Just for the comedic delivery of this line from the Butterbean boxing bit.

linguists insist the relationship between signifier (a word) and signified (the meaning of the word) is arbitrary but can offer no explanation as to why the king of twinks is Link and his name rhymes with twink

the guy saying starmer is more jewish than polanski because he's a zionist thinks the greens are antisemitic

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"

it's so funny how far down the page the bbc have buried the Sex Matters loss. you know if the decision had gone their way it'd be the top story

The rabid cult will just never be able to claim Kirsty. She's a rich society lady and her mind is made up. Somehow I don't think her replies being flooded by freaks saying "WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED THEN!" will change her mind on this.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

have the Democrats considered bringing back the Mr Makes Matters Worse nickname or doing another strange sarcastic clap

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

thinking about this one again

fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol

Attachment issues

popcorn is shite

I think it is a mistake for the music video for Lionel Richie’s dancing on the ceiling to have people literally dancing on the ceiling because it moves it from being a metaphor to being a story about demons

if Nolan had cast Eminem instead of Heath Ledger: do u wanna know how I got these bars

We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever

this traitors season has the juice. one of them said "as a gamer..."

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

pulling the head off it

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

What do you mean Avatar made no cultural impact, everyone's always quoting lines from those films like, uh. Um. Uhhhh

everyone stop holding lav mics i am going to scream

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

i think i saw your man making a tactical retreat earlier

Same way I found out about Epstein

and they say bluesky doesn't have the juice

very funny to see people posting this with gifs from like jurassic park. damn dude didn't know you were into the arthouse scene

"wanna know how I got these scars" yeh ur dad gave them to you you fucken nepo baby

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

rip tom stoppard you were one bad bitch and your plays were straight fire

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

dictators always imposing martial law but what we need is marital law

locktober ending and we're straight into nnn is 👏🏻what 👏🏻 happens 👏🏻 when 👏🏻teams 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻communicate 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 each 👏🏻 other 👏🏻

You’ve intrigued my curiosity

The quick-time event could not have come at a more inopportune time for one snack-loving gamer. paletteswap.site/dif...

If you look very closely you'll notice my swaztika t-shirt is made up of thousands of microscopic letters all spelling out 'hope' 🙏🙏

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍