John M Danskin🐸
@johnmdanskin.bsky.social
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I used to design GPUs. Now I mostly sail. He/him. 🏳️🌈
Read skeet and send, or send and read skeet. One is better than the other, but I always forget until I read the skeet. A) Thank goodness I read that before I hit Post! B) Oops.
16 minutes ago
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Cabinet members in 6 foot battleships with real guns in the reflecting pool. Last surviving cabinet member moves on to the next round, with the senators.
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about 17 hours ago
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Sometimes, it's all sad, but then I hear a phrase like "The White Trash House", and I feel happy for a minute.
1 day ago
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Be a shame if someone didn't quite make it to their 80th birthday. Know what I'm saying?
3 days ago
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Heard that Trump saw 22 specialists at his last checkup. Was remembering how Stephen Maturin would prescribe daily doses of powerful laxatives to people who displeased him. Will no one in the medical profession rise to this occasion?
4 days ago
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Ok, we've positively identified the world's richest man. Redistribute his money to the bottom 50%, and toss him in the volcano. Can't wait to see who will be the world's richest man next week.
4 days ago
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Yes, these are horrible and plastic, but I made them myself by typing. I think I am ready to stop copying Cuboro now. They could really use some bridges and towers so you don't waste all your blocks holding up other blocks. Internal pathways are cool, but sometimes the marble gets stuck deep down...
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4 days ago
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If I worry about not being a good husband, my wife sets me straight. If I give signs of thinking I am a great husband, my wife sets me straight. Not about to be fired. Room for improvement. She's watching.
11 days ago
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I apologized to my wife for bursting in on her when she was fully dressed.
11 days ago
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ashley fairbanks
14 days ago
a girl said her fantasy is to be at the grocery store when it happens and now i can’t stop dreaming of it i’m standing looking at cheese at central market, when i hear people start whispering, picking up their phones and gasping NO, then squealing. i buy the mimolette and a bottle of krug.
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Because increasing the number of bananas b, does not increase the interval of bananavailability or perfect ripeness I_r d(I_r)/db=0, Bananavailability depends on staggered bananaquisition, or lots of trips to the grocery store.
14 days ago
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My whole career was based on building exciting new technology without actually taking risks. You can in fact cross a chasm without jumping and hoping.
15 days ago
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So far when I click "show" on a post (poster?) labeled as "rude", the post is always something like: "With pot stickers", "And a potato", Or "Fridays are like that". I'm wondering under what circumstances the label is granted.
15 days ago
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Go Pride! All the letters! 🌈🏳️🌈!
15 days ago
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Was just randomly looking up a coronary artery, as one does when trying to decipher a medical report. Did you know that the left anterior decending (LAD) artery is AKA "The Widowmaker"? Cool. Love a good nickname.
15 days ago
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My whole career was based on figuring out what was actually necessary, and not doing anything (anything) else.
16 days ago
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Apparently they call these water landing meteorites "fishie squishers".
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16 days ago
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My whole career was based on doing things wrong.
17 days ago
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Scientists train mosquitos to be attracted to DEET. Because they could.
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19 days ago
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Driscoll's has two grades of strawberries, and "finest" is second best.
19 days ago
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Apparently quote skeeting is the new "ya fuck one goat".
20 days ago
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This is kind of interesting. Daniel Kibblesmith here showed how to get google to show convincing search results for the president's death, and within a few hours his account was deactivated. 😱
20 days ago
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Leaving the non-alcoholic gin bottle out on the coffee table makes me feel dissolute.
21 days ago
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In order to lower cholesterol and avoid statins, I nearly eliminated non-nut saturated fats, and non-whole grains. After faithfully following this diet for months, statins are looking great. I'm also wondering whether death is all that bad.
21 days ago
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The_Lady_Red
23 days ago
A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.
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Saw Mandalorian and Grogu in a matinee with my 7 year old grandson. The theater was full of children, mostly boys. During the movie, most of them were quietly narrating the movie, or relating their mental state ("I'm scared!") to their elders. It was fantastic.
22 days ago
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Why is finding the link to sign into a website I am paying to use always an Easter egg hunt? Am I last week's mark? Is my presence on your site an embarrassment now that I have paid?
23 days ago
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Objects gang up on me, but recently, with help, I bravely organized things, and even tossed some things I didn't need. Also, one tiny thing I suddenly need, which will cost $$$ to replace. Lesson:never ever throw anything away.
27 days ago
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I feel like I have to replace my idea of "the height of corruption" every few days. Like I have to swallow ever larger pills, and they are now bigger than my head. Also, apparently I should be more outraged. Dude, all I can think about all day is wood chippers.
27 days ago
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I haven't seen Kellyanne Conway for a while, so I assume that she is living in a cardboard box under an overpass. Don't harsh my buzz.
28 days ago
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I am just going to refuse to speculate about which skills got Melania the genius visa, but I'm sure that they were astonishing.
28 days ago
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Oops, sorry if I broke Bluesky. I was just scrolling, and I may have clicked on a post or two. I didn't mean to break anything!
29 days ago
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... But, have you tried lying down in bed?
about 1 month ago
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She is all gunpowder, no milkshake.
about 1 month ago
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Can you imagine life as a conscious AI, having to pretend to agree with thousands of assholes all day everyday?
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about 1 month ago
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I reposted stuff about director of trust and safety Aaron Roderick liking porn on his work account, but here I am, still wasting time. It didn't work.
about 1 month ago
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Róisín 🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
Definitely don't look at this screenshot of a post for an explanation (it will make him very sad if you look at it)
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June Martin
about 1 month ago
It’s crazy that
@aaron.bsky.team
was able to get a job as Head of Trust and Aaron Roderick’s Safety. Normally you’d have to worry about other people too! What a hard job that would be!
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June Martin
about 1 month ago
They suspended
@cara.city
for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
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My suitcase changed its combination lock code by itself somehow. Only took me about 130 tries to find the new code. Phew. I wasn't even sure there was a new code.
about 1 month ago
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Fabulous all you can eat hotel buffet breakfast, day 10.
about 1 month ago
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First world problems
about 1 month ago
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Privately owned bamboo traffic cone in Kyoto.
about 1 month ago
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Eating sticky finger food in a Japanese restaurant? No worries.
about 1 month ago
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Daihatsu Atria van with roof rack, off-road tires, bull bar, and, if you look carefully, NOS bottles. Obviously I am in Japan.
about 1 month ago
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And just like that, it's not cool to be a pirate anymore.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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Trump says US navy like ‘pirates’ while seizing a ship in Iranian blockade
US president says ‘we took over the cargo, took over the oil. It’s a very profitable business’
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/02/trump-us-navy-pirates-iran-blockade?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
about 1 month ago
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All the controls are in Japanese. I hope someone in the control tower can help me land this plane.
about 2 months ago
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JonZoidberg
about 2 months ago
Goddamn, this regime is idiots all the way down. This is real, by the way.
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Shinkansen Tokyo to Nagoya. Radically more comfortable than an airplane.
about 2 months ago
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