Updated projections. Bulls up to 8th best projected lottery odds *cue AJ Dybantsa x Gunna mix*

moral imperative to impede these things as much as you possibly can if you see them out

Patrick Williams went 0/4 on 2-pointers tonight and is 2/16 on 2s in December. 26.8% since the start of November (15/56)

One time I got really high and locked eyes with Tillie and became utterly convinced she was about to speak to me

Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house

Oh word? (Voice growing creakier) It’s the thirtieth anniversary of the Bulls’ 72-10 season? (All hair falls out as I stoop over and wrinkle up and begin to extremely die) On god?

Bron knew if he passed it and Rui missed they got OT and he got more time to score and if he made it he got to end his streak by Making The Right Play for a buzzer beater. It was No Lose for LeBron to pass there

we’re so far beyond the point where getting up every day and accepting the conditions of this world is active ignorance

Swerve has the same aesthetic concept of what looks cool as a 22 year old vampire larper and the physical conditioning of that larper’s character. this is why he’s the best pro wrestler in the world

me when all the Bulls losing this year ends up for nothing and they end up with a mid pick in a generational (at the top) draft

She's almost 80. She's never running for office again. Her ideological allies in the Party are dead, dying, or on the way out. Nobody has to give a shit what Hillary Clinton thinks about anything, and the sooner we internalize that, the better off we'll all be.

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feel like @kylietcheung.bsky.social needs to be alerted to this

just discovered that cm punk is one of the stars of a shudder movie with Justin Long and Freddie Gibbs that is basically "what if Training Day but the cops are Vampires?" and Punk plays the Denzel role lmao

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something's got to be done about the thunder

Cooper Flagg becomes the youngest player ever in NBA history to drop 35+ points as the Mavs outlast the Clippers on the road! Klay Thompson: 23 PTS (17 in 4Q), 6 3PM Kawhi Leonard: 30 PTS, 8 REB James Harden: 29 PTS, 11 AST, 8 REB

it's that time of year again that's right, listening to shoegaze and feeling SAD

Scratch buttermilk biscuits pre and post baking

Thanksgiving menu for tomorrow: - Veggie enchiladas (main) - Brussel sprout salad - mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy - homemade cranberry sauce - chocolate mousse pie and my contribution (homemade Turkey and the Wolf biscuits: thecookingworld.com/recipes/home...)

Updated projections #NBASky

Updated projections

Updated projections.

Updated projections. Bulls stink

Updated projections

Teams with less than five wins at this point of the season: 2026: 9 2025: 5 2024: 6 2023: 3 2022: 5 2021: 3 2020: 4 The bottom of the league is as bad as it's been in recent memory.

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send this man to Siberia

Patrick Williams you are FIRED

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Updated projections. Bulls continue to be destined for 39 wins.

🗣️ FUCK PATRICK BEVERLEY

Projections, updated this morning. Bulls are sorry.

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here is felix's gofundme page. there is a 10k retainer for his attorney. he avoided a transfer that meant sure-fire deportation and they're working as hard as they can to keep him here. thanks everybody for your generosity it means a lot to me. www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...

Latest update. Things are stabilizing into tiers.

Updated through last night's games.

Updated through last night. Getting close to the point where Vegas pre-season wins totals becomes less than half the projection for most of these teams (13 games).

The Chicago Bulls and 39 or 40 win seasons:

Missed updating this yesterday before the games (really need to automate that), but here are the updated Projected Final Standings after last night's games. Bulls tumbling back towards mid.

Before I was an NBA writer, I was a pro poker player for 12 years. I played against many pro athletes, including Ty Lue a few times. Here's a snapshot of that period of my life, and thoughts on Lue's alleged connection to Chauncey Billups' private game: www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/...

Bulls projected at .500 in the best top of draft year in a generation.

Updated projections. Added one more slight tweak (added HCA to the opponent-adjusted MOV calculation, didn't move things a ton). #NBASky

I am on a 3 person team with other 2 people being women and it is really easy to just be Regular

From Vegas expectations: Bulls, Lakers, Pistons, Spurs, Blazers, Heat ⬆️ Magic, Cavs, Wolves, Clips, Grizz, Mavs, Pacers ⬇️ #NBASky

The Bulls have moved up almost 8 wins from their preseason Vegas odds-adjusted win projection through 7 games, which is pretty wild. 66% of the projection is still from Vegas's expectations.

Hmmmmm #NBASky

among the really annoying things about this is that a *lot of the city* has this level of density; you can come way in from edison park (or mount greenwood, or wherever) and find tightly packed SFHs

hey guys, check this out. surely the guy on the right was traded for 3 first round picks and the guy on the left was salary dumped, right? #NBASky