This project with Juno and Kyrie I've been kicking around finally has a title! "HOTWIRE INSOLVE" What's it mean? Don't worry about it.

Tim Heidecker must be brought to justice. #movies

HIDEO KOJIMA: "We're not going to Konami for Solid Snake, we have Solid Snake at home!!" SOLID SNAKE AT HOME:

Break doodle

www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/ - Entering the fair city of Valentine and then going hunting with Josea. Should be a good night in RED DEAD 2!!!!!!!!!!

been laughing at this all day

Tip-Toein'

Hasan Parker seems like a stupid dick head but I don't know anything about his politics. I'm only saying that because he's a political streamer and he has a shock collar on his dog.

Hey check out this post it changes your phone screen into a mirror.

All women are biological, dumb ass.

None of my weed stores have a 4/20 sale this year beyond a paltry 10% off. This holiday used to mean something. We used to be a country.

I think about this a lot. The more computers have penetrated the mainstream, the more "user-friendly" they got, and people just stopped learning how to use them. I could touch type before I was 10, but I've seen my Zoomer relatives struggle to use a mouse because they're used to touch screens.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18. - Didn't even have to think. Posting a behind-the-scenes .gif instead.

Robbie???

Re-reading Watchmen and it's so good and meticulous that every time I notice the tiniest little mistake - like an American saying "row" to mean a fight, etc - I think "Got you, you son of a bitch. Not so smart now are you, Alan Moore?"

Long before his show business career, he was known as Mr. Liberace, the wood-shop teacher.

Been playing Power Wash Simulator and 1) I do this to everything before I clean it up and 2) I have been cleaning my monitor like 3 times per day because I'll power wash little smudges and bits of dust on my screen like 10x before I realize what's happened.

*Standing with his ear to a glass pressed to the wall. Shushes you as you come in and whispers:* Sssh! Dinah said she was cooking lunch alone, but... I think she's talking to somebody in there? Ssh, ssh... *Makes a weird face* Oh, you're not gonna believe what he just started doing.

Disney are cowards for casting the elderly-looking Dwayne Johnson in a really shitty cheap wig as Maui in the live action Moana instead of casting a fat actor. I don't even care about Moana, but I wish we had fat actors other than the embarrassing Jack Black in the industry.

If I found the magic lamp, I think I'd use my wishes wisely: 1) Wish that the genie would grant MY intent with the wish, not in some sort of ironic monkey's paw / Wishmaster fashion. 2) Wish that I could at will reverse the effects of any wish as though it never happened. 3) Wolverine claws.

The guys at @seepodcast.bsky.social have decided to watch The Mask every week for a year. I joined @jackdaw.tv and @samu3lk.bsky.social on their 24th trip to Edge City. I did not remember how actually good this movie was.

“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”

Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!

The only men in history who have earned my admiration and respect are Spider-Man and Goku.

Look, we need to forget about government funded daycare, healthcare, or basically any public assistance programs. We can't afford it because we have to spend every cent protecting a country that has been attacked by foreign powers exactly twice in the last 100 years.

I turned 40 this year and some things make me feel old in a good way re: Trans Day of Visibility. When I was in school, TDOV was not something I could even fathom, but today seeing so many posts from so many of my friends celebrating feels good. It IS a fight, but you guys are winning.

I've never played the original Final Fantasy 7. That doesn't change anything. *Sits down in a chair backwards.* Even I know One-Winged Angel fucking rips.

Louis Theroux and Nathan Fielder should start a podcast and every week it's just a room noise in an otherwise silent .mp3 of them sitting dead still in a recording studio, each of them waiting for the other to crack and try to fill the silence by saying something unintentionally revealing.

If I had that big goth Faberge egg that Darth Vader lives in, I'd sit in there smoking weed and on my phone, making the gnarliest and most evil posts the world has ever seen.

Is that FRANKENSTEIN???

Fucking UFOs...!!!

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They need to stop making adaptations of Harry Potter and instead make one of Wizard People, Dear Reader.

If I had to summarize my ethos in life, nobody has ever said it better:

Doctorpus Octorpus

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

I really love this animation because it looks like Spider-Man is catching the pigeon and then thoughtlessly and immediately ripping it in half. The feathers that go flying.

Do little kids still like Harry Potter? I can't imagine any do because both the main series books and movies have been done for like 15-20 years. Kids are into Bluey now or gloving or something, right?

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

I think a big problem with modern tech is it's being released and used by the public before it's "done". Self driving cars and autonomous delivery drones are constantly crashing, GenAI being used by millions of people before we found a way to do it without needing data centers that poison us, etc.

Most people playing Death Stranding 2 will use the backpack patches with blood types on them to spell "BOOB" and that's fine. I'm more sophisticated and made mine say "ABBA". Reedus is a fan.

I graduated high school in 2004 and after 9/11 every. Single. Day. the Vice Principal would play Proud to Be an American over the PA during passing periods. Every day. Between every class. For three years. This song gave me PTSD and I think it's torture to play it near any person for any reason.

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ICE gonna be cracking down on all those terrible ruthless drug dealers and child traffickers who enter our country via commercial airlines where they go through customs and have to show their passport.