Touching kids - okay Touching pool liner - felony thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Trump thought the BBC would roll over and settle his stupid lawsuit for an embarrassing sum. Now they want all his January 6 correspondence in discovery. I'm gonna be so pissed if they settle. Turn this into his trial. www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...

Well, it's been about as reliable as the Pentagon Pizza Index. www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...

JB Pritzker: "The sky is blue."

The news has broken that Mitch McConnell was in cardiac arrest and required CPR before his hospitalization. He needs to resign immediately.

I just wanna be alone right now. So I'll go to the Great American State Fair.

I'm no good with goodbyes. So I just hope this one is slow and painful.

The only thing I hate about Mamdani is that I don't live in New York. Establishment Dems are toast.

If you told anyone, years ago, that in 2026 the POTUS would be flying around on a plane that was gifted by a foreign government, they'd say you'd lost your fucking mind. Some days I think I must have. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

Republicans literally starve children before forcing them to read the Bible in class. Vote every last one out.

Don't brag about donating your salary while you're robbing us and self-dealing in broad daylight. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I bet these sick fucks can't wait to personally conduct the genital inspections.

I think confirming half of this fucking court was a 'serious mistake.' Fuck Alito and his fascist handlers. thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill....

I think Charlie Kirk was a cunt for free. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

The 14th amendment survived the Supreme Court, and the 1st Amendment is hanging in there. We need to stop billing the taxpayers for this shit. Bill the cops. Bill the prosecutor who tries this shit. Bill the politicians who should know better. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Once arriving on the line against Ukraine, the lifespan of a Russian conscript is about 20 minutes. Putin thinks if he sends every fighter to die in Crimea that none will be left to push him out a window. Fuck Putin. Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦

The Supreme Court has agreed that the US Constitution can't be undone by an executive order. Color me surprised. apnews.com/article/supr...

The Supreme Court seems to be flirting with constitutionality because the medterms are approaching, but we won't forget they need term limits, expansion, and an enforceable code of ethics.

I'm sure he will find a way to bill taxpayers for this. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Happy Pride to all who are Born to Ride Donald Trump! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

BREAKING: Republicans forgot you can't make a Twitter bot army show up in person.

If you invested 10k in Melania's memecoin last year, now you might be able to cash out for a McDonald's meal. #Everythingtrumptouchesdies

Saying that Watergate would be a footnote among the mass corruption of this administration is apparently a flex.

Mount Olivet Baptist Church in Kentucky is teaching the kids the book of Matthew, specifically welcoming strangers. If you're looking for God, they aren't here.

Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.

Trump's shitty state fair is really giving his shitty birthday parade a run for its money. If he really wants to draw a crowd, all he needs to do is star in a state funeral.

Surprisingly, the guy jerking off at the Great American State Fair wasn't Trump. www.the-sun.com/news/1659084...

Obama's Weather Machine remains undefeated. deadline.com/2026/06/vani...

It's high fucking time the centrists started getting afraid.

My forever vacation hotspot will be in the country that announces thorough cavity checks and criminal investigations for anyone crossing their border with a Trump passport.

This fucking idiot thinks that American passports are issued to people visiting the United States? He's so unspeakably stupid.

Sack up or get the fuck out of the way.

This isn't the first time a malignant narcissist was brought down by a reflecting pool.

Don't forget. Trump has refused to sign the affordable housing bill; but if he doesn't veto it, it goes into effect after 10 days without his signature. He will be distracted by something shiny and greasy and we will get a win.

Trump's shitty state fair is really giving his shitty birthday parade a run for its money. If he really wants to draw a crowd, all he needs to do is star in a state funeral.

Surprisingly, the guy jerking off at the Great American State Fair wasn't Trump. www.the-sun.com/news/1659084...

Obama's Weather Machine remains undefeated. deadline.com/2026/06/vani...

It's high fucking time the centrists started getting afraid.

Establishment Democrats need to get the fuck out of the way, not blame the only candidates voters are getting excited about. thehill.com/homenews/sta...

A judge has ordered the Trump regime to explain why the Kennedy Center is still obstructed by tarps and scaffolding after his name was removed. Because the little bitch got his feelings hurt, of course. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

A downgrade from Vanilla Ice has been discovered. thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill....

My forever vacation hotspot will be in the country that announces thorough cavity checks and criminal investigations for anyone crossing their border with a Trump passport.

This fucking idiot thinks that American passports are issued to people visiting the United States? He's so unspeakably stupid.

Sack up or get the fuck out of the way.

This isn't the first time a malignant narcissist was brought down by a reflecting pool.

Don't forget. Trump has refused to sign the affordable housing bill; but if he doesn't veto it, it goes into effect after 10 days without his signature. He will be distracted by something shiny and greasy and we will get a win.

Establishment Democrats need to get the fuck out of the way, not blame the only candidates voters are getting excited about. thehill.com/homenews/sta...

A judge has ordered the Trump regime to explain why the Kennedy Center is still obstructed by tarps and scaffolding after his name was removed. Because the little bitch got his feelings hurt, of course. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

A downgrade from Vanilla Ice has been discovered. thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill....

The future of the Democrat party is here. Do we continue to move leftward or will we let corporations own everything and Israel run rampant? time.com/article/2026...