"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

This is very moving, to me

Riding in a Golf Cart Fatly with Boys

I so profoundly do not want to know what I missed when I was hanging out with a baby all day, but it feels like I missed a lot

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

The cut from Heated Rivalry to When Harry Met Sally for the rom-com montage at the Actor Awards really was honestly so wonderful to see.

if your naomi be wolf, oh buddy, oof, if your naomi be klein, turns out also,

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

graham platner's team rn

it’s gritney bitch

god I am not your strongest soldier

they’re slutting him tf out 😭

He fully went in the room and told them about his stripper hit by a car act. Iconic behavior

I saw Mumford & Sons at Bonnaroo in 2011 and behind me the whole time were 3 dudes dressed like Newsies reenacting the dance scene from Titanic

I’ll rt all of these I don’t even care anymore. I feel ALIVE

Such a stupid sound came out of me at this moment

I want you to put the word out that we back up

hudcon back on my screen I need a moment

This was my reaction to Hudson and also yes I screamed

This is surreal TO ME and I’m not even living it

I am a prophet

Life, it never die,

Connor Storrie about to have me acting crazy (watching a full episode of SNL live on Saturday night)

If thousands of my neighbors just died at the hands of their own government and then my daughter was blown up by some chucklefuck on the other side of the planet claiming to help, I would walk into sea. It is hard to fathom the suffering innocent Iranians are enduring. God have mercy.

Pathetic, despicable shit

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

Opening AO3

Hell yeah, brother

Dear union stewards. Don’t you fucking dare. Don’t do it.

The children yearn for antitrust

Hey man the good news is that Warner kills every company that buys it

When I lock in

listening to The House That Heaven Built 1-3 times in a row: hell yeah, dudes rock, tonight’s party is going to be so fucking epic listening to The House That Heaven Built 3-10 times in a row: I am more depressed than any one person has ever been in all of human history

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

We’ve never been more back

He’s taking it

I think about her a lot because of this

I’m watching the Knicks lose in Cleveland in potato quality instead of idk, something else, so can one of you just shoot me a text if It Happens ty

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Post old memes to confuse young people

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Replacing my entire pre-court playlist with Connor Storrie’s legitimately good soundcloud techno

love to be rewarded for my misogyny by being forced to sit through a photo op with Racism Peepaw instead of getting to party with Flav lmao