So called free thinkers when it's time to eat goop and slime from a can

Never heard of self care / half your brain just ain't there

Nothing but misfortune and shame to the misbegotten Milwaukee Brewers franchise. Bob Uecker is in Hell

[Eddie Murphy Voice] My Feeb likes to Bite me all the time Bite me all the time Bite me all the tiiiimeee

Gord, what have you done? You're a big meowy boy, and you stand on the counter

Oh hey I remembered my password. Here's Gord

did a 2025 draft episode on the wings with @poetlorien.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3nFF...

Emperor Gordiolanus I surveying his lands

T minus 6 months until the Dems try to gaslight people into thinking Biden was never actually president

Neo conservatism is and always has been the struggle between intranational capitalism and global capitalism

Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”

Mood

Wow Trump pulled the Hat Man too?

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

He is sad that his name sake is gone

The plan is that I’ll be joined by @poetlorien.bsky.social for a 2-part NBA Draft discussion on the Locked in Hawks podcast tonight.

Maybe my favorite bit of all time? youtu.be/OoUlUOmKuq8?...

G O R D, four capital letters. Printed in gold, cause details make the girls sweat

At what point are these continued ads for Deadpool considered some sort of terrorist act

People are so performative weird about the last two Indiana Jones movies. They're fine! Dial is good, even. It's Gen X Last Jedi shit all over again

New Fumito Ueda game

This Indiana Jones game is unlike anything I've ever played before, I think

You're goddamn right

Name to me a better video game. You cannot www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFP...

Please tell me people aren't already doing "I miss early Bluesky" shit. This platform is like a year old. Go outside!

Few narrative devices in all of non fiction more effective than every time in FAMILY OF SECRETS where Russ Baker brings up yet another miscellaneous member of the DFW political elite and just puts (Yale, '43) behind their name.

Objectively kind of wild that a top 15 all time Radiohead song couldn't even make it onto OK Computer youtu.be/d6UBb4f4imY?...

You know I keep that thang on me

Do you ever wonder what Joe Biden is doing

Now discord is down. If we have no choice but to live under the ever watchful of the tech panopticon, the least it could do is work properly

Shit how do I return this package?

Love living in the Second Gilded Age, somehow

I'd absolutely buy a vinyl of all the live performances from Twin Peaks The Return

Here is Gord

MOCK DRAFT www.patreon.com/posts/115705...

Nothing like a good old Auburn/Houston rock fight on a Saturday night

Ok here's a horizontal board

It's just baffling

Doing fine

Phoebe update

my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over

pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life

It's objectively very funny that literal millions of users have been begging for a functioning Twitter alternative for the better part of a year and like eight different startups have jumped on the opportunity only to all instantly fail in comical ways. Coen Brothers ass industry

I tried to tell people

I'm not doing Threads

“But if you bully conservatives off the app others won’t want to join” Correct