I hadn't seen the replacement Emily Agard, but what is up with her roots? Is it a new look to have your hair look like it's been a month since it was done?

With just a single feather, the turtle managed to attract the attention of the female peacock.

[Tipping hat] pspspspsps, Sheriff

This Spygate story in the Championship is just incredible stuff. It seems like Southampton's defense was absolutely pitiful. Claiming you didn't know it was against the rules is ridiculous when the spy you sent runs away when confronted and had a change of clothes to try and evade detection.

Not sure this rises to a formal declaration of RIPCON 5, but either way: RIP Bozo

Good for Barney Frank getting in a final magazine feature shitting on the left before he went out. Wasn't that only 2 days ago?

you don't need to promote lies from twitter

An all-time great post

“IVE BEEN KICKED OUT OF NICER TECH SUMMITS THAN THIS!”

When it’s time to close the restaurant

Wild to have the question of "should pedophiles get free government handouts?" And then for it to lose. Just wild.

BONUS TWEET: WEMBY! 😱🎃 x.com/NBA/status/1...

We’re gonna win

This is the coolest athlete maybe ever.

He can have my legs.

This happening in one of the smallest and most irrelevant markets in the league sure seems to undercut any ideas that the NBA rigs the lottery

Granny has started watching Golden Girls and it's so awesome. I will take this over any 80s sitcom

Legit there's no reason for conferences and this series should absolutely be the final. It's been apparent these are the two best teams in the league since like November and we're gonna have this weird coda on the season after the title gets awarded in the western conference finals.

It’s pretty weird that the two guys who ruined basketball are a 6-2 guy who can barely dunk and then this 14 foot tall French motherfucker

okc’s gotta trade chet man. you simply can’t roster a player who wemby hates this much.

Wemby has zero accent. Doesn't sound French at all.

Wemby aint losing three games against these guys. He hates them.

I hope no one has plans on winning an NBA title in the next decade that isn't as a teammate if Vic.

Alex Caruso really wasted the final years of his 20s on Arturas Karnisovas’ Chicago Bulls

Fight forever.

Horseless carriage type shit.

The Thunder are the team that's the easiest to cast in the villain of any team since the Patriots dynasty.

Wow

I prefer Dave Stieb

I think the Buffalo Sabres have the best suite of uniforms of any team in sports. Even the shitty uniforms they have area endearing and fun.

Martin O'Neil should get a statue

Woke up in time for the end, so... Go Hearts Boo Celtic

Canibalismo

That's a fucking madlib

Right when everyone forgot. Smart. bsky.app/profile/kais...

The "(not that one)" should be after "LeBron James," not "javelin title." The way this is written implies that the NBA's LeBron won a different javelin title than the one he'd be expected to win

After Steve Sarkisian took a shot at Ole Miss academics earlier this week, it struck me that I don't think basket weaving sounds especially easy So I called an actual basket weaver and let him explain and defend his craft "I’m not really sure how it became a pejorative" www.al.com/sec/2026/05/...

lol. lmao. an update bsky.app/profile/phil...

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Nice of the Avalanche to show up

How did he get in the country?

Benedict Arnold.

I mean you can dislike the guy personally or whatever. I don't care, I'm 40, the concept of "streamers" is a baffling one to me. But virtually every time I see a quote of his circulating he's spitting fucking bars