New feature article from TNJ (nation's best student magazine): Inside Yale’s Quiet Reckoning with AI thenewjournalatyale.com/2025/10/insi...

me: [at the theater, ringing a little bell for my butler, Chauncey, to bring me some popped corn] bully: who's doing that larger bully: hey that guy's got a fucking bell me: [frantically ringing bell]

HIDEO KOJIMA: the ghosts are bad. but you have special blood the ghosts are allergic to ME: uh huh KOJIMA: your closest ally is Guillermo del Toro and you can make piss grenades ME: got it KOJIMA: i remembered to tell you about the piss grenades, right?

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”

this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

What a terrible day to know how to read

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

men at work

let me introduce you to a guy called, "elon musk." or "donald trump" surely you must know by now that they are all Deeply Stupid

in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Important.

Jay Jones is a huge victory for people who are terrified of their private jokes getting posted on main

live view from cuomo hq

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

this is so much better than the last time we were all new yorkers

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves. A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

Hecate & Melinoe 💜💚 (a repost to celebrate Hades 2 final release)

pennywise…not cool bro

Slow Horses is so cool I wish England was real

October 31st November 1st

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

The Girl with the Little Debbie Tattoo

“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G. I'm 100% serious

This is… completely reasonable.

Enough time has passed that I can definitively say that the “everyone is 12 now” post is THE load bearing post of Bluesky. The hall of famer Bluesky post. It commands respect even from Bluesky skeptics and haters

Guy running for office with knuckle tattoos that say “NOT A NAZI” but the ink on the right hand is visibly newer

I promise this is very funny if you’re a huge dork

tired: it's always DNS inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight