do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

thinking about this one again

fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol

Attachment issues

popcorn is shite

I think it is a mistake for the music video for Lionel Richie’s dancing on the ceiling to have people literally dancing on the ceiling because it moves it from being a metaphor to being a story about demons

if Nolan had cast Eminem instead of Heath Ledger: do u wanna know how I got these bars

We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever

this traitors season has the juice. one of them said "as a gamer..."

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

pulling the head off it

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

What do you mean Avatar made no cultural impact, everyone's always quoting lines from those films like, uh. Um. Uhhhh

everyone stop holding lav mics i am going to scream

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

i think i saw your man making a tactical retreat earlier

Same way I found out about Epstein

and they say bluesky doesn't have the juice

very funny to see people posting this with gifs from like jurassic park. damn dude didn't know you were into the arthouse scene

"wanna know how I got these scars" yeh ur dad gave them to you you fucken nepo baby

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

rip tom stoppard you were one bad bitch and your plays were straight fire

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

dictators always imposing martial law but what we need is marital law

locktober ending and we're straight into nnn is 👏🏻what 👏🏻 happens 👏🏻 when 👏🏻teams 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻communicate 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 each 👏🏻 other 👏🏻

You’ve intrigued my curiosity

The quick-time event could not have come at a more inopportune time for one snack-loving gamer. paletteswap.site/dif...

If you look very closely you'll notice my swaztika t-shirt is made up of thousands of microscopic letters all spelling out 'hope' 🙏🙏

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

dropping off my katsu on the way to taking down the nazgul

i just saw someone say "JK Rowling needs to kill herself pronto! i am serious. lets all make it happen right now!" wow. sounds like she is a pretty divisive figure.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

arsenal remain a very grim watch

#EPL-Live oh is a sportsball occurring?

a gay guy weezer cover band called Geezer and the lead singer is called Quivers Homo

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

tfw when ur goodly wife turns out to be a harlot. fellas,,

yall ever be so horny but the other gay guy ur messaging doesn't wanna send nudes so you ask him to describe his penis or na

An apt response to the FA banning trans women competing with women last week, a #TransHistoryWeek advert has gone up outside the Wembley Stadium. Trans people have always been here and we always will be. 📸 to @hattiehats on Instagram

a great hack for gay hookups is telling them "call me by your name" when they told you their name but you can't remember what it is