Farm boy, fetch me a gin & tonic and my softest granny panties.

read theory (if you dare) www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

There is this belief that tech companies prey upon destitute areas besieged by poverty. Fayetteville is actually a very beautiful and desirable area. It's just black.

this the shit I been up to

I figured I’d share how to introduce new foods to kids. The average kid takes multiple exposures to a new food before they’ll try it. Put a new food on a small plate by itself next to a meal of safe foods. Take a bite of it. Don’t pressure them to eat it. Don’t talk about it. Do it five times.

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

42 Democrats voted to let Trump keep spying on American citizens. If you want a Democratic Party that fights back, you’ve got to support primary challenges.

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

New, from me: This should be a clarifying moment about the relationship the Supreme Court's opposition to representative democracy in America. Lets look at some graphs that make this point. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/power-demo...

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis—and then called her a “fucking bitch” moments before she died in her car—was only placed on three days of administrative leave and continues to work for the agency in another state. trib.al/C3bEEAM

i made a helpful reference

In retrospect Office Space was a movie about how good things were

Napoleon and Josephine very lonely because they bone apart

yay weekend

I wanted to make biscuits the tallest biscuits known to mankind. Behold my hubris.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Ukrainian cat activated. FPV drone eliminated. 🫡

Palantir’s vision is the philosophy of Nazi political theorist Carl Schmitt dressed up in jeans and a hoodie. It is fundamentally anti-humanist, presents permanent conflict as inevitable, and seeks to build a technocratic power structure without even the minimal constraints of democracy.

Activism 101: Dialing for Democracy, Monday, April 20, 7PM, virtual - This event is for those who are new to activism and want to develop a toolbox of basic skills. We will learn and practice two skills to allow you to take action with nothing more than your cell phone. Please share widely!

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

“No deal,” I announce dramatically as I quickly leave the room before shitting my own pants

everybody mad but I'm just over here posting like

jd vance negotiating with Iran

The president is threatening genocide, posting snuff films, while the first lady is denying ties to his best friend, one of the worst pedophiles in history. And I have to do a meeting this morning about office supplies? Make this make sense.

There is no McTry.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

This is especially concerning because persistence is foundational to skill acquisition and one of the *strongest* predictors of long-term learning. AI conditions you to expect immediate answers, removing the productive struggle that builds real competence.

Probably what’s going to happen is that Trump will napalm 50,000 puppy orphanages then post an AI video of him skullfucking Snoopy’s corpse on TruthSocial and then we’ll all be smugly informed by the Very Clever People that we were overreacting because he didn’t use nukes.

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

This is incredible.

If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment. This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced

It’s day 1500 of russia’s "3-day special military operation in Ukraine."

This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.

AOC was very famously a bartender, markwayne mullin inherited and sold a family plumbing business for millions, which of these two does the median american think to be more blue collar-coded?

Every single day Trump will offer statements or talk to an outlet and it doesn’t matter if it’s nonsense or contradictory the media will just report what he said as if it has any meaning or intention behind it. A decade of this fucking shit.

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

I just put up what I think is genuinely one of the weirdest and most overly specific t-shirt designs I have ever made. I've had this drawing on my computer for a year and didn't know what to do with it. Until now. roryblank.bigcartel.com

give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. we're trying to get a kickball league together and need a few more folks.

Los Angeles’ housing crisis is self-inflicted.  For decades, city leaders have taken deliberate actions to limit new housing. Today, we announced our plan to fix this and triple housing production.

Elizabeth Banks

It is 2026 and our President lies so much that Americans wait to hear from Iran to find out the truth of what is going on

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

Someday...

I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to articulating my animating belief system.

It's like Apocalypse Now with a tuba soundtrack.