(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?

I’m only about 15 minutes into Brigands & Breadknives by @travisbaldree.bsky.social and I cannot express how much I need this book right now.

Samus doesn’t need a sidekick she needs a girlfriend who gives her tea and back-rubs whenever she returns to her ship.

but the real problem with the party is that rank-and-file DNC employees are allowed to WFH two days a week

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

hey. Check out this squirrel

Scylla and the Sirens’ second single is a true banger.

Off-grid sheep farm queer commune fantasy has been upgraded to include queer sheep as well.

{marketing meeting} VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat? GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now… CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

it's a hell of an act -- what do you call it

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social just said "Rosalina showing up at the end gotta be like Nick Fury showing up at the end of the first Iron Man movie but for trans women" and I've never felt so called out

Dang did Joyce Carol Oates get his ass, too?

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I cannot recommend #KeyForge enough for other middle-aged parents. For those who don’t know, KeyForge is a card game that was also designed by Magic’s designer, Richard Garfield. It debuted in 2018 and made a huge splash, but also was set back significantly in 2020–21 by pandemic and tech issues.

Still a little bit recovering from the #KeyForge Celebration this past weekend. 4 days of awesome, friendly gaming! Surprised myself by going 4–2 in the Archon Open tournament, best I’ve done since 2019. Since the 12yo is insatiable, will probably crack some ToK decks with him on our day off today.

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.

I am not going to let Schumer and 8 center-right Democrats bring me down. We won on Tuesday. We're gonna keep winning. Just keep telling the stories of what the Trump administration is doing and how it's making lives so much harder, about the corruption, the incompetence, the violence.

Checking my employee manual to see if I can say “shit for brains” on social media.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Yo this is my senator and he’s great.

You ever drunk dial your senator?

Time for a ceremonial rewatch of Carly Aquilino

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

EVERYTHING WE CAN SAVE IS WORTH SAVING

genuinely this feels like it has the potential to be the first step in something big because unlike a Hope President, which allows people to think "OK I'm done," a distant Hope Mayor is something you see and then want for your own city

My not-an-insider take is that the branding got people to notice, the videos got them excited, and then the campaign organized to knock on 3 MILLION FUCKING DOORS WITH A MESSAGE OF HOPE AND LOVE FOR NYC. It’s an incredible result and I hope the rest of Dems learn the right lessons.

Great news-we kicked some serious ass last night! 💥 One of the best showings for Democrats ever. Even better news? The next election starts today. Just 362 days ‘til the midterms- so grab your coffee and your clipboard, we’re not done yet. 🗳️💪

This is my thread of #cambma Election Night live tracking results. Google Sheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... So far no results, but the polls only just closed (8pm, or later if people are still in line), & mail-in ballots haven't all have been yet run through the machines at polling places.

I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏

folks we still got prop 50 coming in CA if you’re in line to lib out stay in line

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Wouldn’t be eday without a date bug on the ol’ voting location website. Friends don’t let friends parse strings.

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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Aloof wife & mayor husband

Polls are starting to open. Go to IWillVote.com to find where you can vote.

Eday let’s gooooooo!

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

to live through the Trump administration is to be inundated with news 24/7, story after story of absurd and horrible scandal unless you are Mike Johnson, who lives in an idyllic world full of puppies and rainbows in which nothing ever happens

The free lunch/breakfast is such an important lifeline right now. I was talking to my SIL, who teaches in a school district that doesn't have the resources to do extra food support like Cambridge is doing. The free lunch/breakfast is as essential to her school right now as having lights.

Estrogen is powerful. Also, happy 10 year transiversary to meeeeeeeee!

Reading pghrt.diy by the esteemed Madame Tightpussy because the pharmacy switched patch brands on me and these new ones aren’t hitting the way I’m used to.