Akimbo gazebo (say it a few times, you know you want to)

Gwydir Forest Park. Wales.

You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Painting by Leah Giberson ‘Summer Rockers’ 2020. Dimensions 16 x 20 Inches. leahgiberson.com/paintings/chai…

I am going to a museum later and I am going to read every placard and be the best visitor the museum has ever had. No one is better at museum than me.

It may not solve all of the world’s problems, but I think we can all agree that having more bakeries, libraries, museums, and bookstores would be an important first step.

Henry Rollins and Ian MacKaye are putting together a "new" Cramps LP with unreleased 1977 recordings, part of Poison Ivy's forming a new company to reassert control over their catalog and (much bootlegged) merch. Apparently this record for fans - Gravest Gravy - was intended in to come out in 1989.

ALIEN was released 47 years ago today. One of the definitive science fiction/horror movies, and among Ridley Scott’s best, the behind-the-scenes story is like the perfect organism… 1/39

Why is this just so crazy to read from him. Explaining how the robots are not human. Just spelling it out

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

i don't particularly care if bluesky is a bubble. everything's a bubble, you can't be exposed to 8 billion people at once and not lose your mind but i would prefer if folks here stopped relying on shit like Bizarre_Dolphins or skyfarts75 as news sources because they say "According to a US official"

The Ambassadors, by Hans Holbein the Younger, 1533, 📸 by @jp_lavs

Toronto Archives, yesterday

if anyone asks for my cause of death just tell them i saw pedro pascal being mauled by puppies

Came to my neighbor’s bbq early and saw him throw a live minion onto the grill

Happy birthday to Bob Dylan, an icon

My dog after eating my philosophy book

I still have a book of yours on Camus which I hope you will come and collect.

VHS order by mail aerobics tapes are here to stay. Get on board or get left behind.

What’s another word for synonym?

I really like the word aesthetic, it's so pleasant on the eye. I wonder if there’s a word to describe that.

"life is like a complex machine" wrong! you are an eldritch abomination

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes

the world is filled with different symbols like bollards and dead grass

Black & white photography has often been used in propaganda to make historical events seem further in the past. For example, less time elapsed between the assassination of MLK and the Challenger explosion than between the creation of the “I can has cheezburger” cat meme and today

ah yes, i am back to admire my puzzle, my brain certainly is not full of holes

*pounding on a novelist’s door* “You better not be relying on the steady accretion of detail in there!!”

The natural expression on my face is that of someone holding door open for people still blocks away like inventing thanks fire

Looking forward to those summer days when I can relax on my balcony with a tall cool glass of ranch dressing

In times like these it’s nice to have been cursed to sail the seas in a ghost ship for all eternity

We have openings for writers to review music, film and/or music. Sadly, not paid. Still awesome. DM for more info.

Billionaires benefit from the mythology America has told itself for decades of the scrappy guy or gal who just came up with a genius idea the market didn’t know it needed and who profited without government help when they launched the idea. Almost none of this is true.

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Gift 🎁 article

Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)

Congrats, Google. We now have unreliable AI narrators of impoverished information sources, representing their hallucinations as truth. I'm glad I learned to use a card catalog when I was a kid, because fuck this. I'm going to the library. (3/3)

working on a program that will beat the talking email to death with hammers

Toby the African pygmy falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus) is taking a dust bath at the Cincinnati Zoo. Birds secrete oil from a uropygial gland ('preen gland') that is antimicrobial, conditions & adds waterproofing. A dust bath helps remove this oil so a fresh layer can be applied.

The Broadview Blur Redux The movement of light and time embodied in a missed streetcar. #BlueSkyArtShow #TTC #EastCoastKin #UrbanGaze #longexposure #MirrorLens #WeekTforTime #AlphabetChallenge

My policy is if I find out you use AI in your writing I get rid of all your books cuz you're a fuckin scab.

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A photo I took of the Macclesfield mural to Ian Curtis who died on this day in 1980

A couple of very casual Barn Swallows. Magee Marsh, Ohio, 05/16/26. 🪶

daaaamn london

The Museum of Connecticut Glass—open house today.

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

The rebound, after our truly awful winter, will be spectacular. This is probably not a metaphor

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length