Am I going to have to concede that Bryce Elder is good?

About to use the Bak Blade 3.0

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The ever-broken guy repping MAHA is a little too on the nose

Ginormous

Read this to my wife as we drive back from Michigan, and she flipped me off from the driver's seat and repeated that the Dodgers have won two Worlds Series in a row, in case you wonder how marriages work after 8 years.

The Celtics getting beat by the Sixers on the first round of the playoffs is something we could have guessed at the beginning of the year but

I'm not as good as i once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was

it is honestly a miracle that dubon didn't have all of his rings fall out like sonic once he hit the wall with the way things have been going with this team injury-wise

Magic should've traded for Trae instead

Me: *farted* Toddler: Daddy, you tooted. GO. TO. THE. POTTY.

JESUS CHRIST SCOTTIE BARNES

The two on the left are perfect. The two on the right are like 20% alcohol and hardly drinkable. Pheweee

Meet him once, and the only words he said to me were "Don't step on my grass. I mean it."

Ohtani is the super player we all pretended to be as kids, but he's real.

You don't need a 3, but you're down 5 with 15 left

Turned it on to watch Matty walk that of, so YOU'RE ALL WELCOME

Really looking forward to seeing how Dubon handles Skubal I can’t wait to see what Skubie/Dubie Do

Between 5 and 6. I'm a hairy fucker

Mark Pope's time at UK is officially nearing its end

Initiative

I still can't get into The Wire

The trauma of the last two years still makes me wonder what fresh hell is in store

Donut and coffee shop

This is true and important but the real problem for Klay is he's made an extremely talented and well-connected songwriter extremely mad at him. I don't think he understands how badly this could go

Wife: I bought you something. Me: Oh? Wife: Is called the Back Blade 3.0. ...

I feel like this is an episode of Bluey

You really just needed "It will never not be enraging that the US government did not invest in infrastructure and Green energy"

It is April 24. The Braves are 11 games over .500. The Mets and Phillies have both had losing streaks of at least 10. An actual S-tier start to the season

Watching the Warriors grind away on not being able to say goodbye is basically why they're where they are.

that’s funny I thought the war was making it harder for semen to make it through

I would love/hate UK firing Pope and hiring Donovan.

But you better be clean shaven

When can we make elder go away? Why is Fuentes not up? Why not Ritchie?

CRANK DAT, MATTY BOY

Olson, my boy

Not ideal

Elder wood

92 mph smoke

There is an Elder present!

The pee tape is real, and it explains almost every decision he's made.

She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy

Lol at Mike Y in that OF handshake

SIGH OF RELIEF

I would enjoy having the second best team in baseball, but my wife's team has the best and will let me know it.

That ... was not athletic

You just know Kruk has seen some things