Two rollerskaters along the Portland riverwalk were barked at by every dog that passed. I overheard them indignant: "But it's smoother than walking. It should soothe the dogs not enrage them." The dogs: You blasphemous and unnnatural, must protest.

me showing up in your room at 7:00 AM… “it’s time to log on”

I don’t know how many of my followers knew or remember him, but I’ve just been told that long-time UKFFer, ring announcer, multi-time Must See Matches guest (and undercover FWA promoter) MOJ (@threekidneysmoj.bsky.social) passed away within the last 48 hours.

Obligatory May Day post

Remembering a conversation with a Russian graduate student about games. HIM: So what's your favorite game? ME: Disco Elysium. HIM: Really? Are you sure you get it? I don't understand how an American can understand that game. ME: I'm divorced. HIM: Ah ok. Yes, I see.

Misread this as "Gaza" and was like "fucking hell, bit strong"

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes

It is the shittest and stupidest thing that I can’t verify my ID with an expired passport. It’s still me! *I* didn’t expire!

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

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Well, happy thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony at the library day to all who celebrate

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

Buy my stuff!

New cars are too big and their headlights are too bright. I feel so “get off my lawn” when I say this, but I won’t be dissuaded, I’m RIGHT

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I was thinking about a conversation I saw on Twitter years ago about a gaudy pair of shoes and the roasting that followed. I found The Shoes on eBay and decided to make an art piece from it based off of one of the roasts. It's stupid, a bit much, but I love it. @jonhendren.com

@jonbois.bsky.social hey man. Do you happen to remember what Nick and Manny’s jersey numbers are? I know they’re 39 and 44 but there’s no indication of which one’s which. This may be replica-jersey related

20 years ago today, Neil started banging out the tunes. happy anneilversary everyone 💜

GenAI dipshits are still at that stage of the scam where they keep insisting how useful it is as an accessibility aid (the next stage is insisting it helps the global south), and no it fucking isn't. GenAI actively *destroys* accessibility tools like captions and alt text.

Putting this idea out into the world: if I were to wish to make a playable videogame of a ball game based on @jonbois.bsky.social's 20020 but set on the London Underground, does anyone have the faintest idea how I could begin to do that? What would be the best platform for this?

Editor: You get that photo of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini? Photographer: Sure did, boss, a real fuckin' breathtaking Arizona landscape just like you asked Editor: What?

The amount of Americans saying their teachers wheeled this in so they could watch the OJ verdict is astonishing to me. Anyway my answer is my white whale of lost media, this thing about a peregrine falcon I can’t remember the name of and nobody else my age remembers

Oh man I almost forgot

The kindest thing anyone can say to me is “I show this to my friends who aren’t fans to make them understand pro wrestling and they love it”. Happy 7th anniversary to my magnum opus (my children notwithstanding). Thanks to GCW and Joey Janela for the opportunity and the trust.

If we’re going by what’s officially a city, it’s Milton Keynes, but I refuse to think of that place as anything but a contemptible experiment

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

FUN FACT: You personally interact with dozens, even hundreds of artists and storytellers on this website every day who dedicate 0% of their resources to directly harming trans people. Many of them have comics, or albums, or podcasts, or even fantasy novels available for your guilt-free enjoyment!

It brings me great pleasure to inform you the word "blurb" is named after a made-up woman named Belinda Blurb whose job is to tell everyone how great a book is

Grok is it good if my attorney is called as a witness for the prosecution

i really recommend checking out all of these screenshots if you can because they paint a picture of a man who has no more executive function leaving it all to chatGPT and honestly i would take the settlement because if THIS went to court i would kill myself

The nature of my employer means I can’t share too much, but maaaan do we have some insights into a) mainstream British education and b) “screen time” that people aren’t ready to hear

Sat up and (Alan) awake in my seat for this Alan Wake 2 relay run by sweetpeebs and @suavepeanut.com, next on Multithon! Tune in for controller swapping shenanigans and I'm hearing maybe movie trivia? www.twitch.tv/Multithon #Multithon2026

Probably the worst thing about the clocks going forward is having to rotate your entire henge 30°

Bird/Amira is one of the most euphoric experiences I’ve ever officiated, and Kanji/Cara was every bit the intense battle you’d expect. Watch this show, gang

PONYO

My cool friend is the main person in this photo! GDQ rules!!!

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I’m still collecting stories and I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

my uncle once sent my dad and me an email full of chuck norris jokes and 2 days later sent another that said "no love, for chuck norris jokes?"

googoo dolls iris voice

Today I was making my way through immigration at MEX. The agent asked me the purpose of my visit. I said I was there to work with CMLL. She got really close and whispered, "...as a participant?" in a way that made it so clear that she didn't want to out me in case I was an unmasked luchadora 😂 😂 😂