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Tired: spark it up i celebrate 4/20 Wired: spark it up i celebrate 4/20's I'll go back to lame ass air on 5/1

Here’s the Flyers radio broadcast (Stolen from the other place) I repeat, LMAO

the value proposition is like "here's this really good super google thing! it's really useful! you can have it for the low low price of you will never work again."

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

Man, these edibles ain't shit. 20 minutes later:

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

This is why I say regulation is the compromise position

“Pope Leo made a plea on Wednesday for countries to offer their ​citizens universal healthcare, calling it a ‘moral imperative’ that ‌people have access to the health services they need.” www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Me heading into pregame like

So does this argument also apply to tax returns (OK so long as postmarked by April 15), court documents, etc.? Or do we have one standard for ballots, and another for all other government-recognized documents?

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

I think we should all take some gummies & try again tomorrow.

Americans much prefer the sight of flag-draped coffins being offloaded in Dover on their TVs over even thinking about renewable energy or vetting politicians.

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Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

tfw you're a Hessian mercenary stationed in Trenton, New Jersey who just enjoyed celebrating Christmas with your boys

I find it odd that the US is touting the use of AI in Iran AND blaming a "targeting error" for bombing the shit out of a girls' school, and no one in the media seems to be asking the obvious question.

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

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It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour. It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

Where’s a Kuwaiti Hornet pilot with a jittery trigger finger when you need one?

When the gummy hits

"I never thought that uprooting to live in a dictatorship involved in inflaming a genocidal civil war and serving as the sanctions-dodging capital of the world would affect *my* life!"

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

Watching Hegseth’s war on Anthropic while thinking about X and Palantir in three years

literally DOZENS of jobs!

STFU NYT. You're not news, anymore. You're a host body for Wordle

Psychologists should figure out how much wealth a person can have before they have thought patterns that are indistinguishable from the brain damage one gets after getting kicked in the head by a horse. Whatever dollar amount that is, that's the most amount of money anyone should be able to have

The current Court majority is a classic captured court. The Justices pick the outcome they want, and work backwards from there, inventing and disregarding legal theories on the fly in the process.

So, to summarize, the president‘s speech was: 1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway 2.) by the way, I’m gay

Just a thought Maybe tax the rich?

A tiny bald kid being my hypeman would fix me

what are we gonna do about these utility bills, seems like no one is doing great in any part of the country

How does the outdoor recreation industry earn its well-deserved respect? For some, the answer is unions.