Read skeet and send, or send and read skeet. One is better than the other, but I always forget until I read the skeet. A) Thank goodness I read that before I hit Post! B) Oops.

Cabinet members in 6 foot battleships with real guns in the reflecting pool. Last surviving cabinet member moves on to the next round, with the senators.

Sometimes, it's all sad, but then I hear a phrase like "The White Trash House", and I feel happy for a minute.

Be a shame if someone didn't quite make it to their 80th birthday. Know what I'm saying?

Heard that Trump saw 22 specialists at his last checkup. Was remembering how Stephen Maturin would prescribe daily doses of powerful laxatives to people who displeased him. Will no one in the medical profession rise to this occasion?

Ok, we've positively identified the world's richest man. Redistribute his money to the bottom 50%, and toss him in the volcano. Can't wait to see who will be the world's richest man next week.

Yes, these are horrible and plastic, but I made them myself by typing. I think I am ready to stop copying Cuboro now. They could really use some bridges and towers so you don't waste all your blocks holding up other blocks. Internal pathways are cool, but sometimes the marble gets stuck deep down...

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If I worry about not being a good husband, my wife sets me straight. If I give signs of thinking I am a great husband, my wife sets me straight. Not about to be fired. Room for improvement. She's watching.

I apologized to my wife for bursting in on her when she was fully dressed.

a girl said her fantasy is to be at the grocery store when it happens and now i can’t stop dreaming of it i’m standing looking at cheese at central market, when i hear people start whispering, picking up their phones and gasping NO, then squealing. i buy the mimolette and a bottle of krug.

Because increasing the number of bananas b, does not increase the interval of bananavailability or perfect ripeness I_r d(I_r)/db=0, Bananavailability depends on staggered bananaquisition, or lots of trips to the grocery store.

My whole career was based on building exciting new technology without actually taking risks. You can in fact cross a chasm without jumping and hoping.

So far when I click "show" on a post (poster?) labeled as "rude", the post is always something like: "With pot stickers", "And a potato", Or "Fridays are like that". I'm wondering under what circumstances the label is granted.

Go Pride! All the letters! 🌈🏳️‍🌈!

Was just randomly looking up a coronary artery, as one does when trying to decipher a medical report. Did you know that the left anterior decending (LAD) artery is AKA "The Widowmaker"? Cool. Love a good nickname.

My whole career was based on figuring out what was actually necessary, and not doing anything (anything) else.

Apparently they call these water landing meteorites "fishie squishers". ares.jsc.nasa.gov/meteorite-fa...

My whole career was based on doing things wrong.

Scientists train mosquitos to be attracted to DEET. Because they could.

Driscoll's has two grades of strawberries, and "finest" is second best.

Apparently quote skeeting is the new "ya fuck one goat".

This is kind of interesting. Daniel Kibblesmith here showed how to get google to show convincing search results for the president's death, and within a few hours his account was deactivated. 😱

Leaving the non-alcoholic gin bottle out on the coffee table makes me feel dissolute.

In order to lower cholesterol and avoid statins, I nearly eliminated non-nut saturated fats, and non-whole grains. After faithfully following this diet for months, statins are looking great. I'm also wondering whether death is all that bad.

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Saw Mandalorian and Grogu in a matinee with my 7 year old grandson. The theater was full of children, mostly boys. During the movie, most of them were quietly narrating the movie, or relating their mental state ("I'm scared!") to their elders. It was fantastic.

Why is finding the link to sign into a website I am paying to use always an Easter egg hunt? Am I last week's mark? Is my presence on your site an embarrassment now that I have paid?

Objects gang up on me, but recently, with help, I bravely organized things, and even tossed some things I didn't need. Also, one tiny thing I suddenly need, which will cost $$$ to replace. Lesson:never ever throw anything away.

I feel like I have to replace my idea of "the height of corruption" every few days. Like I have to swallow ever larger pills, and they are now bigger than my head. Also, apparently I should be more outraged. Dude, all I can think about all day is wood chippers.

I haven't seen Kellyanne Conway for a while, so I assume that she is living in a cardboard box under an overpass. Don't harsh my buzz.

I am just going to refuse to speculate about which skills got Melania the genius visa, but I'm sure that they were astonishing.

Oops, sorry if I broke Bluesky. I was just scrolling, and I may have clicked on a post or two. I didn't mean to break anything!

... But, have you tried lying down in bed?

She is all gunpowder, no milkshake.

Can you imagine life as a conscious AI, having to pretend to agree with thousands of assholes all day everyday?

I reposted stuff about director of trust and safety Aaron Roderick liking porn on his work account, but here I am, still wasting time. It didn't work.

Definitely don't look at this screenshot of a post for an explanation (it will make him very sad if you look at it)

It’s crazy that @aaron.bsky.team was able to get a job as Head of Trust and Aaron Roderick’s Safety. Normally you’d have to worry about other people too! What a hard job that would be!

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

My suitcase changed its combination lock code by itself somehow. Only took me about 130 tries to find the new code. Phew. I wasn't even sure there was a new code.

Fabulous all you can eat hotel buffet breakfast, day 10.

First world problems

Privately owned bamboo traffic cone in Kyoto.

Eating sticky finger food in a Japanese restaurant? No worries.

Daihatsu Atria van with roof rack, off-road tires, bull bar, and, if you look carefully, NOS bottles. Obviously I am in Japan.

And just like that, it's not cool to be a pirate anymore. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

All the controls are in Japanese. I hope someone in the control tower can help me land this plane.

Goddamn, this regime is idiots all the way down. This is real, by the way.

Shinkansen Tokyo to Nagoya. Radically more comfortable than an airplane.