Friday afternoon news drop summary

Big Dumper got robbed, man.

Work was hard, so we quit.

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

No, no. Dig UP, stupid.

Bulls are fun again!

Three days into the postseason, and good teams actively trying to get worse to save money, but somehow the Dodgers are the problem

bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time

I hate that I love this team.

(Jim Mora voice) Defense?

Oh my god these goofy motherfuckers pulled it off.

Oh lawd Bears are Bearsing

Looking at the Bears box score... Caleb Williams: 2 receptions Rome Odunze: 0 receptions

I truly don't understand how teams lose to the Panthers.

Remember when I said Monangai is really good?

Nike's ad for the Dodgers win featuring Kendrick Lamar

Teams trailing entering the 9th in World Series winner-take-all games are 3–33 Wins: 2025 Dodgers 2001 Diamondbacks 1997 Marlins The Dodgers are the only road win

MF DOOM released his debut album ‘Operation: Doomsday’ 26 years ago on October 19, 1999 album.ink/MFDOOMopdoom

Remember Jerry chortling about how stupid it would be to sign Ohtani?

Shohei Ohtani pitched 6 scoreless innings allowing only 2 hits and struck out 10 batters and hit 3 home runs as the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Milwaukee Brewers 5-1 to complete the sweep and advance to the World Series. No one has ever seen anything like this before.

Malachi Toney might be my new favorite player. My goodness he's fun to watch.

Eugenio Suárez go-ahead grand slam in Seattle. My goodness.

Carson Beck threw into triple coverage because he believes in himself

Not being able to throw out Alejandro Kirk?

"I know you are but what am I?"

I don't think Cignetti would've touched that Penn State job with a 40 ft pole, but now he has 93 million reasons to stay.

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Oh man, 2010 Alexei Ramirez was something special.

Ah, yes, reminds me of the days I'd hear Brewers "fans" intentionally mispronounce Nyjer Morgan's name.

fox deportes remaining undefeated

Cory tried it and that white lady said “oh, absolutely not!” And read him DOWN. I had to watch it twice.

It took us longer to get here than I expected.

Andrés Giménez (naturally) with a 2 run HR for the Jays top tie it

Just watching Minicucci while listenin' to Chattahoochee.

When Pac-Man backs that thang up

Dress for the job you want...

Someone should tell the Orioles to STOP following the White Sox blueprint.

One of the most talented artists to grace this planet, what a loss.

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

We're getting the full Bears experience this Monday night.

Peter Thiel looking for the antichrist is like me trying to find my glasses when I am wearing them.

….is that

DAAAAAAAAAAA

Penn State looking at James Franklin's buyout number

penn state head coach will muschamp

Knew that was coming. I'm sure they turned off his access as soon as he left the stadium.

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook) Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

Oh SHIT. Two birds with one stone and neither were for immigration. It was to hassle black folk and make a sizzle real about it and to help Wells Fargo out. Fucking crazy shit.