Airport security: What's this package on your suitcase. Me: It's a bath bomb AS: ... Me: 😮😳 AS: ... AS: It does sound crazy when you say that out loud here 😂

Do yourself a favor and click to see the photos of the auroras. We live in a beautiful universe and it's good to remember that

In Canada, drinking a Double Double, as nature intended

Cannon fodder. This describes so much entry level law

Even if you really are shit at history, it was all laid out in Oppenheimer.

for non-lawyers: A basic skill we teach law students, starting w 1Ls, is how to deal w a judge’s question: “If we decide XYZ, do you lose?” It is a fundamental skill, it’s not magic

Having a cold on vacation definitely is not ideal, but kind of excited to have French Canadian cold medicine and matzo ball soup

Given my priors, I can't quite believe I'm here, but The next administration needs to staff up the public corruption section of DOJ in such a way that the WPA looks like a neighborhood lemonade stand

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Omg omg omg omg omg

This is Sovereign Citizen lawyering. Find that one phrase, pull it out of context, and tell us the system it doesn't mean what we all know it means. Ta dah!

Heroes walk amongst us

I lived in NM as a kid (dad worked at the lab) and I lived the beauty of the luminarias in the high desert

Tom Hanks is rich and was not in the Epstein files proving once again that he is the decent guy we've always believed him to be.

Biscoff Latte acquired. Highly recommended.

I love that this aquarium is filled with Muslims and Jews all listening to the Christmas carols, looking at sharks

Almost didn't make it into Canada bc when customs asked me my plans, I said I might see some cousins, but couldn't tell him any definite plans or even how many cousins I have at this point in Toronto. I'm seeing them tonight for pizza making and still not sure how many will be there!

We need to talk about the fact that Gen Z men all look like Jon Arbuckle’s friend Lyman

Living life, but still too online. Just not enough to know. Do the Epstein files put any of the documents in context, like by saying what part of the "files" the docs are from?

Two things are true. 1. American prisons are horrible, filled with human rights abuses and outright torture. 2. CECOT is others of magnitude worse.

This is a fine time to be on vacation in Canada

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

If you are such a person, please call a lawyer first though. Don’t do this on your own.

I remember in college, so 1992ish, a friend of mine who was pre med, myself what it would mean if some day AIDS was curable and we were the only generation that it cover our sexual development with its abject terror. At the time, it seemed like a too much weed moment. Now I wonder...

This Nazi will have a job in this administration in no time It makes me profoundly sad that so many adults must have failed this young man when he was a child

A lovely gift from my mother in law, which has driven my family crazy for 8 days. She took Adam Sandler too literally

The end is gold

Vaccines are so fucking cool

The public fisc at work, keeping Uniqlo safe from lost tourists.

It's your birthday, Duane.

If you've ever thought about running for something, DO IT

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Do the Danish not have IRBs?

There are 13 days left, but I've used to my entire 2025 ration of fucks to give

Buy me some popcorn. I'm waiting to watch RFK Jr. humiliate himself and embarrass his family when a reporter asks him to comment on the alleged renaming of the Kennedy Center.

When you've radicalized the soccer moms

Send this to those asshole relatives who get upset you won't allow them to come visit the kids unless they are vaccinated

Give them no room in society.

I called my mom just now and she answered all flustered and said “Erin? Just a second right now Dad and I are screwing in the tree“ and it took me a very long pause to realize she meant they were putting the Christmas tree up.

Hey, did you know the federal prison for the sickest women can't even manage dialysis: www.themarshallproject.org/2025/12/16/w...

For those who were following the story of the FCI Dublin federal prison, known as the "Rape Club" --- here's an update on the damages portion of the litigation. (With quotes from yours truly)

Lawyer Humor -- I love it. I mean, not humor, totally serious originalist analysis.

I didn't think I even knew this was possible. The baby grew OUTSIDE her uterus, free floating

I think about this quote every year at Hanukkah.

If you have to go to Tallahassee to visit clients, make sure you bring a cocounsel with great taste in both restaurants and bars.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Hot take but solid use case for AI

It said his parents are able to stay in Australia only bc it's not safe for them to return to Syria. I hope the Aus government can grant them citizenship as a small thank you to their son

Happy Hanukkah for all of us at NSF, may the LOX last for many launches this year 🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram