calling my enby penis my thember

the lack of Christian values

it’s time

Slippy, no!

#makeaterriblecomicday #comic

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

john rentoul will be sad today and i just think that is beautiful

i just made this. pls enjoy

My friend @jackdaw.tv and I make a really dumb podcast where we occasionally talk about the movie The Mask but most of it is this crap. Subscribe to us: see.hatmode.rocks

Juneteenth: 1 Charlie Kirk: Shot to death in the neck

Being against bike lanes is the number one red flag there’s deeper, darker views a person holds that we just don’t know about

I'm the guy that gave the fibromyaliga wiki diagram lady such a tight pussy ama

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

what about if there was a Pink Tony Club what would that be like

With Martin Scorsese's 'Absolute Cinema' dead in the water. I propose the superior Willem Defoe alternative.

im more interested in snackrooms lol

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

rage against the machine voice: killing in the gay month

TERFs knocking on the toilet cubicle door.

it's fake lol

if you were a true FEMINIST you wouldn't be posting about burger posting

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

I see you

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

kaiju wisdom 🙇

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

the matrix film series asks us an important question: what if the world was all messed up

call me Sean Kingston cos I peaked in 2007 and am suicidal

invention idea: a brain that doesnt want to kill itself

i love you grain weevil

James Gandalf Creamy

Oh my god the photo of Southampton's intern spying on Boro is incredible

Villain, I have done thy mother.

on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

trying to flirt: I think your dad would easily beat my dad in a fight

every group of friends on every path of every park i have ever walked in

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them