Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

Dana: Ya need to touch grass, Robby! You been watchin’ too many gotdamn TikTawks. Javadi: (quietly) Actually, I just read an article that said spending up to 17 hours a day on your phone can be a good way to stay informed and manage your stress levels.

Tiger Woods, on painkillers you've never heard of, has rolled his SUV attempting to cross the bridge for Sorcerer

On this day we salute you, President Davidson 🫡

Really tough loss for Mick Cronin's players

When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done? defector.com/the-garden-s...

RIP to Dan McQuade

I accidentally failed to understand the conceptual underpinning of my entire role and place in the world. Learning now that voting is a kind of “referendum”

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

There are people in this country who want to see state violence perpetrated against their perceived enemies and they will barely put forth an effort to come up with a "reasonable" justification. They are a minority who just happen to be overrepresented in the federal government

We love seeing this guy

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

Oscar Goodman and Winters Grady minutes

The JMU guys that went to Indiana all rule, but Kaelon Black might be my favorite of them all

lmao at Arch doing a 2005 Rose Bowl Vince Young impression

Well Biff had one good half in him, enjoy retirement buddy

The refs are letting Texas tacklers launch themselves headfirst like Skate from Streets of Rage and not even bothering to review it

[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON [tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ

Whittingham is about as good of a safety/bridge hire as Michigan could do. Clean things up and set the table for the next head coach

Fondly remembering Josh Wallace

RIP to the Jadyn Davis era

Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."

Good lord

the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again

Great time of year to watch sports because there will usually be at least one fan dressed as the/a Grinch in the crowd and I get to say “Grinch” when they show up on cam

Donte DiVincenzo and Collin Gillespie are not walking through that door

The best Alf yet.

They were not daunted

Thinking about cool Cartoon Network interstitial stuff www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-c...

that's my world champ.

Thinking about reëntering the culture.

Put Davis Warren out there

Khristian Martin continuing the grand tradition of Maryland backups putting up garbage time numbers

Jadyn Davis/Peyton O'Leary/Micah Ka'apana hours let's go

Derrick Moore baybee

Why does this coaching staff give Cam Brandt infinite chances to fuck things up

Maryland's kicker isn't telling you anything you don't already know

The Rally House jingle is so good it almost makes up for having to watch Matt Leinart and Eckrich commercials 100,000 times every Saturday

Kuzdzal is proving that Ada doesn't only produce pyramid schemes

Maryland hasn't been able to move the ball for weeks and Michigan is making them look like USC