Haha what if someone did this. Wouldn’t that be funny.

Haha what if someone did this. Wouldn’t that be funny.

Everyone who made fun of me for enjoying nerd rap but is enjoying the cave story rap album is on notice

It’s Bandcamp Friday by the way. Did you know? Have a dozen other independent artists told you already? That’s okay. We’re all in this together, and by this I mean the capitalist hellscape peopleneedgoals.bandcamp.com

tell one person you know about sadmusic.gay today (being sad and/or gay not a prerequisite to enjoying its contents but doesn’t hurt) #bandcampFriday

How to remove cylinder from perfect fishing hole mug. It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed

The difference between tarmac and bitumen is that tarmac is a heat-malleable substance that is used to create a walkable or drivable surface on public roadways and bitumen is what you find in a gossipy male environment

Beastie Boys voice: When I THINK about the WAY the usa has ACTED In foreign nations like REDACTED and REDACTED

The difference between a bisexual and a pansexual is that a bisexual is attracted to people of any gender and a pansexual will spaff on your cast iron

The Mask is a movie that does not hold up to 17 weekly watches

The difference between a sword and a sabre is a sword is a sharpened length of smithed metal with a handle designed for use in close quarters melee combat and a sabre is sobeode who odly buys thigs whed they’re reduced id brice

They call me American Express because nowhere accepts me. Also I’m very small and made of plastic in a convenient wallet form factor

Indy is good people ergo so is Indy’s awesome mom

@sony open source minidisc you assholes. stop hoarding proprietary tech with no market value. I want a minidisc player that isn’t old as balls

I hear Clavicular hate to see these guys coming

Detective: and you say that you were home that night with… Me, cheerfully: with the skull, yes

It’s a little-known fact that the word “par” is short for “Parthenon”. The average golf hole is Parthenon 3. This is because the Ancient Greeks loved to blast a few balls across the links

Boo! Scared ya, huh? Posts like these threaten the lives of conservatives every day

Rejection sensitive dysphoria sucks to have man. It feels so made up and childish. “Yeah I get sad when people are upset with me. Yeah no more than that. Yeah no like it’s a special amount of sad that deserves its own condition name”. Stupid.

All I need to be happy I think is for the people in power to be held responsible for their many crimes and around fourteen to seventeen million dollars.

Doctor: Treatment is simple, however it is locked in my cabinet. I can only recommend that you find Jill Valentine, the master of unlocking. Jill Valentine: But doctor,

Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain

There's a new episode of my podcast where @jackdaw.tv and I talk about Android 18, Sesame Street, cussing, and almost everything except the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy film The Mask.

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

“Favourite” might not be correct but it’s certainly got one of the greatest guitar solos I’ve ever heard youtu.be/jrVadO8BHRk

there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad

Finding out that the anti-trans movement, the online right-wing pipeline and gaming loot boxes are all the result of a shadowy group of billionaire paedophiles is just too much. Nobody would believe this. It’s the Illuminati made real.

Do you like podcasts? I'm in one every week where I talk about the movie The Mask with my friend @jackdaw.tv and we talk about The Mask on it sometimes, but mostly we talk about hamburgers in this episode. shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...

oh right, I completely forgot to brag on myself: ya girl is the Polish translator of It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs (pilot episode)! @phobia.bsky.social was great to work with and I can't wait to see what the team is cooking for the rest of the show. Find it here www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtD2...

@themountaingoats.bsky.social have you seen this shit. Two mana!

I feel seen

Who at apple thinks this is good design. This is visual clutter. I hate Liquid Glass so much

Liquid Glass just arrived on my iPhone and it’s the ugliest shit I’ve ever had on any phone I’ve ever owned. Might have to move to Android when my contract is up.

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

You can tell I turn 40 this year because I just said “oh sick” out loud at radio 4. I am alone.

i hate every nasty little worm pig fuck that works at ICE. in any capacity. oh i just file the paperwork there. file your ass to hell

the ultimate weapon (2020) #bladeandsorcery

A lot of you are acting like The Search For Dead Character wasn’t done already by Star Trek in 1984. And by golly it was terrible

Did you know I have a youtube channel, where you can find (most) of the music I've got available for streaming on youtube music and also some extra videos like the full video of my 2020 EP 'Live At Home'? www.youtube.com/@ReederMusic If you didn't, now you do

Welcome to the year of the youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0?...

You know, things really seem to be going a lot worse in the world since everyone started making lemon pigs

You know, things really seem to be going a lot worse in the world since everyone started making lemon pigs

hey new friends joining bsky! sorry i’ve been so quiet lately but let me introduce myself real quick im indy, i’m hot and i usually draw stuff like tau miku, 40K kirby, destiny/scooby-doo and plenty of OCs 💗 #art #Warhammer40k #Destiny2Art #HatsuneMiku #Kirby #OC

we need 22 more patrons to get to 800 by the end of our first calendar year as a podcast. if we do i will post 22 screenshots of my facebook page from 2008 www.patreon.com/c/whatsallth...

It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Hello, new people. I post once a week or less. But before you go, consider a Clip Studio Paint brush pack for the season: ko-fi.com/quasimaddi/s...

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne