Challenging myself to not post on Twitter for a little bit, but I still open the app and write the tweets. 56 in drafts so far. #NoDaysOff #PostersPost

huge Nothing But Respect playoff mega-pod, with @kofie.bsky.social, @toley.bsky.social, @ichotiner.bsky.social, @kylietcheung.bsky.social, @eamonwhalen.bsky.social, and @samsheehan.bsky.social and as always @lexaprotools.bsky.social

Sources say Willie Green has lost virtually all player support and yet ownership insists he be retained. It's not about Joe Dumars, it's about the process leading up to this. The dysfunction starts at the top. New at the substack: intheno.substack.com/p/pelicans-p...

So still no groupchats?

switched to citrus dr bronners soap and now i am a death stranding character named Orange-Bathman

🔥 Fresh YKB just dropped 🎙️ Zach Lowe joins the ringer! 🙌 His triumphant return on the Bill Simmons podcast 🏀 DPOY, Sixth man of the year & more. 🤏 How these teams can escape play in purgatory: Hawks, Bulls, Heat & Kings Tap in below ⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️

Haha, anyone with citizenship in another country besides America up? Maybe you need a bf/husband/house elf?

Walking into the bank with my gigantic check from Elon but it's too big to get through the door - I ram at it for 45 minutes before going home in defeat. Later, I see security cam footage of me in a tiktok next to ants in a lab that solve this problem in 14 seconds

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

Too many followers on the other website and now I get bad replies to everything I say from strangers

Been going over the books at this asylum and, well… Let’s just say the administrators aren’t who I thought they were

If your squad goals are the nuclear family, that’s a yikes from me, chief.

Still 5 hours until the weekend

kotaro uchikoshi: what if you were trapped in an extreme environment, forced to trust total strangers? what if mankind had the ability to collectively overcome its mental limits? what if you lived with the memories of another timeline? also, what if I, Kotaro Uchikoshi, was horny

They see a game about making money & cant relate 🗣🗣🗣

Real Harvest Moon heads know Story of Seasons clears Metroid Prime 4 (Everyone groans at my shit)

Using up my 19th “it is what it is” of the month

Scenes from the YKB trip to Smoothie King @trillbrodude.bsky.social @samsheehan.bsky.social

I think it’s pretty much impossible to have a bad meal in New Orleans.

When the flight attendant asks how many Diet Cokes I want.

human version

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

They really don’t want that group chat functionality over here, huh?

With the First Overall Pick in the 2025 Most Pressure Draft @samsheehan.bsky.social selects ...

me looking at the internet: fuck all of you. miserable people me riding the train: MY fellow passengers! Beloved siblings, all! Each a warm body animated with soul! Each an origin! Each a destination! Each a story to tell!

i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded

Posting fantasy recs on the timeline

mike plays one hockey in new brunswick and stays w a very conservative family and ALL of them HATE trump

Patriots didn’t sign washed Godwin

Truly more accurate words have rarely been spoken

Just put group DMs on here, literally that’s all it’ll take to get a lot of people to switch

Bobon

Twitter is down because the Patriots traded for Tee Higgins

(Embarrassedly showing my face here when the other site is down) Erm…

I’ve watched the Quebecois Peter Griffin video 7367 times and I’m now fluent in

They are doing this to me at work

Boss keeps calling my cubicle “your enclosure”

when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

How it feels getting told to “put myself out there more” by people who haven’t been single in a decade

How it feels to not be at work

trans friends, the world is better because you’re in it and don’t forget it

elon musks method of childcare:

A good “they are doing this to me at at work” post with an image of something awful happening is so therapeutic. Like, “this is exactly what’s happening”

(Really hungry) I’m about to go feast mode