Look, we just have to accept a couple hundred deaths and hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage until they work the kinks out of these self-driving cars. Then, finally, we will arrive unto a beautiful future where everyone will be able to make a TikTok about riding in one.

Weird Al should put the Kiss My Fish song from the Cringe and Cope Superbowl Show in the polka medley on his next album.

Hosea, you good?

I've never seen this interaction, but it only bolsters my theory that Uncle is some sort of immortal elemental being - a drunken hick Tom Bombadil, seen here shaking his ass at a representative of the lesser gods.

re: Super Bowl Halftime - Conservatives took the "No it's yucky and I don't like it" attitude of a toddler being told to eat broccoli and applied it to literally everything in their life. Experiential cowards who can't fathom for one moment being even mildly uncomfortable.

Sometimes when I want my dogs to follow me, I'll say "C'mon, Artoo!" like that part in Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace when Jake Lloyd as Young Anakin Skywalker is going somewhere and says that to R2-D2.

There's a new episode of my podcast where @jackdaw.tv and I talk about Android 18, Sesame Street, cussing, and almost everything except the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy film The Mask.

If Beowulf killed my kid and then came after me I'd kick his ass.

babadocular: (bɑː bɑː dˈɒkjələ) adj. - 1. Done or created by a Babadook. 2. Of or relating to a Babadook.

I always think about Crocodile when I think of my favorite One Piece villains and I think it's because it's the first fight where Luffy does something that changes history.

Flock off, feather face.

Fastest deer in the west.

Wrecked so hard I made John Marsten spindash.

There's video of the President shitting his pants on TV.

Do you like podcasts? I'm in one every week where I talk about the movie The Mask with my friend @jackdaw.tv and we talk about The Mask on it sometimes, but mostly we talk about hamburgers in this episode. shows.acast.com/bee-podcast/...

The director of Melania movie

I'm Arthur Morgan and welcome to Jackass.

monkey comic

I hope Bovino takes his retirement as a time to reflect on his actions and put the barrel of a loaded gun in his mouth and pull the fucking trigger.

This is the most evil point in American history since like... Slavery. Jesus fucking Christ.

His name is Jonathan Blow because he's full of HOT AIR.

What an awful day.

It's my 40th birthday and maybe it will happen today.

Well. I guess the new normal is getting a 3 day notice for only being 2 weeks late on rent. I have $2000 in my account, so I only need about $400 to get that paid, but I'm hoping to raise money to also cover rent/bills thru next month. Sorry for doing this again already. ko-fi.com/tylerhendrix...

Every one of these bastards looks like Humpty Dumpty in a tactical vest.

Scott Dilbert tried to hypnotize his butthole from rotting out, but instead he made himself nut so hard he died. RIP.

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

Odo Otho Toto Oda

Imagine working at a daycare and some Beavis-looking virgin dork shows up and demands to be let inside to inspect the children.

"The plan is simple: We'll hire concept artists to make art to train our AI model so that we can then use the AI model to generate concept art." Do you fucking think before you speak, you blithering fucking donkey brain nitwit?

www.samu3lk.com - Streaming Tears of the Kingdom and I kinda forgot what we're doing.

In the Matt Foley SNL sketch, Christina Applegate is dressed like Android 18.

Listen, say what you will but this illegal military strike is going to help keep drugs out of the uh... Or uh... Schools... Kids and sex trafficking? Hang on. *Googling Venezuela while still talking* Freedom or uh... Our valiant troops...??

Buying weed in 2025 rules. It's 25% off for NYE and I've also got a punch card, so I get a Buy One Get One Free. I bought weed once in 2004 and we had to call this sketchy guy with a shitty car who gave us a ride around the block while we made small talk. Awful customer service experience.

Ha ha ha

I live in Indianapolis where Rupert from Survivor lives and once I saw Rupert and he clocked that I recognized him and he started to come over to talk to me and I said "Not now, Rupert," and kept walking.

Looking at this I can see this man running around his yard, giggling as he sets up all these shots. A delight.

At first glance I thought Kaido was doing a sassy little "talk to the hand" while flipping the bird over his shoulder, but it's actually the guy's arm in front of him. I illustrated what I thought was going on here.

"Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat," has always been funny to me because I imagine until then rap was this unformed, theoretical hypothesis and they couldn't get it to fit a rhythm but finally the Sugarhill Gang cracked the formula, like when we discovered nuclear fission.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Goku is cool, but you can't deny he would be kind of a dork without super powers. Piccolo on the other hand is just base level cool all on his own and literally being God is just a bonus.

"This is how Fremen walk the sand." * - Hold the 🅰️ Button to Walk Without Rhythm. -

everybody talks about the torture survival techniques but nobody talks about how we should have let jim carrey die in the grinch costume instead

If I was a screenwriter I'd just put a scene like this in every movie: --- "Hi Mary." "Hi Charlotte." "Just making sure this movie passes the Bechdel test." *Both women are eaten by Godzilla* --- Mainly just because I think more movies need scenes where people are randomly eaten by Godzilla.

I start pushing to create a new idiom for telling people to fuck off and it's important for you to listen to this and learn.

Finished the yearly watch.