This is why you always call the dumb GMs first

I guess giving Sexton and Simons and Yabu like 75% or your shots is a good way to tank it means you’re not giving Ivey run and you kind of need to?

The M23 has been running on 15-30 minute intervals for like a month now it’s completely ridiculous

Many prefer his rival prospect Dozanov

I Believe In A Thing Called Love by the Darkness comes to mind

I see Rachel Luba’s other client just got convicted of lying to the FBI in a gambling investigation.

so instead of bringing back andrew mccutchen, one of baseball's best dudes, they sign...marcell ozuna

I know Macbeth is shaking rn

One of my neighbors has had delivery McDonald’s outside her door all weekend…

Wasn’t his wife friends with Jeffrey Epstein

For a team that's in like year 10 of rebuilding the Bulls sure are letting guys like Simons and Sexton take the most shots.

Just finding some photos of baby Chekhov

Bulls and White Sox pivoted into “play guys hurt” and no matter how badly it goes over and over they just keep doing it

Lotta people I know follow this account yikes

Public / national shaming might be the only thing the Reinsdorfs ever notice at all other than season ticket holders in rebellion? youtu.be/w-xfyxRl6VE?...

Dont they know about immaculate grid anyways?? Come on people.

Imagine being so addicted to word puzzles you keep funding the New York Times.

ALEXEIIIIIIIIIII

I get my news from a reliable source.

We sure that’s not Andrew Vaughn with a hairpiece?

It shouldn’t be lost on anyone that J.D. Vance’s entire career is owed to these two awful people.

Really hoping the Bulls just trade Simons out while we’re here

Are the Bulls the shortest team in the last 40 years

It can’t be good for the league for the Bulls to just be a joke run by these cheap morons for decades

I guess Yabu can play the 5…? Isn’t this trading an expiring for bad money next year?

The Bulls are so weird

Me when I see Mike McDaniel:

Very astutely making sure everyone dislikes his remarks

Welcome, Ousmane—you are now playing 35 minutes a game

AK could 100% have gotten a 1st for Coby last year. All time bozo.

Too bad about Bridges otherwise I could just enjoy charlotte’s hilarious all flamethrowers offense

What are the Wizards doing

Hagen Smith is 100 spots behind Konnor Griffin go check out the draft order

Is this the most a franchise has dominated the last 10 spots on the 101? White Sox baseball!

Feeling like that detective putting it all together at the end of Usual Suspects when I hear @davidjroth.bsky.social describe the Epstein / Modern Business Philosophy of acting like they’re Buffalo Bill and we’re the woman in the pit.

Can anybody tldr that NYT article for me?

Buzelis 8/16 for 22 points and 5 blocks but 2 rebounds 1 assist 1 turnover is so funny. God he rules.

His first major crisis as Pope was the Luis Robert trade

I like this move at a glance — especially if it means they’re trading away some of their guard logjam

Bad news for Chuck Garfien

Oh god the Bulls are going to trade firsts for Poeltl aren’t they

How does McSweeney still have a job

From the org that brought you media plants to blame the non-white players’ bad attitudes and work ethic for the failed rebuild not their idiotic and cheap front office

Did we ever get an explanation of what prescription drug Paul George could possibly have gotten from a psychiatrist as he claims that would’ve popped this test? Or whether he could’ve gotten permissive use from the league?

Even so!

You needed to sell Luis Robert for pennies on the dollar so you could sign Austin Hays to a minor league deal. You realize that’s bad right?!

Right there’s two problems here: 1) they already had a ridiculously low payroll even with Robert; and 2) this is a really crappy return!

AK waited way too long to trade demar caruso and Coby and all he got was playin appearances for it

Wökerdämmerung

Ayo should clearly command 2-3 firsts