The NBA Adult Man
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I’m the NBA Adult Man, affirmative affirmative
The Conner O’Malley AI stuff was planted by Warren staffers to distract from her endorsement of Platner Pay attention
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Local twitter addict logs onto BluSky when the website goes down Everyone groans at his shit
3 months ago
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Challenging myself to not post on Twitter for a little bit, but I still open the app and write the tweets. 56 in drafts so far.
#NoDaysOff
#PostersPost
11 months ago
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patrick
12 months ago
huge Nothing But Respect playoff mega-pod, with
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@eamonwhalen.bsky.social
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and as always
@lexaprotools.bsky.social
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Shamit Dua
12 months ago
Sources say Willie Green has lost virtually all player support and yet ownership insists he be retained. It's not about Joe Dumars, it's about the process leading up to this. The dysfunction starts at the top. New at the substack:
intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...
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Pelicans’ Problem Isn’t Joe Dumars - It’s Ownership’s Shortsighted Approach
Mandates, Misplaced Loyalty, and the Cost of Ignoring Player Voices
https://intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-problem-isnt-joe-dumars
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So still no groupchats?
12 months ago
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bakoon
about 1 year ago
switched to citrus dr bronners soap and now i am a death stranding character named Orange-Bathman
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Subscribe To You Know Ball
about 1 year ago
🔥 Fresh YKB just dropped 🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer! 🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast 🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more. 🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings Tap in below ⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️
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Haha, anyone with citizenship in another country besides America up? Maybe you need a bf/husband/house elf?
about 1 year ago
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 1 year ago
Walking into the bank with my gigantic check from Elon but it's too big to get through the door - I ram at it for 45 minutes before going home in defeat. Later, I see security cam footage of me in a tiktok next to ants in a lab that solve this problem in 14 seconds
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leon
about 1 year ago
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Too many followers on the other website and now I get bad replies to everything I say from strangers
about 1 year ago
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Been going over the books at this asylum and, well… Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were
about 1 year ago
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If your squad goals are the nuclear family, that’s a yikes from me, chief.
about 1 year ago
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Still 5 hours until the weekend
about 1 year ago
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bolt
about 1 year ago
kotaro uchikoshi: what if you were trapped in an extreme environment, forced to trust total strangers? what if mankind had the ability to collectively overcome its mental limits? what if you lived with the memories of another timeline? also, what if I, Kotaro Uchikoshi, was horny
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Moidmeister Meistermoid Falz
about 1 year ago
They see a game about making money & cant relate 🗣🗣🗣
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Real Harvest Moon heads know Story of Seasons clears Metroid Prime 4 (Everyone groans at my shit)
about 1 year ago
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Using up my 19th “it is what it is” of the month
about 1 year ago
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kev
about 1 year ago
Scenes from the YKB trip to Smoothie King
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I think it’s pretty much impossible to have a bad meal in New Orleans.
about 1 year ago
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Dicey "A Real Hater" June
about 1 year ago
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When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.
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about 1 year ago
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bakoon
about 1 year ago
human version
add a skeleton here at some point
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wint
about 1 year ago
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
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They really don’t want that group chat functionality over here, huh?
about 1 year ago
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Subscribe To You Know Ball
about 1 year ago
With the First Overall Pick in the 2025 Most Pressure Draft
@samsheehan.bsky.social
selects ...
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Seth Rosenthal
about 1 year ago
me looking at the internet: fuck all of you. miserable people me riding the train: MY fellow passengers! Beloved siblings, all! Each a warm body animated with soul! Each an origin! Each a destination! Each a story to tell!
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Jason
about 1 year ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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lyris
about 1 year ago
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Posting fantasy recs on the timeline
about 1 year ago
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jungian e-girl
about 1 year ago
mike plays one hockey in new brunswick and stays w a very conservative family and ALL of them HATE trump
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Patriots didn’t sign washed Godwin
about 1 year ago
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Robert Flom
about 1 year ago
Truly more accurate words have rarely been spoken
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Antonio McDyess Clay
about 1 year ago
Just put group DMs on here, literally that’s all it’ll take to get a lot of people to switch
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Bobon
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about 1 year ago
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Twitter is down because the Patriots traded for Tee Higgins
about 1 year ago
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(Embarrassedly showing my face here when the other site is down) Erm…
about 1 year ago
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I’ve watched the Quebecois Peter Griffin video 7367 times and I’m now fluent in
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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They are doing this to me at work
about 1 year ago
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Boss keeps calling my cubicle “your enclosure”
about 1 year ago
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Jon Bois
about 1 year ago
when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly
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How it feels getting told to “put myself out there more” by people who haven’t been single in a decade
about 1 year ago
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How it feels to not be at work
about 1 year ago
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Jabs
about 1 year ago
trans friends, the world is better because you’re in it and don’t forget it
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onion person
about 1 year ago
elon musks method of childcare:
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