Put Davis Warren out there

Khristian Martin continuing the grand tradition of Maryland backups putting up garbage time numbers

Jadyn Davis/Peyton O'Leary/Micah Ka'apana hours let's go

Derrick Moore baybee

Why does this coaching staff give Cam Brandt infinite chances to fuck things up

Maryland's kicker isn't telling you anything you don't already know

The Rally House jingle is so good it almost makes up for having to watch Matt Leinart and Eckrich commercials 100,000 times every Saturday

Kuzdzal is proving that Ada doesn't only produce pyramid schemes

Maryland hasn't been able to move the ball for weeks and Michigan is making them look like USC

These guys can't wait to lose by 50 to the Buckeyes

Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.

Michigan ends the game with more than twice as many total yards as Northwestern and 2 more points

Poorly coached team that cannot get out of their own way

Fox is an evil network but just for the amount of commercials during B1G Noon Saturday. No other reason.

Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings

Curtis Sliwa did extremely well among voters whose top priority was to have a mayor who looked like a GoldenEye 007 NPC, but it simply wasn't enough.

Every Michigan basketball game last season was engineered to make me want to throw myself off a bridge, but they won most of them. Michigan football has decided to follow suit

I think Sherrone is in for a rude awakening after this team loses by 50 to Ohio State

Jordan Marshall is very good at football

Undisciplined, poorly coached team

Bryce needs to learn to take some heat off his throws. His deep balls have to be inch perfect or they're an incompletion

Wink is food for any decent offensive coordinator

Michigan cannot handle tempo for the 100th season in a row

Bryce acts like he got lit on fire every time he gets blitzed

me when I've just caught Canada cheating on a commercial

gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president

Justice TD x2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=a104...

On both sides of the M/MSU rivalry this is going to be a record-setting night for shattered remotes

Sherrone has these guys playing scared against a turnstile defense

Fire the special teams coordinator ASAP

It is astonishing that this defense can stonewall Jonah Coleman and then look like they've never seen a handoff before for an entire drive

watch 44

Awesome counter call there with Bryce

Not a good sign when your team's effort level is this low in the first game of the season

@danryckert.com Grubb brought up Jon Bois today and this seems like it'd be a good entry point for you www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P52...

Watching an under the radar, up and coming league called the "NBA"

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

Clint Eastwood, no contest

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

Two extremely normal quarters from the Pistons. Very uneventful way to kick off the preseason

yeah, Fickell's done -- Wisconsin can't give him three more years to not execute a plan

Tactical surrender by Fickell

Why are you playing Jordan Young in a game that's even remotely close

lmao what the hell was that, Wisconsin?

Morgan actually returned a punt!