Why didn’t he just lay down a perfect bunt single??

Maybe one day Noah Schultz will be good enough to get traded to Boston.

Cleveland manages to drag this junk to the playoffs most years the White Sox needed like 4 years and a tank job to do it once

The White Sox are so embarrassing

Homer Simpson wants peas

A friend sent me a screenshot of our text chain almost a week ago

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I haven’t seen Jets inadvertently harm each other like this since west side story

Did any Twins fans dislike Baldelli?

Next year he may even have two above average hitters

He’s been to Cleveland before!!

The guy with six plate appearances dropped below 100 so they are the third team since integration with one player with an OPS+ over 100

In 2023 Week 3 SF beat the giants 30-12. McCaffrey had 23 touches. Week 4 they beat Arizona 35-15, 27 touches. Week 5 they beat Dallas 42-10, 21 touches. Week 9 they beat Jags 34-3, 22 touches. Why???

Award voters / narrative stuff is ALWAYS “we’re bored of the obvious best guy”

They do this and use CMC at the goal line like he’s Jerome Bettis and then complain about injuries

I am very excited for the people who always say small market teams can’t compete with big budget franchises to fire off their “the Mets are proof you shouldn’t spend” takes

The Giants are geniuses. Let Russell Wilson set the bar under the Earth’s crust and then Dart looks amazing by comparison.

If you’re gonna coach like that maybe don’t have your defense commit 10000 penalties Mike

Wentz has to stare at a WR for 20 minutes before he can throw to them

Mike Tomlin is such a wuss. He was amazing for a long time but he has finally succumbed to Defensive Coordinator brain

“Complementary Football” as a plan is so funny because it just means “be good in all phases”

As a team the 2024 White Sox had +7 bWAR (+13.7 pitching, -6.7 position). The 2025 Rockies are at -3.6 (1.1 pitching, -4.7 position).

Sounds easy then

Part of what’s so funny about this is—protect it from whom, Hakeem? You’re imploring republicans to protect it from…themselves?

I was looking up 90-loss teams that had long winning streaks like the Twins and stumbled across this, which I had to double check because it almost didn't seem real: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

His sourpuss/crank to sweet gig ratio is maybe the highest ever.

I agree but also think one could go further. There are necessary services that private companies won't provide and aren't *directly* profitable but still need to happen. Private companies aren't building roads. It is not profitable to build a road. If you do not build roads everybody loses money.

Trout/Ward/Adell have like 100 home runs between the three of them and the Angels have been dead since April.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Getting Miguel Vargas and Australian Miguel Vargas as your two big trade acquisitions is an odd choice

The Cowboys had like 3 good players they traded one away and now they killed the other using a WR like a running back

I didn’t know that. Just found @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social’s piece on it from 2013 tho. www.nbcsports.com/mlb/news/rog...

"Dated"

Remember when Roger Clemens dated a 15 year old as an adult?

Asks an actual follow up question

He inadvertently made a strong case for the automated ball-strike system lol

I’m not sure why everybody is talking about The Rapture but they used to play an awesome concert so I’m on board youtu.be/vP7_8tOOdhA?...

Truly how do you write a whole book whining about this when this was your campaign position

This is every time you issue a command to a builder in Age of Empires

Have yet to hear a cross-racial comp for Skattebo and I’ve heard a lot of comps from analysts

Tyler Dunn said the most shocking revelation in his Bears story was that they didn’t consider Bo Nix or Penix at 1, not anything about an obviously moronic coaching staff. How’s that look now, Tyler?

Same although I think Schoen is worse in his respective role by a lot

Am I crazy or are acl injuries down and Achilles injuries up

Dallas is just a dumb team. Getting Lamb killed on a bad run. Miles Sanders in for your 4th and short that you fake when Javonte is getting like 7 every carry.

I’ve been rooting for the Bears to destroy Eberflus but Bears fans are making that hard to maintain

lol Packers could be 10-0 and if they lose one game Bears fans are here to say Jordan Love is the worst QB of all time

Lafleur needs to stop being such a god damned coward