, King) should be under immense pressure to resign mid-session. Now, even. Or in Kaine’s case, after Abigail Spanberger is sworn in. If your senator fits that bill, get loud"

I think this text message I sent to my wife is proof I lawyered too much today

Great job Dems. Way to fight for what matters to the working class

As literally everyone knowledgeable predicted.

I need one of you with actual musical talent and skill to make a hard driving modern version of Helen Reddy's I Am Woman. Picture Hole covering it. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Absolutely right here. The old foundation is gone. By dropping the ability to show that the federal government does important things and shouldn't be indiscriminately slashed, they just handed all the keys to Trumpists. We're not getting them back

This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.

I may have been in the DC real estate market too long, but I had no idea a private tropical island was so affordable

I have come to the conclusion I really can't stand superhero movies

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What do you do when you keep waking up in the middle of the night mad about something that happened, something about which you have no recourse?

Truly love this strategy. It's the Bobby McGee theory - freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. Grab the freedom to tell the truth

I finally understand why we do these redundancies! Truly thought I was just dumb for not understanding the difference between ceasing and desisting

Because of my specialty, 99% of the time I'm suing the government. Because I'm a trial lawyer, I help support candidates who support legislation that helps the people. That is how, this morning, I ended up on my way to a fundraiser for my opposing counsel. My life is so weird

FWIW my 81 year old mom called me all giddy about Mamdani

This is fantastic news, even though I try to avoid crossing the Potomac

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

If you had told 20 years old me that one day I'd be really happy the CIA lady got elected

😜🥪

If the court orders the jury Subway take out for lunch, My faith in the Federal judiciary may end up restored

Onions and mustard, yum!

"Did you order the Code Bread?!?"

My father turned down a promotion so he wouldn't have to move to my campus. This is looney tunes.

A Cheney related story. First, sympathies to ask who loved him. I'm not a monster. In 2004, my dear friend and roommate was at rock bottom (avoid meth kids) and we took him to the city run inpatient detox. As you might guess, most people there are not gay club addicts, but people struggling with+

The plus side of insomnia is getting to check up on you west coast folks.

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

We've got you 👍

A poll conducted by The Daily Mail, "The poll was conducted between October 23 and 26 among 500 registered voters and had a margin of error of 4.4 percent." 😂

You can tell that both cities have the same cultural weight by how the whole world also follows the Dallas mayoral election

Today marks 53 trips around the sun for me. As much as everything is a giant dumpster fire, I'm really grateful to be surrounded by loving family and community

It didn't occur to them that FAPE was one of those left wing ideas they were running away from. Mostly, I feel for the kids. It can't be good to ripped away from all social life. They clearly aren't mixing in to Russian society. It's not that hard a language to pick up if they were trying.

My SIL was worried I was silently nursing anger about something My brother: Yeah, no. I've known her my entire life. She doesn't do quiet about anything. When she's mad, you KNOW

There's a picture of me and Dan Rather in front of the Kremlin. So I'm basically two hops to everyone.

We found the future lawyer

Go to Disney World, come home with a deadly or disabling virus!!

Perfect. No notes.

This is sovereign citizen Con law. Maybe if he can cite just the right provision in the UCC or whatever, we will all realize the system that we all know exists doesn't bind him. At this point, news outlets that room these stories might as well put plates on their cars declaring they are travelers.

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Candy Corn I didn't change a letter because it can't get any worse than the trash out already is