Attn: Dallas Stars

Hurry back, Mikko.

My Law? Unwritten.

Casey DeSmith, what a save.

TSA lines are the new Oregon Trail. "We regret to inform you your family member died of dysentery awaiting a Delta flight from St. Louis to Portland."

bluesky, the sports app

someone explain this in hockey terms to me

Two Marine Expeditionary Units (MEUs) - about a battalion of combat troops each - is less than 1/10th the THREE FULL MARINE DIVISIONS that landed on Iwo Jima, and which took over a month to gain full control of the island. Not saying Kharg is a precise analogy, but it offers a bit of perspective.

ONE MORE INCH

We who?

Iwo Jima: 110,000 troops 6,821 dead 19,217 wounded

Phil Niekro, Toronto Blue Jays (1987)

Current enemies: - John Fetterman - Leggings with a center seam - Nico Harrison (still… yes, I’m aware it’s been over a year)

You mean there’s a chance I’d have to hear the Minnesota Wild PA guy for an entire playoff series?

Cam Skattebo thinks CTE isn’t real? No way.

@ntmellie.bsky.social happy birthday!

<Cop pulling this guy over>: Exactly how much jacking are you doing Dan Hentschel: no, look, it's

Let them cook.

Also not related but maybe some of you heard about it: "Chat GPT" actually sounds funny in french it sounds like: "Chat, I farted". Because GPT is said "gé pé té" and sounds like "j'ai pété" = I farted. .... if you didn't know that, you know now lol

I mean, it’s one barrel of oil, Michael. What could it cost? One hundred dollars?

On this day in 1994 (3/21/1994), the Dallas Stars acquire Alan May and a 1995 7th-round draft pick from the Washington Capitals in exchange for defenseman Jim Johnson. #TexasHockey

I'm seeing a lot of these fake Donald Trump truths being posted on BlueSky (and lesser sites) at the moment. Its pretty easy to check, and you owe it to yourself and other people before sharing it.

The Lamentation of Christ, by Andrea Mantegna, 1470-74, 📸 by Rich Storry

I’m a little upset about some things and everything is ok but please tell me a joke or something

left top: nazi checkpoint commandant in Oscar bait WW2 movie right top: Kingsman villain right bottom: demented killer who kidnaps a scientist left bottom: the scientist's pet android

US lifts sanctions on Iranian oil Which US did to get concessions from Iran Which didn't work so US bombed Iran Which hasn't gotten concessions from Iran But did cause Iranian retaliation and an oil supply crunch Which the US hopes eases if Iran can sell more oil Which will fund Iranian retaliation

Get ready to learn Persian, buddy.

Mom said don’t forget your brother 🤝 We have signed Dylan Hryckowian to a two-year entry-level contract.

Absolutely amazing. Dallas has signed forward Dylan Hryckowian (yes, his brother) to a two-year, entry-level contract out of Northeastern. The Dallas Hryckowians.

Old man yells at Claude

@pseudonic.bsky.social happy birthday!

“I hope my ass isn’t too pale” 🤭 Me, being shy

Clicked on her profile to see who this new follower was. Got a face full of hole.

We used to be a proper country.

“You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed. Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow.”

Let them cook.

a 60-piece. i’m sick.

Not sure if this is Gender, Race or a secret third thing.

I'm not sure what is funnier That there is a 'Mayor Hittler' in France That he is running against a guy named 'Zielinski' Or That NOS media accidentally calls the Mayor 'Hitler' on multiple occasions while reporting on how funny his name is.

Always wondered about this, thank you Meta AI

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MacKinnon is used to missing the net against American goaltenders.

OTTER

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