Tillamook lighthouse, from Cannon Beach, OR.

happy easter

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

This is NOT what I signed up for

*movie trailer guy voice*

Happy Easter to those celebrating! Here is my very favorite Easter painting: “Happy Easter” by Michel Sowa.

Found it! it was Joseph Weizenbaum, of ELIZA fame

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

John Waters stuns on the cover of Baltimore Magazine

I will teach them to drive

misty, mossy mountain walk

Complicated thoughts on this propaganda. Main thing is I wish Democrats were half as clear and cutthroat and creative about going after the Trump regime. Iranian propaganda should not feel like it fills a niche in American politics.

Tall bike jousting underway

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

CAPTOR (waving phone): tell mama how nice we've been ME: mom i'm ok. all these guys want is to have gay sex and worship my— CAPTOR (yanking phone away): dude what (to phone) we're NOT having sex (to me) TELL THEM ME: sorry my bad "making love" CAPTOR: jesus christ ME: mom, these are very sensual men

At the least you should set a ratio of five non politics post for every politics one

This bird looks like it's going to say, "Please, detective, you have to understand I have no idea who killed my husband and I'm terribly sick about it"

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

one of the finest posts of all time

OH MY GOD

K-Pop Lehman Brothers

I went to my fortune teller and was like "you better polish off that crystal ball because in ten minutes I'm gonna tell you the best joke you ever heard" and she started scrying laughing

Someone sent me this.

i put together a bunch of the photos of dive bar bathrooms i’ve taken over the years and compiled them into a FREE digital zine. check it out if you are a little freak like me who loves grimy spaces marked by the passage of countless human dramas merrittk.itch.io/dive-bar-bat...

I’m sorry but Hakeem Jeffries talks like he can’t fuck and I don’t like that I don’t wanna listen to nobody who makes me think that with speech pattern alone

once as a kid i tried to pull an April Fools prank on my mom by dumping a bunch of salt in her coffee when she wasn’t looking. she kept drinking it and didn’t react at all. it was then that i understood what adulthood is

Oh so now copyright matters.

oh right its Lying On The Internet Day

Pretty much.

Personally this is exactly how I want it to happen.

this is a place of honor. something extremely cool is buried here.

Today, I went out with the sparrow to bring spring to everyone. It made me happy to see how delighted they were. #Illustration #LineArt #CommentPls

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

Last night, the ISS captured a stunning aurora between Antarctica and Australia. Check out the incredible timelapse created by our astronaut photographer!

Our collective hatred of Duke is one few things holding this nation together.

i know we're all very busy with the apocalypse and whatnot but id like to bring to your attention the existence of the humble pink fairy armadillo, an animal that actually exists on this planet we all share

This is quite literally my weekends now

Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood’ (Is 1:15).”

25% of Marin home transfer are through inheritance. Daryl Fairweather, chief economist at Redfin calls this a caste system. Communities that build more have lower rates of inheritance. www.sfchronicle.com/realestate/a...

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

Holy New York.

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

There's a word for this

San Diego just gave us the best reveal of No Kings Day. #NoKings