Someone printed me a sticker of a photo of luigi mangione a while back and i left it on my counter and my housekeeper hung it on my fridge bc she thought he was my boyfriend

A woman on love overboard said "I think a lot of people don't think I'm as smart as I look, I guess" and I would love to know what she thought she was saying because what she actually said is "I look smart, but I guess people think I'm dumb"

I’m in an uber and my driver got pulled over and it’s an indictment of this country that I am worrying about this man’s immigration status/his interaction with the police.

i just came off a three-week trial and we got a verdict for my client and it's maybe the most meaningful experience of my life. i don't typically get to represent human beings or small businesses—i mostly handle cases for big corporations and there are rarely human stakes.

Netflix should have an option where you can watch Love is Blind with the people’s faces and bodies blurred out.

me to my therapist yesterday: i've been feeling really depressed this last week and i'm really not sure why

Please help my friend! She’s a great person and advocate, so funny that even the cover image of the gfm is a solid bit, and she has been dragged through hell for a year for absolutely nothing

In addition to making @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social miserable for more than a year, this guy is also trying to get New York's anti-SLAPP law ruled unconstitutional. Support @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social's efforts to protect the freedom to tweet funny things about fedsoc infighting!

Once Gale Brewer and Eric Adams stop holding their respective offices they should be king and queen of New York (absolutely no real governing power, but extremely publicly accessible and visible figures)

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social let me come over to her home because I am having a Bad Day and then stole my star in Mario Party so what I’m saying is don’t visit her if you want to feel better

I came for my biannual to bluesky to repeat a tweet: today (or I guess May 10, when I originally said this) feels like as good a day as any to confess that my dream wedding is in the high speed rail building at Sunnyside Yard followed by taking an Acela to my honeymoon (must honeymoon on the NEC)

i was correct when i predicted i'd only post here every 6 months.

every fall i experience seasonal depression and every fall i'm surprised when i experience seasonal depression

i tried to cancel this settlement conference i have tomorrow because we have MSJs pending but the other side's lawyer wants to have the conference so he can tell the mediator to tell the judge to decide the motions. just call the mediator and ask him to do that!! let me stay on my couch in sweats.

i am here now, i guess, and i will probably do the same thing as i did on Twitter, which is post once every six months