(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

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FWIW my ideas for getting around “James Bond is really dead for real” are: 2) make the “James Bond is a code name for different agents” thing canon and play it off as a huge coincidence that the Craig iteration was also actually called that 1) don’t make any more and do something new instead ffs

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

Consider the stakes raised for the Arthouse Championship. Ethan Allen // Mike Bird // Connor Mills

Is it just me or does Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day feel really commercialised this year

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This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever done

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One of the best I’ve refereed in 20 years of doing it. Top 5 easily, maybe higher. Watch it!

Making an onlyfans with exclusively upside-down videos to tap into the Teletubby market

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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

Idea: do a show where Joe Root and Shohei Ohtani swap sports for a bit. Both generational all-rounder talents in bat and ball sports

Because we can. BREAKS // BUZZARD. 🔥

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

The bitterly ironic transformation of the iconography of the poppy, from sombre reminder of the senseless futility of a war in which the British ruling class systematically ordered the wholesale slaughter of millions of working-class men, to 'War Christmas', says everything about the current crisis

See what I mean? Not cooked! Just overcooked!

Skoooooool from the sofa! I’m mad at Carson Wentz AND conspiracy theories, but unfortunately only the former seems to have died

Tis finally the season for my famous pumpkin spice toothpaste (50/50 mix of nutmeg and hair gel)

Wonder what the crossover is between people who think "biological sex" is innate and immutable but clicked enthusiastically and credulously on the article I just saw about someone "reducing their biological age from 78 to 51 with just exercise"

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

Baseball, but it’s completely fixed

Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive. #Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing

“Fireplace” sounds like what you’d call it if it had a different name you couldn’t remember

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Look at my opposing all-rounder Dawgggggg I’m going to lose the World Series 😫🤯🤣

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Can't wait to be in the middle for this one. These two have had arguably the best years of any two British singles wrestlers, and now you get to watch them collide, one-on-one, for all the marbles. Get there.

The unstoppable champion. The unbreakable challenger. The Resurgence Championship. Kanji Vs Bullit TWENTY FIVE DAYS

oh hell yes

MIKA was right. i could be hurple

This rocks

Thinking about the tattoo I saw on a woman’s arm earlier so much that I had to recreate it for you

These bsky block lists are amazing

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Best in the league. Professional go-over-there-maker. Absolutely elite dude shover

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Interesting tactic

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

this is the ideal type of Post

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

If it’s way too early to do a mock draft you can simply not do one