To be fair, there was a clearly posted "You must be this tall to drink here" sign. They should have tossed him from the roof.

Trump only hires the best people.* *Until you turn on him and he fires you, then you were the dumbest motherfucker ever to walk the Earth, next to your old boss, of course.

Bart: "This is the most racist thing I've ever seen Trump post on Truth Social." Homer: "The most racist thing, so far." www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/t...

How the hell can America be considered a civilized nation when kids are regularly gunned down and raped and there's nothing being done to stop either?

"Rowan denies any business relationship with Epstein." So, just the raping of children relationship then?

Here's a handy guide for "What to do when you're in the Epstein Files" 1. If your name appears and you aren't a victim, resign from law firms, ambassadorships, cabinet positions, school board, etc. 2. If you are famous, deny everything. 3. If your name is there 38,000 times, it's a hoax.

Now that Karp has resigned to spend more time at his hobby of raping children, will his former firm Paul Weiss take back the bribe Karp gave of tens of millions worth of free legal work for his partner in kiddie fucking, President Trump? www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...

Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.

I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts. Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...

Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant. www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...

The Epstein files just might topple Kier Starmer too. Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted. Pedophiles are controlling our government. I'm not okay with this. Are you? www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...

Attention pedophiles: This blatant coverup of the Epstein files is what's known as an ongoing criminal conspiracy and it extends the statute of limitations to past the time we vote these fuckers out and throw them in jail with you. Sleep tight.

I sure hope RFK talked him into not getting a flu shot. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

I see why Kid Rock is a MAGAt. Pedo is his target demographic.

Congratulations to Donald Trump! Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded! May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November. Don't forget! This was ALL your idea! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...

I will never understand why some people have the attitude that because they voted for someone or someone makes music or films, that they should be able to rape a kid every once in a while, as a treat. Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?

Why the fuck should we be defending anyone from the Epstein files? The GOP is the party of pedophiles so that's their brand, but reasonable people want accountability, no matter who you are. Why is this such an impossible concept? www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation. And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all. Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.

MAGAt who attacked a protesting teenager in Buda, Texas fucked around and found out. And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren. www.wfaa.com/article/news...

I demand Josh Hawlin'Ass (among MANY others) remove himself from existence because I don't want my kids growing up in a world full of cunts. Then we can talk about a completely optional streaming service hurting your fee-fees. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gop-...

Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant. www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...

The Epstein files just might topple Kier Starmer too. Meanwhile, in the United States, Ghislaine is living it up in Club Fed and nobody is getting prosecuted. Pedophiles are controlling our government. I'm not okay with this. Are you? www.bbc.com/news/live/cz...

Attention pedophiles: This blatant coverup of the Epstein files is what's known as an ongoing criminal conspiracy and it extends the statute of limitations to past the time we vote these fuckers out and throw them in jail with you. Sleep tight.

I sure hope RFK talked him into not getting a flu shot. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

I see why Kid Rock is a MAGAt. Pedo is his target demographic.

Congratulations to Donald Trump! Your plan for mid-decade redistricting succeeded! May you drown in the blue tsunami that's coming in November. Don't forget! This was ALL your idea! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...

I will never understand why some people have the attitude that because they voted for someone or someone makes music or films, that they should be able to rape a kid every once in a while, as a treat. Why the fuck aren't we united in wanting accountability for these crimes?

Why the fuck should we be defending anyone from the Epstein files? The GOP is the party of pedophiles so that's their brand, but reasonable people want accountability, no matter who you are. Why is this such an impossible concept? www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

Why do Bill and Hillary need to testify about a hoax?

In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation. And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all. Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.

MAGAt who attacked a protesting teenager in Buda, Texas fucked around and found out. And somewhere in there, he got his ass handed to him by schoolchildren. www.wfaa.com/article/news...

He's suing Harvard for a billion dollars now. He doesn't really say why, except that afterwards he won't ever have anything to do with them again. Until the next time he needs money. How much will it cost for him to go the fuck away from everyone and everything? The dude is seriously demented.

Never want to hear any Republican talk about "states rights" with Cheeto Mussolini wanting to rig every election at the federal level. That should need a constitutional amendment to make it happen.

Today Trump gave away the game. He says his crooked as fuck federal government should control all elections. Now Republicans have to choose between their god and their country. Because this won't end well for their god. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Trump scolds reporter for not smiling when asking about sexual abuse victims. That's not a joke. Trump is the joke. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

French police raid Twitter's offices to find evidence of dissemination of kiddie porn. Why France? Because everyone knows that it's state sanctioned in the United States now. Now Elon has to rig a bunch more elections to stay out of jail. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Jeff Epstein was invited to a VIP party for the Harry Potter play in 2018, 10 full years after he was a convicted level 3 kiddie fucker. I have just one thing to say: Shame on him. JK Rowling was an established cunt by then. He was associating with real monsters. fandomwire.com/jk-rowling-c...

A MAGAt thought he could approach a group of protesting junior high and high school kids in Buda, Texas, assault a girl, and walk away. They beat his ass and he limps back to his truck, red hat in hand. The kids are alright!

I wish Nancy Mace a very sincere rock bottom and I hope she starts to dig. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving sentient piece of shit. South Carolina deserves better. www-irishstar-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.iris...

Like, is being in photos with Epstein bad now? Are people in photos with Epstein about to suffer some negative consequences for doing so? Seems like they are doing just fine. apnews.com/article/fact...

The Kennedy Center got a quarter billion dollar renovation during Trump's first term. It doesn't need renovating for 2 years. It needs new management. Impeachment now. dctheaterarts.org/2019/06/04/k...

But at least you don't have to bake a Gay Wedding Cake, right? And "Imagine doing this to a kid?" What, an important life lesson about empathy? Humanity? Have you seen what Trump does to kids? Maybe focus on that for a minute. Get fucked.

Rep Pete Sessions (R,TX) is a fucking genius. Taylor Rehmet swung a deep red state Senate seat in a historic landslide and old Pete blamed it on ice and snow. Fucking nailed it. Yep, just a fluke! Learn nothing! See you in November! 😂🤣 www-nj-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.nj.c...

Mamdani secured a huge settlement for workers abused by delivery apps. Is the money going to go through proper channels? By that I mean will it be deposited in Qatar and will Mamdani have sole control of it? Democrats delivering for people while Trump gets rich. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

All you idiots who taped maxipads to your ears and carried signs that said "real men wear diapers" need to start shitting your pants in solidarity with Dear Leader. Or, I guess, liquidarity?

This is a good article. Republicans are afraid to criticize Trump, so they keep using a "safe" refrain: "He got bad advice." So the fuck what? He's the president. Blaming advisors means at least one of two things: 1. He's incompetent. 2. He's not in charge. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/o...

Trump is closing yet another failed business venture, the Kennedy Center, on July 4th for a 2 year "renovation." Note to self: "On July 1, buy stock in tacky plastic appliques and gold spray paint."

Hey MAGA, you want to know what loyalty to Trump gets you? As soon as you are of no use to him, he won't even remember your name. Saturday, he posted a FULL endorsement. On Monday, after they lost in a landslide, he said "Someone ran? Where? I had nothing to do with it."

Don Snorleone sues everyone for everything. But he won't sue people who call him a pedophile or suggest he was Epstein's best friend, because his lawyers know he'd get exposed on discovery. He won't sue Trevor Noah. Bet on it. www.bbc.com/news/article...

"Who cares that everyone canceled their shows, we were renovating for 2 years anyway! Then they'll be sorry!" Such tiny dick energy.