on their fucking minibikes again the neighborhood teens are. call the police i have.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

trying to flirt: I think your dad would easily beat my dad in a fight

every group of friends on every path of every park i have ever walked in

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

in every good album there's a run of 3 songs that is better than the rest of the album and this sequence is officially called Da Juicy Nut

i've never seen an onion at any stage of the frying process that i would describe as "translucent" what are we doing

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.

9) Here is the Hatozla NW Website. The loss of four ambulances will have a significant effect on their ability to operate. If you're able to donate something - anything - please consider it - hatzolanw.org Thank you. Thread ends.

I grew up in this community and I have a few thoughts I want to share. A short thread. www.jewishnews.co.uk/breaking-hat...

Just for the comedic delivery of this line from the Butterbean boxing bit.

linguists insist the relationship between signifier (a word) and signified (the meaning of the word) is arbitrary but can offer no explanation as to why the king of twinks is Link and his name rhymes with twink

the guy saying starmer is more jewish than polanski because he's a zionist thinks the greens are antisemitic

by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

drawing a big line on my whiteboard between "straight white guy podcasts" and "queer ppl dogshit web comics"

it's so funny how far down the page the bbc have buried the Sex Matters loss. you know if the decision had gone their way it'd be the top story

The rabid cult will just never be able to claim Kirsty. She's a rich society lady and her mind is made up. Somehow I don't think her replies being flooded by freaks saying "WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET RAPED THEN!" will change her mind on this.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

have the Democrats considered bringing back the Mr Makes Matters Worse nickname or doing another strange sarcastic clap

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

thinking about this one again

fionas hoody absolutely covered in food lol

Attachment issues

popcorn is shite

I think it is a mistake for the music video for Lionel Richie’s dancing on the ceiling to have people literally dancing on the ceiling because it moves it from being a metaphor to being a story about demons

if Nolan had cast Eminem instead of Heath Ledger: do u wanna know how I got these bars

We need Song 3 from Blur now more than ever

this traitors season has the juice. one of them said "as a gamer..."

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

pulling the head off it

If you start the Dungeons and Dragons movie at 11:56pm tonight, you will begin the new year watching a really great movie.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

What do you mean Avatar made no cultural impact, everyone's always quoting lines from those films like, uh. Um. Uhhhh

everyone stop holding lav mics i am going to scream

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

i think i saw your man making a tactical retreat earlier

Same way I found out about Epstein

and they say bluesky doesn't have the juice

very funny to see people posting this with gifs from like jurassic park. damn dude didn't know you were into the arthouse scene