men will be like how could I hate women when I literally JERK OFF TO THEM????? and be genuinely confused about it.

Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position

time for a takeover of all barstool nyc offices by me and my mutuals.

Barstool Sports exodus out of NYC inshallah

where does Zohran get the energy is what I’d like to know. incredibly impressive guy.

I have the most widely loathed opinion on losing an hour of light but you can’t blame me bc I have a circadian rhythm disorder #innocent

the boston red sox actually ruined baseball by trading away Mookie Betts for a bag of string cheese

Ernie Clement pride of Rochester

oh my god

vladdy so tough!

Bo Bichette putting in the work to save his own knees hell yeah LGBJ

I can’t believe baseball is over in a few hours I’m literally going to cry

UNDER THE SKIN (Jonathan Glazer, 2013)

changing the vibe up and made carnitas today

I ate poutine today let’s go Jays

me & mr. jabs ten years ago when he had just moved to america and was celebrating halloween for the first time in his life 😭

my 7 months pregnant friend & her husband remade this as a costume it’s so gooooooood

I’ve taken a step back from the news for the sake of my heart but many moons ago the very first grant I wrote was for SNAP programming across a bunch of brooklyn community districts and I am truly devastated this is where we’ve arrived as a country

dying laughing at people running with this jd vance erica kirk thing. YES. YES. YES!!!!

the one-two punch for Usha Vance of your husband making a public statement that he hopes you renounce your faith and then showing off his new widowed side piece is crazy work

too little too late but I hope Andrew officially getting the royal axe is of some comfort to Virginia Giuffre’s family

way too many people out here feeling sorry for themselves. stand up!

25 year old woman in my database wrote down for a dealbreaker: “kills animals for fun.” my god, it’s bad out there huh

there’s not going to be a los angeles dodgers dynasty 🙌

Yesavage/Schlittler/Early all going in the AL east next year will be fun

the blue jays grind out at bats in a way that is simply awesome when they’re not playing your team

haven’t clicked on a link this fast in ages

respectfully there are more interesting people at a regular season Knicks game

vladdy is SO TOUGH

I laughed so hard at Vladdy eating the apple my asleep for four hours husband told me to be quiet lol

doesn’t ohtani need to go home and go to sleep??????

freddie freeman in a world series walk off situation and the pitcher isn’t nestor cortes

sickos yes baseball

fair is fair

They're DOING IT: Clayton Kershaw, bases loaded, bottom 12, Game 3 World Series.

every yankees red sox regular season game in the early 2000s was like this

at full term pregnancy I’m basically the same size as alejandro kirk

freddie freeman in a world series walk off situation and the pitcher isn’t nestor cortes

my husband just said that vladdy throw reminded him of something out of The Animatrix and I’m gonna guess that’s nerd for HAVING THAT DOG IN YOU

the blue jays are just so much more fun to watch than their opponent

KIRKY 🇲🇽

nicely done, barger!!!

got hooked on another netflix original series like a mark

imagine having a movie theater inside your house

professional baseball players love to be 25 years old with a wife and three children

Dodgers Loseeeeeeeee

I sent warnings…

one of my new self-coined alternate job titles is “Pro-Social Madam”

Trump doing demolition on the White House?? classic narcissist behavior yet I’m still kind of shocked.